Foursquared Posted November 7, 2020 Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 You know you're small when you accidentally put your thong on backwards and it still keeps you covered. 6INCHES66, Restoredude, smalloneatl6 and 2 others 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen43 Posted November 7, 2020 Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 You know you’re small when you have to use two hands to pee. You have to use your thumb one hand to pull your fly down far enough. Then you have to use two fingers on your other hand to reach in and try to pull out and stretch your thing far enough out of your fly so you don’t actually pee in your pants. I was playing golf once and I had to pee. I turned my back to the guys in my foursome and peed next to a tree. I used the method described above. I’m sure this one guy didn’t actually see my penis but after I finished he commented: “You always know a guy has a tiny dick when has to use two hands to take a piss.” They all laughed. I did too. The guy then told me he was just kidding and that was something he once heard. I really don’t think he had any idea just how right he was with his comment. Italianwrestler, Thor57, hunboy and 7 others 6 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2020 Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Allen43 said: The guy then told me he was just kidding and that was something he once heard. I really don’t think he had any idea just how right he was with his comment. Oh, I think they know. I almost always get that comment when I can't avoid peeing in the woods with other guys around, especially when there is a group relieving themselves. Less common when only 1 guy. Interesting that quite a number of women and men I've argued with about the reality of a "phallocracy" deny the above scenario and claim ADAMANTLY "no one knows your penis size unless you show or tell them." How stupid! I guess they are just unable to put empathize and imaging the damage done. Edited November 7, 2020 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2020 Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 Women who ask you before or after sex, "Are you gay?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restoredude Posted November 7, 2020 Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 MicroButton, Franc181 and 6INCHES66 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6INCHES66 Posted November 7, 2020 Report Share Posted November 7, 2020 @Restoredude Great photo. But that will not cover your erect cock. Restoredude 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foursquared Posted November 8, 2020 Report Share Posted November 8, 2020 It'd cover mine smalloneatl6 and Italianwrestler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smalldad Posted November 12, 2020 Report Share Posted November 12, 2020 On 12/23/2014 at 4:11 PM, avgjoe913 said: You're physically unable to pee in a bottle while driving. Came to that realization on my first solo road trip. Somehow I was embarrassed even though I was alone, LOL. I can't even begin to imagine how this would burn kinked out of your fly, not to mention the zipper, not to forget zipping back up one handed and not catching it. This sounds like something the saw character would make you do to survive. If anyone is going to attempt this, I don't care how big you are or aren't, please be wearing jammy pants. 6INCHES66 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 12, 2020 Report Share Posted November 12, 2020 (edited) 10 hours ago, smalldad said: I can't even begin to imagine how this would burn kinked out of your fly, not to mention the zipper, not to forget zipping back up one handed and not catching it. This sounds like something the saw character would make you do to survive. If anyone is going to attempt this, I don't care how big you are or aren't, please be wearing jammy pants. My information is that truck drivers, etc. into this avoiding rest stops to PEE use wide mouth JARS, not bottles! That would be no help for my micro retracted flaccid, though. Edited November 12, 2020 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2020 Report Share Posted November 15, 2020 On 11/12/2020 at 7:58 AM, lloydbaker said: My information is that truck drivers, etc. into this avoiding rest stops to PEE use wide mouth JARS, not bottles! That would be no help for my micro retracted flaccid, though. And I have tried it: ONCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smalloneatl6 Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 The first time you ever had sex, the girl is riding you. You cum in the condom. She continues to ride you as you become flaccid. After a min she asks if you are ok and you say, yes, I already finnished. She says, oh, I didnt know. (True Stoey) 6INCHES66, HoustonsSmallest and Nillywilly 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nillywilly Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 7 hours ago, smalloneatl6 said: The first time you ever had sex, the girl is riding you. You cum in the condom. She continues to ride you as you become flaccid. After a min she asks if you are ok and you say, yes, I already finnished. She says, oh, I didnt know. (True Stoey) Been there, done that. More than once! 6INCHES66 and smalloneatl6 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffleapagus Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 When you can get fully hard in pants/shorts while in public with no worries anyone will notice. My wife enjoys teasing me sometimes by sending me naked pics and x-rated texts while I am playing golf. She asked one time if getting an erection during a round is embarrassing and I told her no because nobody has ever noticed. As long as it isn't sticking straight out (easily adjustable) there is just nothing to see. It never does my game any good though . . . . HoustonsSmallest, Triasco9.5, Franc181 and 4 others 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nillywilly Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 1 hour ago, snuffleapagus said: When you can get fully hard in pants/shorts while in public with no worries anyone will notice. My wife enjoys teasing me sometimes by sending me naked pics and x-rated texts while I am playing golf. She asked one time if getting an erection during a round is embarrassing and I told her no because nobody has ever noticed. As long as it isn't sticking straight out (easily adjustable) there is just nothing to see. It never does my game any good though . . . . Are the naked pics of her? That would be noteworthy! 6INCHES66 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snuffleapagus Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 Just now, Nillywilly said: Are the naked pics of her? That would be noteworthy! Well yes . . . that is the point of the tease. 6INCHES66 and Nillywilly 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nillywilly Posted November 16, 2020 Report Share Posted November 16, 2020 6 minutes ago, snuffleapagus said: Well yes . . . that is the point of the tease. Fantastic! I don’t know if I’m more impressed that she knows how to take a selfie, or that she can send an attachment to a text! That is one talented lady you have there, treasure her! 6INCHES66 and anymore 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ncisuk Posted November 24, 2020 Report Share Posted November 24, 2020 On 12/26/2014 at 12:34 AM, Red Scott said: In the UK I've yet to find a bottle that I can get my bell end in to pee into, and I'm no big boy! Just have to hold it in on a road trip until we get to a rest stop! And that ain't easy when your a diabetic! Try an Oaisis fruit drink. It's much wider at the end. DTR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtownvinnie Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 When your penis is hard (2 inches) in open gym showers and other guys think you are soft. lttle1, Foursquared, Franc181 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacob_k Posted November 29, 2020 Report Share Posted November 29, 2020 When it retracts completely in cold water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallgrower Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 11/29/2020 at 8:33 AM, jacob_k said: When it retracts completely in cold water I don't need cold water for that. All too common state... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacob_k Posted November 30, 2020 Report Share Posted November 30, 2020 True...just sitting down makes it go away too!! smallgrower and Foursquared 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallD1ck1985 Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 When you sit down to pee and get it all over your ball! Foursquared and lttle1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caliboy25 Posted December 1, 2020 Report Share Posted December 1, 2020 On 11/7/2020 at 7:35 AM, Allen43 said: You know you’re small when you have to use two hands to pee. YES!!! For me, it's one hand to hold my pants/undies down under my dick or balls; and the other hand to kind of "coax" my little guy out of its normal turtle position by pressing into the flesh either to the left and right or the top and bottom of it — so that it pokes out a bit. I'd never seen anyone else do this (which is what I've had to do my whole life) until one random day at a movie theater men's room when a dad and his young son came in and the boy (maybe 6-8yo?) stood next to me, unzipped and as I was zipping up and turning to leave, I saw him do exactly the same thing! Italianwrestler, Restoredude, lttle1 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickquoteit Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 (edited) On 11/30/2020 at 12:25 PM, smallgrower said: I don't need cold water for that. All too common state... I can get down to just the head poking out, so like half an inch or so. It is a fun trick to see people react to it reaching my maximum 6.7 inch length erect. Not that i am huge or anything, but I am an extreme grower for my size. I wish my investments would grow by as big a percentage as my cock lol. Edited December 3, 2020 by quickquoteit Nillywilly, Restoredude and ChrisHoek 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezr69 Posted December 3, 2020 Report Share Posted December 3, 2020 Mrs G came out with a classic the other evening when I air drying off after a Spa. I was tight skinned & pointed straight out at 90 degrees... "Oooooh Look, You're fitted with a Vac-U-Lock Adaptor". Triasco9.5, Foursquared, toadfish327 and 1 other 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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