11 Things Guys Secretly Do With Their Penises

[TotalThomas]

On 4/11/2015 at 1:11 PM, RodEnuf said:

11 Things Guys Secretly Do With Their Penises
By Frank Kobola - Cosmo.ph

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Done all eleven of those.
 

Edited September 5, 2022 by RodEnuf
Reduced 100% quote of original post. We don't need to fill the topic with copies of the OP.

[Caleb LoShem]

 don't know WHO is doing ALL of this stuff, but I've only done 4,6,and 11.  Measure almost everyday, however. I am small, I KNOW that I am small, and I LOVE IT !

[Guest]

I would add to the list (maybe I was more of a lonely perv when I was young) 

Hang objects from an erection like washcloths and underwear. 

Balance objects on it like dice or chapstick

Knock objects over with it. I once dick slapped my wolverine action figures down the stairs.

Sometimes I would just simply just watch my dick get hard it was always fascinating to see to grow

Sit on the vent to watch it retract and expand (depending on the heat or air beings on. 

I personally used a lamp with no lampshade to warm my junk up to see how loose it would get. Alternatively I used ice cubes to see how retracted it would get. 

Finally I would hit my dick on things to see if it would cause my boner to diminish. 

 

[Restoredude]

Towel rack 

https://imgur.com/WsLMilt

[Appreciater]

@Restoredude ....

You'll get in trouble. .... It can be taken you're bragging and emphasizing you have a bigger dick..🤪😁

[Newdawg770]

On 7/4/2022 at 5:58 PM, Appreciater said:

Guilty of them all.!!😄...or maybe, Why call it guilt..? 😁. and I have succeeded in #9 on more than one occasion, though never has been an often done part of my rituals.😄.... I always chuckle to myself when I hear anyone tell somebody to go fuck themselves.😁

“Not again” !

[Appreciater]

@Newdawg770 ......

If you notice the DATE I posted this, I was new here.   I gave a true answer.  Since then, I have learned that not everyone wants to hear a true answer here about me in all topics, so...if this had been a new thread put here today, I would most likely have passed over giving my reply to avoid the problem.  👍  

[Guest]

3,4,6,7,8,10,11. It’s way too short to get near my butt . I’ll have to try the hot dog one . 

[Pinkdevil]

Did all the things except 9. I used to success with 0 when I was 20.

[Grizz10231]

Guilty as charged - except for #9 - no way that could ever happen!

[A-RB]

@Grizz10231 ditto

There is no way mine is reaching my but 😂

[Chodester]

On 4/11/2015 at 1:11 PM, RodEnuf said:

11 Things Guys Secretly Do With Their Penises
By Frank Kobola - Cosmo.ph

1. Bend it TO ITS EXTREME POINT.
A flaccid penis is basically like having a slinky in your pants.

2. Stretch it.
We have pulled it until it hurt just to see how far it can go. It's not like we decide it's time to do penis stretches whenever we're alone, but we've attempted this once.

3. Flick it.
It's pretty funny to flick an erection. Alternatively, bend it back to our stomachs and let it spring forward.

4. Try and fit it in things.
If you have a penis you're going to see what it does (or more importantly, doesn't) fit into. Paper towel rolls, wide-mouth Snapple bottles, etc. The less it can fit into, the better you feel.

5. Make a hotdog with our balls.
You can wrap your balls onto either side of your penis and it basically forms a genital hotdog. This is funny.

6. Measure it.
It is impossible to have a penis without taking a tape measure to it. We need to know the number.

7. Just hold it, ever so gently.
All the time. Just walking around the house doing chores and holding our penis. Holding our penis while driving (not illegal). Pretty much anything we can do with one hand, we'll use the other hand to hold our penis.

8. Tuck it behind our legs.
Ha ha ha, hey! Now we're a lady!

9. Try and put it in our butt.
Just to see if we can!  We don't, like, actually want to do, OK?

10. Look into it.
Do I have to go into more detail here?

11. Move it without using our hands.
With a lot of focus and a raging erection, we can make it dance around. It's surprisingly exhausting though.
 

12. Operate a touchscreen.

… And type a comment… 

 

[NuderThanNude]

On 4/11/2015 at 1:11 PM, RodEnuf said:

9. Try and put it in our butt.

I had tried this numerous times without success.... until one day when I was actually able to get my glans inside. I was flaccid, bent it back and stretched it as much as  I could while pushing the glans inside. Was able to finally check that off my list.

[NuderThanNude]

When I was a boy I found a way to show off to my friends. My father has a silicone liquid used to waterproof leather such as shoes. I discovered that it was flammable but the interesting part was that as it burned it evaporated and had a cooling effect. So I got the idea to dip my penis into it and light it on fire. I could let it burn until it burned itself out without burning me. It was an amazing sight showing off my penis on fire and made me really popular.

[new2day]

Certainly done many of these things, must try to tick all the boxes!

I like the bonus list by @Tsoren swordfighting and ring toss sound fun, can't do the candy dispenser though

[canuck45]

Pretty well all of them.....11, no problem, friend loves it when i make my penis "dance" at his request and 21 

Edited April 9, 2025 by canuck45

[Str8chaser]

Yup, tried/did them all.  This is why it’s so nice to be man in my book.  We’ve got a built-in toy that can sustain life when put to that use. 🎉🍻🍆👍🏼

[Daniel Jones]

Are there any true unique experiences?! Most of these I am (mostly) unashamed to admit I have done lol😆

[Vinnig]

11 hours ago, Daniel Jones said:

Are there any true unique experiences?! Most of these I am (mostly) unashamed to admit I have done lol😆

"There is nothing new under the sun." —Ecclesiastes 

[Jacc69]

Tried number 8 (tuck between legs) after watching Silence of the Lambs. Confused that I couldn't. Was an early clue that it was short.

[Restoredude]

11 hours ago, Vinnig said:

"There is nothing new under the sun." —Ecclesiastes 

Ecclesiastes 3:1 states: "For everything there is a season, and a time for EVERY matter under heaven". So... things guys secretly do with their penises is included

 

 

 

[canuck45]

On 1/9/2023 at 12:12 PM, Restoredude said:

Towel rack 

https://imgur.com/WsLMilt

Washcloth rack.....LOL

[Restoredude]

@canuck45 IDK what happened to imgur, but I still have my towel reack   https://freeimage.host/i/qKcLB07

[old n hard]

.......and a nice rack it is. 

[SirBareAlot]

I'm guilty of all eleven.