Yes i saw my fathers penis soft, he was huge 6ins. and the biggest grith i have seen in my life. I never seen him hard but i do not think it would be bigger hard. I do not know what happened to me, i am 4ins. hard and skinny!
I can't even begin to imagine how this would burn kinked out of your fly, not to mention the zipper, not to forget zipping back up one handed and not catching it.
This sounds like something the saw character would make you do to survive.
If anyone is going to attempt this, I don't care how big you are or aren't, please be wearing jammy pants.
That's actually a lot more thoughtful than I imagined. I knew they were foot prints but I didn't realize why they were cockeyed like that. "Discussing men at length" is an award worthy tagline.