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RodEnuf
Vice President of Operations
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RodEnuf 		01-09-09 11:47 PM - Post#303887    

Where was this course when I was in engineering school?

Computer geeks learn to flirt

BERLIN (Reuters) – Even the most quirky of computer nerds can learn to flirt with finesse thanks to a new "flirting course" being offered to budding IT engineers at Potsdam University south of Berlin.

The 440 students enrolled in the master's degree course will learn how to write flirtatious text messages and emails, impress people at parties and cope with rejection.

Philip von Senftleben, an author and radio presenter who will teach the course, summed up his job as teaching how to "get someone else's heart beating fast while yours stays calm."

The course, which starts next Monday, is part of the social skills section of the IT course and is designed to ease entry into the world of work. Students also learn body language, public-speaking, stress management and presentation skills.

"We want to prepare our students with the social skills needed to succeed both in their private life and their work life," said Hans-Joachim Allgaier, a spokesman for the institute at Potsdam University where the course is being offered.

Fri Jan 9, 1:24 pm ET - Writing by Anna Brooke; Editing by Nick Vinocur - via Yahoo! News
Bredero
Old-Hand
Posts 969
Bredero 		01-10-09 04:35 AM - Post#303896    

OMG....I did not know that there was a master's degree course that teaches how to write flirtatious text messages and emails, impress people at parties and cope with rejection.

Where do I sign up ?
Its so easy

Dreysek
Master Greeter
Posts 3388
Dreysek 		01-10-09 12:52 PM - Post#303907    

Some one sign "Cuter" Ken up, right away!
Never judge a man by the size of his penis, he will do that quite well on his own.

Elephants and Asses ...
Screwing the masses!
In other words, politics as usual!

As long as it's living, legal and human, have fun with it!

The_Phoenix
Resident Scientist
Posts 1090
The_Phoenix 		01-10-09 08:08 PM - Post#303920    

You know, I thought I would make it through this topic unscathed. I stand corrected. Thanks, geezer.

Seriously though....that would probably help - we Grad students kind of just east, sleep, and work...
  • WhaddaChode Said:
You have to be confident, and I mean the sort of confidence a dateless nerd might have if our half-elf wizard was about to make it out of the Celibacy Dungeon with +50 Charisma points and a Everlasting Rod of Sexual Potency, capice?



And it's this Phoenix

Dreysek
Master Greeter
Posts 3388
Dreysek 		01-11-09 02:10 PM - Post#303931    

Aww, twerp.. it was too easy. But, you know, it's only because I love ya like a little brother. Just looking out for your best interests, after all. Don't worry, I probably would join you. Getting out of practice myself...
Never judge a man by the size of his penis, he will do that quite well on his own.

Elephants and Asses ...
Screwing the masses!
In other words, politics as usual!

As long as it's living, legal and human, have fun with it!

Rick
Postmaster General
Posts 4270
Rick 		01-14-09 02:36 AM - Post#304074    

  • The_Phoenix Said:
You know, I thought I would make it through this topic unscathed. I stand corrected. Thanks, geezer.



Hey Cuter Ken!

Nah, no suck luck at all with that, you hottie you!! So, since you're already out there cruising for compliments, let me "scath" you some more, just to keep you happily on center-stage!

If this deal to trade each other's Clone-a-Willy goes through (see Shout Box), I'm eagerly putting you at the very top of my "want" list.

Rick
Chris2four-ish
Member
Posts 110
Chris2four-ish 		01-14-09 10:17 PM - Post#304117    

"NO SUCK LUCK"

Now Rick is someone who KNOWS HOW TO FLIRT!
Dreysek
Master Greeter
Posts 3388
Dreysek 		01-15-09 01:17 PM - Post#304154    

  • Chris2four-ish Said:
"NO SUCK LUCK"

Now Rick is someone who KNOWS HOW TO FLIRT!




Instead of rico suave, it should be Rick-o suave!
Never judge a man by the size of his penis, he will do that quite well on his own.

Elephants and Asses ...
Screwing the masses!
In other words, politics as usual!

As long as it's living, legal and human, have fun with it!

Chris2four-ish
Member
Posts 110
Chris2four-ish 		01-17-09 08:50 PM - Post#304279    

muy muy RICKo-suave

indeed!
BiCent
Beautifully Chaotic Tastykake
Posts 3832
BiCent 		01-23-09 03:51 AM - Post#304554    

You know..the geek/nerd look is all the rage nowadays. It's the new chic!!! I'm trying to find my old BCG glsses from the military days. Might have to get a new pair!

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Rick
Postmaster General
Posts 4270
Rick 		01-23-09 04:35 AM - Post#304557    

  • Dreysek Said:
Instead of rico suave, it should be Rick-o suave!



  • Chris2four-ish Said:
muy muy RICKo-suave

indeed!



Hey Guys!

That is SUCK a wonderful compliment, coming as it does from two of the true "masters" of flirt!!!

Rick
Dreysek
Master Greeter
Posts 3388
Dreysek 		01-23-09 07:52 PM - Post#304570    

... Er, I mean, what flirt!


  • BiCent Said:
You know..the geek/nerd look is all the rage nowadays. It's the new chic!!! I'm trying to find my old BCG glsses from the military days. Might have to get a new pair!


I have a friend who was in the Army, so I heard all about the BCGs.
Never judge a man by the size of his penis, he will do that quite well on his own.

Elephants and Asses ...
Screwing the masses!
In other words, politics as usual!

As long as it's living, legal and human, have fun with it!

Rick
Postmaster General
Posts 4270
Rick 		01-23-09 08:35 PM - Post#304575    

  • Dreysek Said:
... Er, I mean, what flirt!



Hey Drey!

So,-- you see what I mean about being one big lovable flirt??

Oh, but one more thing. If I were you, even though his halo has become slightly beat-up and a bit tarnished, and his wings have been thoroughly clipped, I'd definitely save that innocent disguise for Cuter Ken!!

I mean, be real,-- we all know YOU completely lost YOUR halo a very LONG TIME ago!!

Rick
Dreysek
Master Greeter
Posts 3388
Dreysek 		01-24-09 04:30 PM - Post#304600    

You're right Rick. That ol' thing was so busted up, rusted and dented, I had to get rid of it!
Never judge a man by the size of his penis, he will do that quite well on his own.

Elephants and Asses ...
Screwing the masses!
In other words, politics as usual!

As long as it's living, legal and human, have fun with it!

The_Phoenix
Resident Scientist
Posts 1090
The_Phoenix 		01-24-09 06:05 PM - Post#304606    

I thought you were just propping the old thing up on those horns, geezer.

And what are you talking about, Rick? I would neeeever flirt here.
  • WhaddaChode Said:
You have to be confident, and I mean the sort of confidence a dateless nerd might have if our half-elf wizard was about to make it out of the Celibacy Dungeon with +50 Charisma points and a Everlasting Rod of Sexual Potency, capice?



And it's this Phoenix

Rick
Postmaster General
Posts 4270
Rick 		01-25-09 03:31 AM - Post#304614    

  • The_Phoenix Said:
And what are you talking about, Rick? I would neeeever flirt here.



Awwwww, Cuter Ken!

Now what are YOU talking about??

That coy little tease of a commnent was perfectly "on cue" flirtatious, as was the sly one about Drey propping up his old rusty, busted up thing on his horns!!

So btw, in case you hadn't noticed, you just "innocently" dinged yet another dent or two in that tarnished halo of yours with all that cuteness!

Rick
Dreysek
Master Greeter
Posts 3388
Dreysek 		01-25-09 02:51 PM - Post#304629    

Hahaha, Phoenix is going down! Errrm... That was a bad metaphor.
Never judge a man by the size of his penis, he will do that quite well on his own.

Elephants and Asses ...
Screwing the masses!
In other words, politics as usual!

As long as it's living, legal and human, have fun with it!

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