Vinnig Posted January 23, 2014 Report Share Posted January 23, 2014 I'd keep what I have: 5.25" x 6.5" with slight left curve and more noticeable upward curve. I think I'd prefer to have my foreskin; I wasn't consulted about having it removed at the time. Nobody asked my opinion when I was seven days old; come to think of it, few ask my opinion these days either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2inchbear Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 The advertisement might read like this: Now have the penis you always wanted. Simply call or email Rick or RP for our customized penis kit. Then call Rick or RP for your personal penis consultation!! Custom crafted to order!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughPoint Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Hey, Bear, leave me out of it! Wait ... do you think we could actually make money at this?!? :crazy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2inchbear Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 Hey RP! OK sorry! But I'd say making money is a definite possibility depending on how you market it of course! But what to call the venture?? Penises R Us Craft-A-Penis Dicks-To-Go "Custom cocks lovingly crafted' LOLOL! You'd need a human model, but...Not Me, unless of course it starts bringing in money!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoothie Posted January 24, 2014 Report Share Posted January 24, 2014 . . . and that when viewed' date=' it would make a woman purr in approval. [/quote']Hey Guy! This is fantasy world stuff,-- and not for the reason you might expect. Generally speaking, women do not purr in approval over dick-size,-- no matter what size of dick we're talking about,-- let alone other specific anatomical features. In fact, dick-size does not even register on most women's radar screens, quite unlike the radar screens of so many men who often seem to think dick-size is everything. Women are not overly visual about size and the various detailed proportions in the same way that men are. Women are into "feelings" and "commitment." Men, on the other hand, are far too frequently hooked on/impressed with the visual statment made by their own erect penis. However, whenever they're doing so, men are basically engaging in a narcissistic, self-centered ego-trip thing. So expecting women to purrringly concur about one's dick-size will almost inevitably be an exercize in futility. Instead, men need to focus their attentions on those other words already mentioned, "feelings" and "commitment." Or alternatively, if you're really into having some one purringly approve your dick-size, jack yourself off in front of a full-length mirror. I'm quite certain the guy standing there in front of the mirror will purr with approval all the way to climax. Rick Perhaps, purr was the wrong choice of words. Perhaps, I should have said a nice "mmmmmmm" instead. All that I know is that when you're blessed/cursed with a short nub when soft, you don't get an appreciative moan when viewed, and you don't even when erect when your erection is in the 3 1/2" range. I'm not complaining or whining about what life gave me. I only said that if I had the choice (the theme of this question), I would choose to have more than I have. Notice that I did not put an actual size in inches as an answer to the question. And, please don't be judgmental or insulting just because you didn't like my answer. Notice that I didn't attack anyone when I originally answered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Xymox Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 And, please don't be judgmental or insulting just because you didn't like my answer. Notice that I didn't attack anyone when I originally answered. That's just his way. Just ignore him like a lot of us do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoothie Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 (edited) And' date=' please don't be judgmental or insulting just because you didn't like my answer. Notice that I didn't attack anyone when I originally answered.[/quote']That's just his way. Just ignore him like a lot of us do. Thanks. I always believe in standing up to bullies, though. Edited January 25, 2014 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted January 25, 2014 Report Share Posted January 25, 2014 And, please don't be judgmental or insulting just because you didn't like my answer. Notice that I didn't attack anyone when I originally answered. OK Guy! Back up to the beginning. You missed my points entirely. In a very generic way, I was discussing the differences between women and men. Women do not purr in approval from the visual display of an erect penis (no matter what size happens to be on display). However, men do. My response had nothing whatsoever to do with you directly, or personally. I was simply attempting to keep the level of discussion closer to the truth and to factual reality. Your unusual gender-bending role reversal, expecting women to behave like men, and ooooh, coooo, and purr in approval from the mere visual display of an erect penis, is pure fantasyland stuff. Women are simply not visually-impressed that way like the way men are. On the other hand, far too frequently, men are waaaaay too easily visually-impressed with some other random guy's supposed massive dick-size. Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie B. Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 I never thought about it like that, but I have to agree that a lot of the problems I hear guys talking about here sound like they could be resolved by understanding that men and women react differently in the bedroom. I wouldn't say that women are not visually stimulated, because I think that's bullshit that the media has made up in order to justify the exploitation of female bodies in advertising, but I do agree that in general we girls do not purr, so to speak, over penises. For better or for worse I think women take a much more holistic approach to sexual satisfaction from their partners. At the most basic level, women need to have a reason to believe their partners are going to be able to satisfy them and women are just plain more delicate to get off than guys are, so the penis itself isn't nearly as important as what the guy does with it.* *Caveat: There are a few women out there who know their own bodies well enough that the guy could just lay there and do nothing and they would be satisfied, but for the most part, guys have to put in a lot of effort or it doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieguy Posted January 26, 2014 Report Share Posted January 26, 2014 I never gave up on sex, but I didn't believe that I was desirable for many years. That may be good for you but I am one who has given up on it. Just never going to happen anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cy Zmatters Posted January 28, 2014 Report Share Posted January 28, 2014 6" long í— 5" girth, and with my foreskin. Whenever I've put a dildo that size on (by putting the suction-cup inside my zip and closing the zip 'round it) and I've stroked it with both one and two hands, and slapped it in my free hand as if it's my own, it "feels" great!! Any more would be a bonus, and I suspect any more than 5½" girth would make oral too difficult for too many women, especially women who aren't porn actresses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuerstchen Posted January 29, 2014 Report Share Posted January 29, 2014 I would like to be smaller. I am around 5.8 erect with 4.75 girth. I would be happy with 5 erect and 4.25 girth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesOne Posted February 4, 2014 Report Share Posted February 4, 2014 The more I read and learn, I think I would be proud of a 7" erection that is thicker than "average". I would keep my foreskin because it keeps my glans covered and protected against abrasion. I realize this is fantasy. But it pleases me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slalomguy Posted February 14, 2014 Report Share Posted February 14, 2014 I would want johnny rapids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don67 Posted February 20, 2014 Report Share Posted February 20, 2014 Big enough where I wouldn't slip out all the time. Also big enough to have sex from all positions. Can't do some positions because it won't reach lol. Frustrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vernus Posted February 24, 2014 Report Share Posted February 24, 2014 7 inches long and 6 inches thick No curvature cut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotiboi4 Posted March 18, 2014 Report Share Posted March 18, 2014 I'd love a big dick, I'm 1" flaccid and 4" hard, but Im a complete show off. My friends are sick of me getting naked after a few drinks but i have to restrict this behaviour because of my size only a few people know. I get a gentle ribbing but my friends aren't mean. If I had a proper piece of meat between my legs i'd be naked all the time. You've got to share the wealth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon81 Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I'd like to be 7.5 Inches hard, just above average but not too shocking. And yes I feel soft is more important so I would like a 6 In soft cock that is impervious to cold. Soft is more important IMO because I can and often get laid with my tiny 4 in penis. (being gay is a plus)But its emasculating to have other dudes see that I have a small cock at the gym shower, gay bars or urinals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WantToBeThick Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 I'm happy w my size but id like less pubic fat covering the base. Yea I know. I'm working on it. Of course I wouldn't turn down more head girth. I think a big mushroom looks very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilguyoncampus Posted March 25, 2014 Report Share Posted March 25, 2014 A thick 7" x 5.5"er would be a dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billcuck Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 7" x 5.5" which would be about twice as long as I am now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werewolf2814 Posted April 12, 2014 Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 I'd choose to have the size of my hardon to be my flaccid size & my hard size to be an inch longer but the girth is perfect in both instances so my flaccid size would be a 7.25 in long thin noodle that would grow into the impressive girth it already does but with just a tiny bit more length just for show my hardon as is is big enough. I first started this site over a year ago thinking I was tiny just because my visible hardon is only 5.5 inches but then learning of bpel & finding out I have 7.25 made me super happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Werewolf2814 Posted April 12, 2014 Report Share Posted April 12, 2014 I actually have your dream dick lol actually 7.25 long & 5.75 girth so a bit bigger. I'm obese so the base is buried but the fat rolls back when I fuck I have gotten "feels bigger than it looks" from 3 girls unprompted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vernus Posted April 14, 2014 Report Share Posted April 14, 2014 My penis is below average and did not want it to be bigger. If I could make a choice I would have control over the erection my penis get hard whenever I want and every situation and have control over ejaculation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aubs992 Posted April 26, 2014 Report Share Posted April 26, 2014 It would be cool to have a bigger flacid penis - fill out a speedo - maybe 4-5". Looks good in jeans too. I am ok with my erection size - it's never held me back in life and has never closed any doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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