You know you have a small package when...

[TK1]

You know you have a small package when the pouched underwear rides up because there's nothing hefty enough to keep it filled.

[goodasbad]

or worse: its even could look like a female version of the cameltoe ...

 

I know what Im talking about ...happend to me once

Edited November 26, 2014 by Guest

[l8bloomer]

Or if you've never had any underwear wear out in the pouch...because there's nothing to rub against the cloth.

[simon81]

When your boyfriend's flaccid penis is larger than your erect penis

[shyboi8]

When the first time a girl touched me down there when I was 16, she asked me if it got any bigger because she thought it was supposed to be bigger. I said yes of course, but the reality is that I was already fully hard.

[dtw1942]

When you can't pull enough of it out to clear your fly at the urinal.

[avgjoe913]

You're physically unable to pee in a bottle while driving. Came to that realization on my first solo road trip. Somehow I was embarrassed even though I was alone, LOL.

[Guest]

I can pee into a bottle when on a trip if necessary, but I need to stop and push the bottle up as far as it will go so my dick is inside it and will not spill urine anywhere. (I cannot do this while I continue to drive.)

[nothinguc]

I bought a pair of Andrew Christian underwear because all the reviews said it gave you a nice bulge. I was actually looking for padded bulge underwear but did not find any. So I put on the AC pair and the only bulge I had was the mostly empty pouch and all it did was make my balls much more noticeable. I wore them and the pouch was just a bunched up piece of cloth.

 

The thing I notice is that my shirt tail would still be in the way some even if the promised "bulge" had happened. I was hoping for a little more fake effect since I am really small soft.

[musicmark]

Been there, Done that! Also unsuccessfully.

[pendol]

This happens to me from time to time but it all depends on the temperature or other things happening affecting my package. I think our dicks are almost like thermometers--we can tell the temperature by how long they are!

 

[shyboi8]

When the girl you are fucking borrows a condom from her sister and it happens to be a magnum. She giggles and says this might not work.

 

[Red Scott]

You're physically unable to pee in a bottle while driving. Came to that realization on my first solo road trip. Somehow I was embarrassed even though I was alone, LOL.

 

In the UK I've yet to find a bottle that I can get my bell end in to pee into, and I'm no big boy!

 

Just have to hold it in on a road trip until we get to a rest stop! And that ain't easy when your a diabetic!

[avgjoe913]

I can pee into a bottle when on a trip if necessary, but I need to stop and push the bottle up as far as it will go so my dick is inside it and will not spill urine anywhere. (I cannot do this while I continue to drive.)

 

Right - I could pee into a bottle standing up as anyone with a penis could. The problem is that I can't bend my soft penis to make the downward angle that lets you pee while sitting and still have the bottle pointing the right way. Need to have some soft cock and I just don't.

 

In the UK I've yet to find a bottle that I can get my bell end in to pee into, and I'm no big boy!

 

Just have to hold it in on a road trip until we get to a rest stop! And that ain't easy when your a diabetic!

 

I don't mean actually putting the head into the bottle. I just mean lining up the bottle opening so that the pee goes into it.

 

Edited December 26, 2014 by Guest

[LordRhal]

You know you're small when the girl climbs on top and your dick slips out more often than not and she says, "This isn't going to work for us."

[LordRhal]

You know you're small when you work in a factory of 800 ppl and most of them are guys that you share a locker room with and not one of them is a small as you are Or you belong to a gym for many years and see many guys walking around naked and notice most of them are bigger than you when they are flacid than when you are hard. I swear I'm the only guy that wraps a towel around myself to go to the shower

[Guest]

When you can't pull enough of it out to clear your fly at the urinal.

 

or when you stand at the urinal, getting embarrassed because you are fumbling around in your pants trying to find it

[Guest]

 

 

or the kangaroo at the zoo says:

 

[Guest]

 

 

 

 

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[toadfish327]

You know you're small when you work in a factory of 800 ppl and most of them are guys that you share a locker room with and not one of them is a small as you are Or you belong to a gym for many years and see many guys walking around naked and notice most of them are bigger than you when they are flacid than when you are hard. I swear I'm the only guy that wraps a towel around myself to go to the shower

 

Same for me Lord.

[shyboi8]

You know your small when your girl admits that she has to lube up all the time with her ex, but none is needed when it comes to me. She can just stick it in and then get wet afterwards.

[Dreysek]

Shyboi, no offense, but that is a good thing! You can have spontaneous sex, whenever, and where ever you want. Her ex needed plenty of prep, and set locations, no excitement, or spur of the moment fun for him. Take that for all it's worth, and run with it.

[Justme1098]

You know you're small when they see it and say "oh....you know how to work that right??"

[avgnot]

when you loose regular condoms in a lady

[Thongbro91]

When you wear girls' panties because they fit your package better