RodEnuf Posted January 25, 2014 Report Posted January 25, 2014 Your Penis: A User Guide For The Ultimate Wearable Technology By MTV Guy Code Staff The 2014 Consumer Electronics Show was all about wearable technology, from contact lenses that monitor your health to smart watches that tell you running is a waste of time if you put in that little effort. There are even vibrating panties that allow you to connect with a girl through your phone, and a Google Glass app that lets you watch yourself have sex from your partner's perspective. It's safe to say the future of wearable tech is limitless, even if we're keeping our expectations low until they design a condom that cheers us on in the bedroom. However, guys are born with the only wearable technology that we need: Our penises. So before you head out for dollar pitchers tonight, brush up on our instruction manual. CLICK HERE to see the rest of the article.
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