RodEnuf Posted July 21, 2013 Report Posted July 21, 2013 [biggest]Brooklyn crowns a tiny wiener[/biggest] By ERIN CALABRESE and KATE BRIQUELET - New York Post These teeny weenies finally got to rise to the occasion. Kings County Bar in Bushwick put on a puny-penis pageant yesterday to prove that some good things do come in small packages. Six cocky contestants showed off their Slim Jims in evening wear and swimsuit contests and a talent show - for a chance at gherkin-size glory and a $200 cash prize. And these guys were all nuts. One 55-year-old divorcé who called himself Rip van Dinkle flew in from Minnesota to shake his shrimpy spigot before 100 onlookers. The afternoon began with the evening-wear competition, where the men donned tiny tuxedo banana hammocks as well as sashes. Then they wore skimpy mesh mankinis for the swimwear round before facing hard-hitting questions in the talent round. Sugar Daddy, a single, 32-year-old competitor from the East Village, aimed to cast off his short-stack shame. "It's a small world after all," he said. Perry Winkle, 35, of the East Village, claimed he's a grower, not a shower - and that size doesn't matter. "It only means as much as you let it," he said. "Own it!" Nick "The Delivery Man" Gilronan, 27, a UPS worker from Queens, waltzed out with his junk in a trunk during the talent round. "I'm hoping this will look brave to guys who have self-esteem issues and make them feel better about themselves," he said. Gilronan was crowned the "wiener" with his mighty three-incher as Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" was sung by a local musician. "We love small penises," said Rachel Lieberman, 24. "Well, looking at them." "I'm going to Disney World!" he cried.
smalliscool Posted July 21, 2013 Report Posted July 21, 2013 Sounds like lots of love for the guys at the small penis contest -- was clearly done to celebrate not humiliate: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/202454/exclusive-brooklyns-smallest-penis-pageant/
old n hard Posted July 21, 2013 Report Posted July 21, 2013 Howard Stern did this a few years ago. Easy to find. Look for Howard Stern Smallest Penis Contest.
FigoItaliano Posted July 22, 2013 Report Posted July 22, 2013 Ugh! I really missed out. I would have totally gone! Hope to see pics from the event soon. Maybe they'll have another next year lol
Bearnkd Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 Here is an interview with the weiner/winner: http://gothamist.com/2013/07/22/small_penis_interview_winner.php Some photos are here: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/advice/smallest-penis-in-brooklyn-pageant?src=spr_TWITTER&spr_id=1440_13387632
RodEnuf Posted July 25, 2013 Author Report Posted July 25, 2013 Great interview. Especially the last couple of questions and answers. Alan G
Fighting Blindly Posted July 25, 2013 Report Posted July 25, 2013 Great interview. Especially the last couple of questions and answers. Alan G What kind of advice would you give to someone like you? Or your younger self? My advice for people like me is don't worry about things you cannot control. All that does is waste time. Always move forward and do the best you can. :yeahthat:
dtw1942 Posted July 28, 2013 Report Posted July 28, 2013 Someone should contact him and suggest he join the Forum. He would be a great source of encouragement and inspiration for a lot of us.
Guest Posted July 28, 2013 Report Posted July 28, 2013 It would have been incredibly exciting to be in that contest!
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