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Nillywilly

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  1. @rcarlson That’s a very good point. Let’s not forget that other factors can also affect penis size. Hormone imbalances in the placenta, the mother’s overall health and nutrition levels, etc. My mother suffered from toxemia during her pregnancy with me, and I think that had an effect on my development.
  2. @SloStroker Men get their penis size not from their fathers, but from their mother’s father. Men also get male pattern baldness from their mother’s father. Women get their breasts from their father’s mother. Genetics, it’s a funny thing.
  3. @curiositycat888 Agree. Among the lesbians I have known many delight in penetration, and by some pretty large objects. Just not penetration by a man… And if you’re wondering, “Just how many lesbians have you known?”, I can say, quite a few. They are people, and when greeted with warmth and openness, I have only known a few who rejected my hails. And if you want some stories, I can give them to you.
  4. @old n hard Not only does vagrant hair make you look old, it makes you look seedy.
  5. When I was playing ball in college, a favorite prank was to put Ben-gay in someone’s cup or jock strap…I learned to always check for foreign substances before I put mine on…
  6. To quote the graffiti above the urinal, ”No matter how you Shake and Dance That last drop Always falls in Your pants”
  7. @canuck45 One good thing about Skype interviews is that you can go commando. Even extreme commando.
  8. Some of these descriptions sound like a parody of the Tik Tok meme, only “Ugly face with a big waist and a small cock.”
  9. @old n hard What if the last movie you saw was “8-1/2”? Foreign films count, don’t they?
  10. @old n hard I think your mother was on to something. I’ve heard that the devil is a charming dinner guest, but I wouldn’t know personally.
  11. @Tsoren Sounds like a nice life.
  12. Do your balls hang low Can you swing them to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Do your balls hang low Can you swing them to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Can you swing them over your shoulder Like the red janmejal told ya Do your balls hang low Do your balls hang low Can you swing them to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Do they make a lusty clama When you hit them with a hammer Do your balls hang low Do your balls hang low Can you swing them to and fro Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow Do they make a hollow sound When you drag them on the ground Do your balls hang low Hear the song on YouTube
  13. “Ain’t Nothing like the Real Thing” - Marvin Gaye and Tammy Tyrell
  14. @Morty I had a friend like you, we called him “Shy One.”
  15. I guess she could say she’s seen the long and short of it!
  16. Sauce for the goose, my friend.
  17. @Belowaverageman Yes, my thoughts are keep fit and no belly and she will continue to have orgasms and you both will be happy.
  18. Count me in. I love to have my nipples fondled/sucked/played with.
  19. Here’s an experience you probably wouldn’t want…
  20. As the great Mel Allen used to say, “How about that?”
  21. Maybe he was! Just ask Mrs. Calabash.
  22. @SloStroker our pal @IndyBanker1946 has “fun” for a middle name.
  23. Guys who brag about fucking obese women...go for it boys, somebody’s gotta do it.
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