Embarrassing baby pictures

[avgjoe913]

I was housesitting for my mom a couple years ago and went looking through her old photo albums of me and my sister as a kid. I came across the classic "naked in the bathtub" baby pictures of myself that I knew I'd seen as a kid but hadn't seen in many years. In retrospect guess I shouldn't have been, but I was a bit surprised to see that I looked (proportionately) very similar down there as I do now - not much shaft to speak of when soft, with decent-sized balls and a loose scrotum that pushes up and hides my (soft) dick a bit when I'm sitting. I'd never really considered that I was noticeably smaller back then too! I guess it was cute, but in a funny way I also felt a twinge of embarrassment thinking about the times my parents showed friends and family those pictures, or when I'd be running around naked or have my diaper changed with people around. It's silly, I know, but it's interesting how you can be embarrassed about something that happened 30 years ago, or that you don't even remember!

Anyone have similar experiences?

By the way, I stole the picture! I don't mind it existing, but I'm not gonna let her show it to anyone else either!

[TinyJock]

Not exactly the same, but . . . 

One day a guy at work named Randy brought in pics of his newborn baby boy. Of course, there was the obligatory pic of the kid naked with his little peepee pointing straight up. What I found secretly embarrassing was, that except for the lack of pubic hair and the tiny balls, the baby's cock wasn't that much smaller than my little guy.

My company subsidizes gym membership. I've showered with many guys from work. I'm glad Randy's not one of them. It would have been really embarrassing if he made the same comparison!  

[hunboy]

I had exact the same experience years ago!

I found also some nude pics of me wehn i was a baby, one was especially embarrassing, on this i was taken out from the bath tub and crying and my penis was shriveled up to nothing. I stole the pics too, i have them now...

BTW my dick changed also not much, a bit thicker but shrinks the same way as then.

[canuck45]

@hunboy mine will shrink up to very small.  Exercise, swimming,  just a head showing.....

[thezulu]

Yeah, my parents have quite a few naked pics of me as a baby/toddler. At home, in the bath, even at the beach with other kids (I guess it was the 1980s, in Europe, no-one cared). At least it stopped before I was 5, the last one seems to be one with my cousin (he's a year older) on the beach when we were about 3/4.

I never found them embarrassing as such, I assumed everyone's parents had them. Luckily my mum doesn't show them to people very often!

[Red Scott]

No embarrassing naked pics of me as a boy that I know of but there's a few of me aged between 12 - 15 on holidays in my speedos on the beach or at the pool. Whilst not embarrassing they do show how much things got flipped around size wise for me.

As I still had the body frame of a prepubescent boy and a rapidly developing penis between those years, wearing speedos left me with a bulge that looks far too big for my height and build. It surprises me that my mum never got me swim shorts instead of speedos as it seems to me now it was a very obvious bulge and though I never noticed attention it must have been noticed by others! 

Fast forward to now and I have a very muscular broad build which makes my low average flaccid size seem smaller. I wouldn't dare wear speedos now! 

[LouisZ]

My mom would bath me age4 and my sister age5 together often. I can actually remember a few times.

She took several pictures and hung them in the hallway.

My little "Peanut " is what she calls the picture that anyone entering the house will see.

ugh.

[Biggie Smalls]

Are baby pictures really that bad? I doubt a lot of people link the size of one's willy as a baby with one's size as an adult, unless they've seen what you're packing as an adult.

[HarrrGamerZ]

I do.  When I was 11  my family and I spent a week at a nudist camp. My brother was 9 years old and there was a picture of us. It's embarrassing to see that despite our difference of height, our shrimp seemed the same size. I would go so far as to say that his was a little bigger.

[Gezr69]

Don't recall any baby photos being in existence; when a few years back I scanned some 1000+ slides.

But there are at least 3 home movies.
Both my parents & grandparents were right into 8mm movies.
Talking '60's thru to late '70's.

3min 20 of film was comparable with a tank of petrol back then & most of a roll was shot off in 10-20 second clips,
then these smaller rolls spliced together into a 400 foot spool over time.

These big ones run for about 25 minutes & I'm in possession of about 18 of them.

Every 5 or 10 years they come out for a family event & amongst two of which ones I never remember there's me starkers, frolicking at a rivers edge in one & running under a sprinkler in another.

There's always some wise crack from some relative present, that I haven't changed a bit in all those years, with reference to what's bouncing around.

[micromattuk]

I do recall a photo of me with my two cousins when we were very young - I think I was 3 or 4 at most and my two cousins were about 18 months older and 18 months younger. We were in a paddling pool on a hot day at my grandparents and none of us had any clothes on - even then though I was noticeably the smallest with barely a nub there. I had forgotten about it actually until I was talking to a member here about photos and they directed me to this post! 

What's more interesting still is that these cousins are from my mum's side of the family - whereas it's my dad's side where I know big size seems to run (me excepted!) 

The photo is buried somewhere at my parents but since they are going to be moving house in next few months it may come to light again! Will have to check to see if it still exists... 

[smalldad]

MOST photos of me little I'm naked and eating. I was either an incredibly messy eater or some kind of gremlin. What's more interesting than the nudity is what my parents let me eat. The two I remember off the top of my head I'm sitting under a table maybe 2 years old, naked as can be with a whole box of donuts between my feet, one in my mouth and a death grip on my penis. The other is in a high chair with a kind of dual bone situation. Drumstick in my mouth and a little bone happening between my legs. I guess I was really into food! By the way those high chairs did not look safe in the 70s and a whole drumstick at that age? That can't be safe for a child. 

These kinds of pictures continue to me age 8 or 9 maybe. Food and nudity. One is a profile of me watching cartoons with a bowl of fruity pebbles in my face and my woody poking up between my thighs. What the hell mom? And you had to send these off to be developed!  And what were you letting me watch that I was so aroused? That's a red flag cartoon right there. 

The one thing I would say is in keeping with my little kid size -> adult size is the girth. It's always been a little chubber. I used to be so embarrassed of those photos I almost swiped them and destroyed them in my teens but so many people have seen them now I just don't care anymore. The word cute does make me cringe a little I have to be honest about that. Everyone that saw those pictures would laugh and comment how cute!  

Of course there's loads of pictures of my brothers or cousins or friends too but I only ever cared about the ones of me so I never noticed. I'll have to check those out and find out how we compared at what ages. There's one or two of all the boys and men skinny dipping at a family reunion and I did examine that one with a fine eye to see what everyone looked like. All us boys looked very near alike except a few cousins who had long thin ones and the ones growing pubes with obviously bigger balls to match the penis. I was disappointed that I was smaller than my cousin that I had a man crush on. Well I was like 11 so it wasn't much of a man crush. The men's sizes drew my attention more for obvious reasons. 

[HurtbutHopeful]

We had a lady at work bring in Picts of her grand kids and there were some pictures of the boys running around naked not wanting to get ready for bed. Kids were about 5 & 7 and my jaw hit the floor. The kids were hung. I’d dare say the 7 yr old was and inch or two. The video of them running around made his length even more pronounced as it flopped around as he ran. I don’t flop or hang. It’s frustrating that this kid at 7 is as big or bigger than me now. 

[micromattuk]

@thezulu Ah similar to my picture then - with a (slightly older) cousin and similar ages. Though both he and his younger brother were bigger than me.

How did you compare with that older cousin? 

[thezulu]

12 minutes ago, micromattuk said:

@thezulu Ah similar to my picture then - with a (slightly older) cousin and similar ages. Though both he and his younger brother were bigger than me.

How did you compare with that older cousin? 

There's quite a noticeable difference between him and me!

Even though he's a year older than me, at that age (3 or 4) he had the classic "little boy" button penis sticking straight out, whereas even then, I already had visible hang of (I'd guess) at least a couple of inches, maybe nearly 3.

[micromattuk]

@thezulu that's some hang! Would be considered big even if you were several years older! 

Does the cousin know about this photo?!

[HoustonsSmallest]

Me, my brother and my cousin all lived in the same town.  My mother used to watch our cousin quite often.  Occasionally she'd bathe us all together. I'm 3 years older than both my brother and cousin.  I haven't seen the picture since I was a teenager, but there's a picture of the 3 of us in the bath and even though I'm 3 years older, my cousin was literally twice the length of mine at the time.  My brother was also bigger, just not as much as my cousin was.  Even though my size doesn't bother me so much now, I asked my mom to swear she'd never show that picture to anyone after that.. lol

[thezulu]

On 3/15/2019 at 11:13 AM, micromattuk said:

@thezulu that's some hang! Would be considered big even if you were several years older! 

Does the cousin know about this photo?!

You know, I don't know if he does. I would guess not, but there's no real way to find out!

I know, based on what I remember from a few years later, that he didn't exactly confound expectations as he grew up.

[smokeylink]

As far as I know there were never any naked pictures of me as a baby nor as a youngster. I know I would have been embarrassed by them. While I agree that most people probably wouldn't link the size of a baby's penis to the size of their adult penis, some of us who grew up with tiny acorns know differently. When the wife of a well endowed friend of mine had a baby boy, it was obvious that he was following in his dad's footsteps. After changing the baby's diaper, his mom never seemed to be in a hurry to put a new diaper on him. It was very innocent and I'm sure she didn't think anything of it. I, on the other hand, couldn't help noticing that he had a very large dick for a baby. As she would carry him and move him around, his dick would get caught up on things like her hip. I remember her sitting down and putting him on her lap and his dick got pinned under him. I don't know if others even noticed it but I couldn't stop myself from looking and being amazed.

[canuck45]

@smokeylink Probably no one noticed except you....to a mother the baby is perfect no matter what.

[Triasco9.5]

@canuck45 I might debate that point a bit.  I think my mother was acutely aware that my sister and I were far from perfect.  lol.

I don't know if any nude pictures of me as a baby exist, though there are many clothes. The only ones I can recall seeing are of my birth and the primary things of note, according to a family friend, was the redness if my skin and the very dark coloration of my testicles. 

[MaltedMurder]

My little brother has always been bigger than me. Recently I saw my cousins kids at a pool party. They are almost 5 year old and already thick beefy kids with little slabs of muscle. The kids were all naked as usual, and they were clearly the biggest, easily 2-3 inches flaccid . Both running around like little linebackers.

[Greer94]

One of my younger twin brothers has been twice as long as his twin since birth really. Very hard to not notice the bulge difference over the years.

[Gaydane]

I know of only one naked pic of me as a kid. I was like 1 year old and sitting in a bathtub. My penis looked actually fairly big for that age. A bit long and with long foreskin as well. I guess maybe 5-6 cm when flaccid. So in a way I have no reason to be ashamed about that pic.

However, even that this was the only naked pic of me as a kid, there is another pic that I sometimes found a bit embarrassing. At 10 I was standing at a beach with a very evident boner in my speedos. And since I was an early bloomer, I was also pretty big for myg age. I don´t know exactly, but judging from the visible bulge, I would say that I was probably 5 inches when hard at 10. Pretty big, I think. I remember that since I was an early bloomer, at 10-11 I had a lot of spontanous erections both at swim baths or in the lockerroom and I felt that a bit embarrassing because the other kids starred at me, because I was so big compared to them. Of course today I realise that maybe I should just have felt proud. But at 10-11 yo don´t think of it in that way, I guess

 

[NuderThanNude]

I feel left out!!! My parents never took any nude photos of me.