hodge2015 Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 Time to be honest . Was wondering weirdest or silly places people have done tthe deed. When I was 18 I was a guest of Princess Anne and at a youth award at Windsor Castle for a weekend. I had to. I knocked one off in the sink in my room just to say I'd done it then realised cctv in all rooms to deter intruders. What's your story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 a teenager, lying in a patch of weeds allowing mosquitoes to land on my dick and bite it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 Where haven't I jacked off would be easier. I suppose it would be in the urinal in my church restroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notawhopper Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 Did you have a Skeeter on your Peter and have to whack it off? a teenager, lying in a patch of weeds allowing mosquitoes to land on my dick and bite it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodEnuf Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Where haven't I jacked off would be easier. I suppose it would be in the urinal in my church restroom. Well I guess masturbation is an ecumenical activity because I did it in my synagogue restroom when I was in my teens. Alan G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukgrower Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 While in a sleeping bag in a tent lying next to my dad. I was a horny teenager and seemed to have zero self control when it came to wanking. As the tent was so small I can't believe he didn't notice. Perhaps he did and simply chose to ignore it. Many years later, I walked in on my dad jerking off, but that's a story for another day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexuk Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 In the woods allways get it up in the woods lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclistinmass Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 strangest place was in rest room at my DR's office, while waiting for a yearly physical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuerstchen Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 Well, it wasn't strange but it was unusual. I had taken a visitor to a train station, 90 minutes from my house. I hadn't had an orgasm in a week, and was really horny. So after dropping him off, on the drive home I pulled over into a rest area and put my hands under my shirt and begin to rub my nipples. Within a few minutes I had a wonderful nipple orgasm without ever opening my fly or touching my penis. But my most unusual location for an orgasm was while riding on a long-distance bus in communist East Germany. But in this case I was not masturbating but had the help of my then girlfriend. Feeling affectionate during our ride, she rested her head on my shoulders, discreetly slipping her hands under my thick sweater and began rubbing my nipples. Within seconds I had a noticeable erection, visible through my pants. Her eyes lit up and she kept rubbing to see what would happen. Within minutes I had an explosive nipple orgasm. Truly memorable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Scott Posted August 25, 2016 Report Share Posted August 25, 2016 In the chillout area in the "Orbit" nightclub, a regular haunt of mine, a "rave" club that played hard techno. Yes I was on Ecstasy (X or MDMA) so at the time I couldn't care less who saw me, in fact I actually had someone come over and give me a hand! It's not like I was the only one performing sexual acts in that place, the toilets were a literal orgy with spectators welcome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WantToBeThick Posted August 31, 2016 Report Share Posted August 31, 2016 In college, I took an upper level astronomy course that included a lab with an actual telescope (dating myself here). One night, I was on top of the building and nobody was around so I took care of business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18wheeler Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 My previous job was delivering lumber to new homes. So, I made a point that I needed to jerk off in as many of these homes as I could. There were many times I would get there on a rainy day or late afternoon and have the entire house under construction to myself. I've also jerked off in every state in my truck. Gotten laid in most of them too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joey123 Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 When I was a teen... in a hole I made in a snowbank. It was cold, but HOT at the same time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Showers Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 same here. when I was young, I was so turned on by being seen naked, that I couldn't help getting hard during my physical, which was really embarrassing. I'd often try a preemptive wank, but it didn't really help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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