10 Reasons Wee Willies Are Wonderful

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The following article is from the gay site Pride.com where a clever photo illustrates each of the 10 Reasons, and the photos are all safe for a general audience. The 10 Reasons apply to straight men as well, just change the pronoun 'he' to 'she' and 'his' to 'her'.

 

10 Reasons Wee Willies Are Wonderful

By By Zachary Zane - Pride.com

 

Fun Sized

Too many gay men are size queens. They simply don't understand the facts. It's not about the size of your boat; it's about the motion in your ocean. There is more to a man than his junk. But just in case you need more convincing, here are 10 reasons small penises are better than big ones.

 

1. You Won't Hurt Anyone

Big ones can be painful"¦ and not in that oh this feels good way, but in the this hurts take it out now way.

 

2. It's Easier to Hide an Erection

All you have to do is tuck it under the elastic band of your undies and problem solved. Bigger guys can't do that. Their head will pop out from underneath their pants... which will lead to some awkward situations.

 

3. It Won't Ever Touch the Toilet Bowl

Feel free to swipe away on the toilet for as long as you want. You don't have to worry about it touching the bowl, which is quite disgusting.

 

4. You Can Comfortably Lie on Your Stomach

Which is great for cuddling (among various other things).

 

5. Running Isn't a Spectacle

Sometimes you want to go on a jog without putting on a show for everyone. Big guys don't have that option. Also, if they're huge, it may actually hurt to run without the proper athletic attire.

 

6. Some Guys Are Really Tight

And they can't handle anything larger than a size small.

 

7. You'll Get Better Oral

He'll definitely be able to fit all of you in his mouth, which will not only make it feel better for you, but also make him feel like a champ.

 

8. You Can Wear Skinny Jeans Without Worrying

No fear that you'll ever accidentally display a horrid moose knuckle.

 

9. He Won't Rely on Size Alone

Some big guys are lazy in bed. They think they can get away with it because they're huge. No dice. Small guys know they can't rely on size, so they're more active in bed (and also more eager to please).

 

10. He Won't Judge You For Your Size

He knows size isn't everything. If it was, he'd be in trouble. He understands there's more to a man and to casual sex than the size of his penis.