Man gets dick caught in stove

[dtw1942]

The Camp Stove Incident

 

Untold Stories of the ER

 

 

 

Over the weekend I watched Untold Stories of the ER, a docudrama on the TLC channel. One of the segments involved a couple who went on a camping trip including some sexual escapades. At one point they decided that the guy should put his erection through one of the holes in the front of a Coleman stove. Apparently, the female partner had agreed to perform oral once it was inserted.

 

 

 

As you can surmise, his dick got stuck and after a number of attempts to remove it using grease and syrups, it became bloodied and swollen. They then went to the ER while he carried the stove in his hands and his dick in the stove.

 

 

 

The ER doctor had no idea how to remove the stove so he called in a maintenance man to see if he could think of an appropriate tool. After taking a look inside the stove, the maintenance man said he had no ideas and proceeded to pass out on the floor. The doc then called in a fireman who took a look and needed a chair to maintain his balance.

 

 

 

Finally, the doc called in a urologist who requested a 19" gauge needle (about the diameter of 10 Penney nail) to suck out the engorged blood which successfully allowed the penis to be withdrawn from the stove.

 

 

[wood650]

That is one visit the ER will never forget and neither will he. Wonder if he ever got oral.

[Not really my name]

I had to look up a Coleman stove. About the holes in the front... I found a picture without a gas tank attached and those holes literally look like coin slots to me. How did he even get in there?

 

Man: "Come on, just a blow job. No one is even looking!"

 

Woman: "No, stop it."

 

Man: "Come OOooOooooOooOOooon!"

 

Woman: *rolls eyes* "Fine, if you can fit your dick through that coin slot I'll give you a blow job"

 

How else could this have happened?

[Rick]

How else could this have happened?

Hey NRMN!

 

Well, the actual title of this thread originally claimed:

 

Man gets dick fought in stove

So, perhaps he fought the stove while nude, lost the drunken fight, and as a result, got his dick caught in it. :jester:

 

More likely scenario:

 

He stupidly inserted penis through slot while penis was still flaccid. Blow job then commenced, so needless to say, penis swelled as it became erect. Blow job continued on to orgasm (or until whenever). After orgasm (or 17th beer break), he finally discovered that the slot constricted the blood flow to such a degree that the penis refused to return to its flaccid state so that he could calmly remove it.

 

At that point, I'm certain he panicked. Lots of frantic greasing, pulling, tugging, scraping, and slicing then ensued, after which they then gave up and carted stove, bruised, bloody, swollen dick, and attached guy off to the ER.

 

I also seriously suspect that there must have been lots of drinking prior to the commencement of (and during) this misadventure, as lots of drinking often facilitates guys initiating/performing really stupid party tricks. I mean, as a sober, rational individual, in addition to the narrow diameter, how sharp do you estimate those metal edges to that slot to have been? :susel:

 

Rick

 

[kuiltjes]

[Not really my name]

in addition to the narrow diameter, how sharp do you estimate those metal edges to that slot to have been?

 

Hah, I don't know. Do you think after learning about this incident the manufacturer of the stoves decided to dull the edges? But really... I couldn't find a hole in the pictures a penis would be able to fit through, no matter how unimpressive you think it is!

 

 

 

Hah... I can't get over the cap that guy is wearing. I wonder how many people auditioned for the part of the patient?

 

Edited July 3, 2013 by Guest

[JSA]

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