Nillywilly

The late, great Richard Pryor used to tell this: Two men are taking a leak off a bridge. ”That water sure is cold,” says one. ”Deep, too,” says the other.

@Vinnig In some circles “Teletubbies” was regarded as the work of the devil.

Age: 69 Head hair (what there is of it): sort of silver/grey blended with light brown looks like tarnished silver Facial hair: mostly white with some brown. Ugh. Body hair: I am extremely hirsute. Mostly brown a little patch of grey/silver in the middle of my chest. Pubes: brown.

Sesame Street has the Cookie Monster. Danish TV has the Cock Monster.

Bad news...Microsoft Edge is not happy...more work...boo-hoo!

Thanks to the mods for taking care of the expired certificate. No more funky messages. Yay!

Firefox is giving me grief about this site. Evidently the site certificate has lapsed. Thanks for checking.

@Foursquared Well, I guess it certainly can’t hurt!

Jeez what women? Haven’t seen any women here in months.

Well there ya go! Nice work, bruh!

Indy, I sure didn’t remember it but I was 13. It sounds like something Don Draper and his crew would do....on TV.

Yes, you are alone here. You are a strange visitor from another planet with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. You are gifted.

I read this thread thinking “nah, I don’t do that.” Then I thought of the times when I’m nude around my wife and she says, “Where’s your dick?” Which is my cue to give Junior a tug to hear her say, “That’s better.”

Of course, you get what you pay for.