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On 5/2/2013 at 8:55 AM, Big Ugly Swampmonster said:

id go for snug fit.. well id want a snug fit... id probably chicken out at the store and ask for an extra large. especially if she was a looker lol.

Worked in a porn store 10 years...most sold condoms, snug fit.

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‘Spartans’ for 25¢ each.

‘Spartans’ were a pretty sketchy product. They were prone to either breaking or slipping off. But before it was easy for an unmarried young woman to get on ‘the pill’ condoms were really the only game in town. And, where I lived, there were only 3 places where you could find them...

1)  The Drug Store sold quality condoms, at higher prices.

2)  The vending machine on the wall in the men’s restroom at certain gas stations sold cheap, crappy condoms, at lower prices.

3)  Down on the sandbar where the sewer drained into the river there was, for FREE, a veritable smorgasbord of ‘pre-owned’ condoms, of EVERY quality level.

Option 1 was pretty rugged. At least a dozen coming-of-age movies have explored the multitude of ways that this could go badly south. Option 2 was clearly the school solution. If you had wheels that needed gassing up anyway and a quarter in you pocket you could wrap that rascal and no one was any the wiser. Option 3 was, to me, in a word, ‘unthinkable’. And yet there were those who regarded it as a ‘Plan B’.

I once pulled into the station that had a condom vending machine in it’s men’s room on the western edge of town as I was proceeding to the lover’s lane that I preferred to use. I parked in front, walked in and navigated through a gaggle of geezers playing dominoes at a card table in front, near the plate glass window in front of the men’s room door.

(*Some* of those ‘geezers’ were younger THEN than I am NOW.)

I should note here, when you DIDN’T buy gas, and headed straight to the men’s room, EVERYONE knew the deal. I bought a pack of Spartans (“sold for the prevention of disease ONLY!   ;-) and was about to go when I decided to stock up. Running out of rubbers = no pussy for YOU!

I had quite a few quarters in my pocket...

KER-Chunk!
KER-Chunk!
KER-Chunk!
KER-Chunk!

Over and over and over the vending machine telegraphed to anyone within earshot EXACTLY what I was doing...

When I opened the door to the men’s room the geezers broke out in applause.

I was so utterly clueless that I asked my date WTF *THAT* was about when I got back to the car, which was parked directly in front of the plate glass window which was directly in front of the geezers.

Her answer was muffled because she was trying to hide her face behind her hand.

I just smiled at my elderly fans and gave them a wave.

One of them gave me a ‘thumbs up’.

After that night this particular girl always made me park AWAY from the station’s windows.

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You'd think Australians have above average sized dicks overall. It's not easy finding slim ones, 52 - 56 mm are generally the slimmest - I might as well use a bin liner!

49 mm IF I can find them have creases (They don't fit tightly)

I have to buy online or Adult sex stores 

  • My Size 47 mm are okay
  • Sax Extra Tighter Fit 46 mm

Having a thin dick is the worst!

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You can do a search at Amazon for "slim condoms" or just go to https://www.amazon.com/s?k=slim+condoms.  In addition to other condoms, right now they have a bag of 40 individually wrapped Iron Grip condoms for $9.17 USD.  That's the snuggest condom I ever used.  You can get directly to that item at https://www.amazon.com/40Pcs-Caution-Wear-Snugger-Condoms/dp/B00S9MZGL4/.


Alan G

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I use lifestyle snugger fit.  They are great and available on Amazon.  Regular condoms slide off me with vigorous sex. That is always awkward.  

I have a stockpile in the car and always take some with me.  I ended up with a girl and all she had in her drawer were magnums.  Those are so baggy on me, she tried to put it on and giggled about how loose it was. I was lucky enough to at least get a hand job that night

 

I have pictures of the varying fit of the condoms tried on that show the fit differences on my reddit page with the same username, its crazy the difference size of them on me

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1 hour ago, RodEnuf said:

Natural Lamb condoms don't protect against AIDS.  The HIV virus is smaller than the natural pores in the condoms.  Sperm, on the other hand, are larger than those pores.


Alan G

Good point. However I only used condoms when I was young and there was no HIV back them. Now I don't have sex with anyone without knowing them well and they are on the pill.

I hate latex condoms so much I would probably pass on sex rather than use them.

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I used to special order Okamoto Smart Boy and they fit great, but now it's impossible to find here.  Now have to use My.SIZE 45, which is better than nothing I guess, but not as good size wise, as the Smart Boy ones.

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