CraveAcceptance Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 The only reason I ask is because I'm a delivery driver, and sometimes I have to urinate and there aren't any bathrooms nearby. I've brought bottles/jugs/etc. with me in my car, but my penis is too short to stretch out of my zipper and into a container. Does anyone else have this problem, or does anyone have any suggestions for me? I'd appreciate it. Thanks, CraveAcceptance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighting Blindly Posted May 1, 2015 Report Share Posted May 1, 2015 Lmao, I run into this a lot, as someone who roadtrips. It is a situation I despise and I'm put there because of the size of my cock. Same with road head, I love it, but it's logistically a nightmare unless you're Tommy Lee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toadfish327 Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 I have never made an attempt to pee in a bottle while driving. My guess would be that I would have a wet lap for a while. I would be better off finding somewhere to pee while standing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellend07 Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) when i had my van, i always kepet a bottle in the back and used it on many accasions. not while driving, but before, just nip in the back have a pee, empty it out, wrap it up in an old rag, to stop it moving around and you are good to go. Edited May 2, 2015 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hy66 Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Pro tip: Pull the car over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) The only reason I ask is because I'm a delivery driver, and sometimes I have to urinate and there aren't any bathrooms nearby. I've brought bottles/jugs/etc. with me in my car, but my penis is too short to stretch out of my zipper and into a container. Does anyone else have this problem, or does anyone have any suggestions for me? I'd appreciate it. Thanks, CraveAcceptance I know better than to try that though my aging prostate would make it really convenient! Generally, I risk arrest by hiding behind garbage bins at a gas station or in an alley. Of course, few gas stations have functional lavatories any longer. Dare I say that this is because gas stations are now-a-days owned by recent immigrants who ignore contractual provisos from Shell, BP, etc? Probably what I should do is have a pee bottle in the back of my van, pull off the road, close myself into the back and pee in a bottle while standing, perhaps having to pull down my pants. I'm quite sure a guy with a big flaccid could pee while behind the wheel into a bottle though it would be a good idea to stop driving and pull over first! Edited May 2, 2015 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Same with road head, I love it, but it's logistically a nightmare unless you're Tommy Lee! ditto, and smart enough to have never tried it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck45 Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Not unless you have a handsfree method of doing it, its like txtng while driving, illegal LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck45 Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Dare I say that this is because gas stations are now-a-days owned by recent immigrants who ignore contractual provisos from Shell, BP, etc? Of course you CAN say this, feel free to advertise your ignorance. If its a contractual obligation, then its the big oil companies fault, not reviewing contract compliance. Maybe immigrants are the only ones willing to put in the hours, provide service day and night and not make a huge profit. Good ol' white boys too good for this menial work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraveAcceptance Posted May 2, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 (edited) I think I should explain that I wouldn't do this while driving. I would pull over, of course. I agree that it would be dangerous and probably illegal to do while driving. Finding a private place to pull over and stand up outside the car would also be very difficult. Thank you all for your replies. Guess I just have to continue timing my route so I'm at a place with a bathroom when I know I'll need to urinate. CA Edited May 2, 2015 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 2, 2015 Report Share Posted May 2, 2015 Consider a condom catheter also called an external catheter; these have been around for ages. I remember as a child seeing them sold in the Sears catalog 50 some odd years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie B. Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 Get one of these: http://www.banyanpilotshop.net/10Expand.asp?ProductCode=Little-John Stick it in your pants instead of pulling your dick out. If that's still not enough, consider getting the female adapter that has a wide mouth cup to catch spills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyrich Posted May 3, 2015 Report Share Posted May 3, 2015 I have done this, yes. Some may say, "Boo-o-o-o!!" to my post, but I only offer it as a serious attempt to help. Okay? What I found useful on occasion was a large, 32 ounce or so, drink cup like one gets at a convenience store or fastfood soda fountain. The larger the better, as the wider mouth aids in your aim, and the size holds all you likely need to get rid of. Starting can be tricky. The harder plastic ones beat paper for being able to hold onto it while you fill it. Helps to have a lid for it afterwards, too. Stick it in the cupholder until you can empty it. Lid keeps splashes down/safe until such time. I hope this gets to what you were asking. Illegal?? I guess it is, but sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Good luck, and "Happy Motoring!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyrich Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 thought I should add I understand where you are coming from as I had a delivery driver job at one time also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old n hard Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Did you know "Happy Motoring" is a registered slogan for Esso? Don't forget the Esso oil drop. Later became Exxon now ExxonMobil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larzz Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Driving home this afternoon and thinking about his subject, I unzipped my pants, pulled my dick and balls out of my underwear and thought - My dick is too short - I'm going to pee all over myself if I tried to pee in a bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
le maitre Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 All I can picture is me getting into some horrible accident or getting pulled over and the authorities look in the car and all they see is someone with their dick in a bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shyrich Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 okay, fair enough, but it can be done if necessary, one just need be VERY careful, that's for certain. Happy Motorin' (Ha! I DO remember that one!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themexicandude Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 Oh man! I have this problem as well. I hate it. I've always wanted to try it. The two times I did try it, I ended up with a wet lap and even some on my carpet LOL. Not a great experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big4SmallNKy Posted May 5, 2015 Report Share Posted May 5, 2015 I dunno. Gets me hot thinking about some guy with his dick in the neck of a pop bottle. I've got a couple friends who can do that while they're hard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraveAcceptance Posted May 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2015 Thank you again, guys, for your input. Lots of ideas for me to consider. I appreciate your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 When I was on the wrestling team one time going to a tournament I really needed to pee, but we were at least 30 minutes away from the arena. The guys would all pee in Gatorade bottles or whatever. Finally I told my friend how bad I needed to pee, he finished his water and said here. I took the disani bottle and faced away from my friend. About 2 seconds after I started peeing my friend says out loud, he _______ peeing. And the guys behind me stand up and one of them says holly shit he's got his whole dick in the bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6INCHES66 Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 It would be a risky maneuver to pee while driving but yes I would be able to do so. I would guess masturbating to orgasm while driving is not the best idea also but I have done that several times. Tsoren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooter Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 @Ruly I would not call this guy "friend" And to stay with the topic's question. No I cant drive and pee at the same time. Someone told me to use a Nestea bottle to be sure the pee could go in the right way. But never tried., If I need to pee while Im driving I usually pull my car over and pee at the bushes or at a gas station. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 26, 2020 Report Share Posted June 26, 2020 Having been an over the road truck driver for over 40 yrs I have done this more times than I can count. Got big mouth plastic bottles that my penis would go into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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