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10-18-09 12:14 AM - Post#314230    

How to Spice Up Your Sex Life


Get a motorbike.

Seriously!!

Steve has bought himself a motorbike. And his sexy level went up a couple points. Then he bought himself some leathers. Ratcheted another couple of notches up the hotness scale (and considering he was already high up there... you can imagine how smokin' he is now!).

It's so awesome... He decided that this year he was going to do it. Get his motorbike license. I was going to do it with him, and the plan was that we were going to buy our bikes next year, and take the course. But then I saw how much coordination it takes to work all the tiddly bits on a bike. And I decided that I was perfectly content to be the bitch on the back, lol.

So off he went, bought himself a bike, got himself licensed and somehow in all that, developed a sense of I don't know what, but DAMN is it sexy!

I can actually tell when he's going for a ride. His shoulders go back, the chest comes out, the stomach sucks in, and he has an actual swagger. I'll take one look at him and say "goin' for a ride, huh?" and he'll be suprised that I know. LOL

The best part? The leather. Mmmmmmmm, nothing like the hot smell of leather on a sexy beast!! And I mean both the bike AND the man!


Dee


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BronxBombshell
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10-29-09 07:04 AM - Post#314610    

That is completely awesome. But please tell me more about that dachsund!
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Dreysek
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10-29-09 04:52 PM - Post#314625    

Bronxy focuses on the cute puppy.

I can hardly wait to see what Adrian and Rick focus on!
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10-31-09 06:45 AM - Post#314711    

  • Dreysek Said:
I can hardly wait to see what Adrian and Rick focus on!



Hey Drey!

Here's a clue: It comes neatly packaged in black leather!

Rick

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11-05-09 05:08 AM - Post#314938    

Well, I mean, I did notice his awesome bulge, and leather chaps are totally hot. But seriously. Who doesn't want to cuddle every insane little doxie they stumble upon? And anyway, a wiener dog is the perfect mascot for this site, no?
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