RodEnuf Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 (edited) May is International Masturbation Month Here's why you should celebrate! From: Dose.ca - May 6, 2014 - 10:10 AM Listen up, y'all: May is about to become your fave month of the year, as it's been dubbed - wait for it - International Masturbation Month! Formerly known as National Masturbation Month (are you surprised it's grown in popularity?!), American sex shop Good Vibrations is the one to thank for this month-long holiday of pleasure and sheer joy. So how exactly did it start? "Good Vibrations began celebrating National Masturbation Month in 1995! Earlier that year, then-Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired for saying that masturbation should be discussed as part of young peoples' sex education. We were astounded. It was one of the most sensible things we'd ever heard a government official say -- and it cost Elders her job! We started National Masturbation Month -- now International Masturbation Month with people celebrating across the globe! -- to raise awareness and to highlight the importance of masturbation for nearly everyone: it's safe, it's healthy, it's free, it's pleasurable and it helps people get to know their bodies and their sexual responses." We gotta say, that makes sense! And why May? "Because the merry, merry month of May has long been seen as symbolizing sexual awakening." Again, makes total sense. So go on and do what your body is asking you to do! And check out these 15 benefits of wanking it (for both sexes), courtesy of our friends at 33Mag. Edited May 6, 2019 by RodEnuf Fixed image position for new platform. Vinnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted May 6, 2014 Report Share Posted May 6, 2014 I masturbate all 12 months of the year. I'm 76 years old and remember masturbating when I was around the age of 6. Probably played with my dick before then but just don't remember. If I didn't have these tight jeans on I'd probably reach into my pants and play with it a little right now. I can feel it kinda tingling in there when I talk about masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 where can we see the uncensored version? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2014 Report Share Posted May 7, 2014 fap, fap, fap,...... love to slide my fingers up and down on my dick but mine does not make any noise like that. One person told me one time his foreskin makes a lot of noise when he jacks off and he is afraid someone might hear him fap, fap, fap mmmmmmmmmm, sliding mine a little right now..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 Some posters for the celebration: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2014 Report Share Posted May 8, 2014 More posters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iatnwbb Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Hell, I've celebrated National Masturbation Month since I was 9 years old! I can remember jerking off in 4th grade. I would slip my hand in my pocket, rub my cock until it was stiff, and rub the underside until I orgasmed. I didn't cum at that age, but the throbbing sure felt good! Vinnig and jms1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebraben Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 i never knew they had one this boy found out bout it since like right now i cant talk right but i found out bout it by sliding down a slide the metal pole between the legs rubbing went home discovered it by expermenting after that yes weird but then everything in my life is strange but least every thing i write is truth Vinnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 10, 2014 Report Share Posted May 10, 2014 Hell,I've celebrated National Masturbation Month since I was 9 years old! I can remember jerking off in 4th grade. I would slip my hand in my pocket, rub my cock until it was stiff, and rub the underside until I orgasmed. I didn't cum at that age, but the throbbing sure felt good! As far as I can remember I've been masturbating since around age 6 and had my first orgasm/climax (or whatever you call that wonderful experience) around age 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2014 Report Share Posted May 11, 2014 I wonder how many guys are masturbating while reading this stuff here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 One person told me one time his foreskin makes a lot of noise when he jacks off and he is afraid someone might hear him I remember something happening in college during freshman orientation week. My brand-new roommate and I had just returned from the freshman dance and we were lying in our beds with the lights out talking about girls and sex and stuff. All of a sudden I heard that familiar sound (don't know how to describe it exactly, kind of a "smacking" sound because of the precum) of him masturbating by moving his foreskin back and forth. Of course I joined him, moving my own foreskin back and forth. Since it was completely dark in our room we couldn't see anything. But we sure could hear the other guy's "skin work" and knew exactly what he was doing! (And I remember us both trying to stifle ourselves vocally when we each came.) :wank: :wank: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 (edited) Quote Quote One person told me one time his foreskin makes a lot of noise when he jacks off and he is afraid someone might hear him I remember something happening in college during freshman orientation week. My brand-new roommate and I had just returned from the freshman dance and we were lying in our beds with the lights out talking about girls and sex and stuff. All of a sudden I heard that familiar sound (don't know how to describe it exactly' date=' kind of a "smacking" sound because of the precum) of him masturbating by moving his foreskin back and forth. Of course I joined him, moving my own foreskin back and forth. Since it was completely dark in our room we couldn't see anything. But we sure could hear the other guy's "skin work" and knew exactly what he was doing! (And I remember us both trying to stifle ourselves vocally when we each came.) Do you regret not reaching out to one another and giving one another a hand? Edited May 8, 2019 by RodEnuf Fixed nested quotes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 12, 2014 Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 I wonder how many guys are masturbating while reading this stuff here? fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, mmmmmmmmmmmm, feels good, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodEnuf Posted May 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2014 All of a sudden I heard that familiar sound (don't know how to describe it exactly, kind of a "smacking" sound because of the precum) of him masturbating by moving his foreskin back and forth. The word that represents that sound is "fap". That's why you see so many fap, fap, fap's in this thread. Alan G Vinnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 13, 2014 Report Share Posted May 13, 2014 The word that represents that sound is "fap". That's why you see so many fap, fap, fap's in this thread. Alan G I guess that is the reason that the British use "fap" so often to refer to masturbation (since the majority of British guys have a foreskin). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iatnwbb Posted May 20, 2014 Report Share Posted May 20, 2014 Have shot 32 loads since the 1st of May. I hope to achieve 62 by the end of the month. I'm a little off my target, but I've still got 11 days to go! Not a minute to spare jms1, cyclistinmass and Vinnig 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) Hey, today is May 21. 21 days gone and 10 to go. Get it out and beat it while it is still May! I've been beating mine more than usual lately. Let's celebrate this together!! Edited May 21, 2014 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Scott Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 Quote I wonder how many guys are masturbating while reading this stuff here? Well I don't masturbate at all! It's disgusting and it makes you go blind! ............................. I know this cos my mum told me! Please don't reply to this post cos I can't see! Plus my hands are all sticky from.........Erm.......... Wallpapering................ Yeah it's Erm...... Wallpaper paste. Tsoren and Vinnig 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 well, if May is Masturbation Month maybe June is Jackoff Month but we don't need an excuse to jo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodEnuf Posted May 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 It's May, so let's bump this to the top of the forum. Thanks for the reminder, @zebraben. Red Scott and Vinnig 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsoren Posted May 6, 2019 Report Share Posted May 6, 2019 (edited) You're kidding. Masturbation just gets one month? Just thirty-one mere days? Just 744 measly hours? Just 44,640 short minutes? You have got to be kidding. According to the Chinese zodiac, it's the Year of the Pig. If the pig can get a whole year, I think Masturbation deserves at least a decade if not a century. If I was faced with the ultimatum of giving up pork, or giving up masturbation, I know what I would opt for. And I don't think I would be alone. In fact, the world would probably be overrun with pigs in a very short time. Edited May 6, 2019 by Tsoren Vinnig, 6INCHES66 and Restoredude 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnig Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 @Tsoren BTW, a pig's orgasm lasts 30 or more minutes. 6INCHES66 and Tsoren 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck45 Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 I posted this on Facebook and my sweet innocent niece shared it.... Vinnig, RodEnuf and Tsoren 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flsmallone Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 I have to catch up jms1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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