Embarrassing baby pictures

[Gezr69]

1 hour ago, Appreciater said:

Most of my earliest pictures were taken with a Kodak box camera 127 b&w film

Ditto, but 120 in may cases.

Always the Film Photographer, I borrowed a Friends digital over 20 years back.
Only took about 50 Pics, including my Kids splashing in a Pool.

Half a Dozen feature my now 24 Year Old Son looking Tiny.

Doubt they will ever come out, as he's now very well hung & quick witted & could see him turning it straight back on me.

[Jurre]

There are a lot of pictures taken by my parents, probably between 0-9 also some nudes. As a teen I hated those, because the proportions haven’t really changed and compared to my brother I was already smaller as a young kid.

[hungarmydick]

On 3/8/2019 at 1:43 PM, smalldad said:

MOST photos of me little I'm naked and eating. I was either an incredibly messy eater or some kind of gremlin. What's more interesting than the nudity is what my parents let me eat. The two I remember off the top of my head I'm sitting under a table maybe 2 years old, naked as can be with a whole box of donuts between my feet, one in my mouth and a death grip on my penis. The other is in a high chair with a kind of dual bone situation. Drumstick in my mouth and a little bone happening between my legs. I guess I was really into food! By the way those high chairs did not look safe in the 70s and a whole drumstick at that age? That can't be safe for a child. 

These kinds of pictures continue to me age 8 or 9 maybe. Food and nudity. One is a profile of me watching cartoons with a bowl of fruity pebbles in my face and my woody poking up between my thighs. What the hell mom? And you had to send these off to be developed!  And what were you letting me watch that I was so aroused? That's a red flag cartoon right there. 

The one thing I would say is in keeping with my little kid size -> adult size is the girth. It's always been a little chubber. I used to be so embarrassed of those photos I almost swiped them and destroyed them in my teens but so many people have seen them now I just don't care anymore. The word cute does make me cringe a little I have to be honest about that. Everyone that saw those pictures would laugh and comment how cute!  

Of course there's loads of pictures of my brothers or cousins or friends too but I only ever cared about the ones of me so I never noticed. I'll have to check those out and find out how we compared at what ages. There's one or two of all the boys and men skinny dipping at a family reunion and I did examine that one with a fine eye to see what everyone looked like. All us boys looked very near alike except a few cousins who had long thin ones and the ones growing pubes with obviously bigger balls to match the penis. I was disappointed that I was smaller than my cousin that I had a man crush on. Well I was like 11 so it wasn't much of a man crush. The men's sizes drew my attention more for obvious reasons. 

Always wondered myself why they keep the strangest pictures! I was helping my father clear out a storage unit of his that he hadnt touched in years and found a big plastic bin full of pictures from 0-8 or so where I was doing random stuff in various states of dress. In quite a few of them I was visibly erect (ive always had a nice sized one I guess) just doing random things and when i asked my dad about it he just laughed and said it was hilarious at the time. I guess there is something funny about your 5 year old playing video games and eating funyons with only a tshirt on and an erection on the couch

[Appreciater]

@hungarmydick ...

Horny for Funyuns.!! ...🤣👍

[Damocles]

On 11/24/2023 at 9:04 PM, UnhungNudist said:

@Red Scott Consider yourself lucky you had a time in your life that you FILLED out your speedo.  I was on swim team from ages 5 until 20 in college and never met that challenge.  So much teasing in the showers….all I ever wanted was to fill those speedos like my mates!

At least you didn’t have to worry whether the speedo covers everything it should. I was on water polo team in high school and I had to constantly check whether everything is still safely confined in the speedo.

 

nevertheless, picture-wise— as teenager, I’ve hated the album pics showing me naked as a kid. But now, I don’t really mind

[NuderThanNude]

I remember being out sleigh riding across the street from where I lived when I was in the earlier grades of grade school. I remember when I would come home and get undressed. Normally my penis would shrink up when cold and compress my shaft skin to about a half inch long and with my glans showing on the end. But after being outdoors for hours in the cold my glans would pull inside my shaft skin and inside my body. My shaft skin would then shrink and close up tight. The first thing I would do when coming inside was go to take a pee. I remember the pain when I tried to get my glans out from that cold tightened shaft skin. I really wish I had some naked pictures of how I looked when I first came inside and pulled my pants off.

Edited February 28 by NuderThanNude

[quickquoteit]

Have one photo of me washing my younger brother, the caption written underneath it in the album is titled "Big bro helping wash little (big) bro :0 " with arrows pointing to our separate penises and you can clearly see that he is bigger than me. My brother loved to show off growing up to all his friends how well endowed he was, and how I was always smaller.

My parents just brushed it off as brother's teasing and fighting and rough housing, but it lead to him doing all sorts of stuff to me because I physically could not stop him most of the time, so I just had to learn to like it, considering that he was stronger than I was too.

At his biggest, he was close to outweighing me by nearly 100 pounds of muscle by the time he was fully grown around 22. He has slimmed down a lot, but there's a big reason why we live so far apart and seldom speak.

[Daniel Jones]

Pretty much every photo album we have has multiple photos of me and my brothers naked growing up. And several where all 3 of us have our willies out. Fortunately I have loads of male cousins most approximately the same age so we've got pics of them with their willies out too, so no teasing can be done 

[Deik]

I have one baby Pic of me being bathed in the sink. I think it's very cute and my little cock is pretty much the same as mine now just proportionally bigger with my body size. I have never been embarrassed by it though.

I always wanted to recreate the picture when I was older, but didn't have an opportunity to do it. Just sounds funny to me, my big ass sitting in a sink bathing. 

[Two Strokes]

On 9/22/2018 at 9:40 AM, hunboy said:

I found also some nude pics of me when i was a baby, one was especially embarrassing, on this i was taken out from the bath tub and crying and my penis was shriveled up to nothing. I stole the pics too, i have them now...

The same thing happened.  My parents had a DVD they burned of me as a little kid running around the yard naked.  I left with the DVD so they could not show it around anymore.

[CTpro23]

There's a video (vhs) of my cousin and I getting our diapers changed side by side. If the date on the top corner of the screen was correct, then I would have been a little over 3 and my cousin at 2.

There's one moment in the video where my grandmother zoomed in on our willies and mom yelled out that I'm going to hate this video when I'm older. She was right! My cousin was literally double the size of mine if not more. I was always very embarrassed about that video. Especially knowing many people in my family probably watched it and couldn't help but "compare" us.

I have no idea where the video is today or who even has it. It was at my grandmother's house but havent seen it since she passed away.

[meowmeow]

There are no nakie pics of me as a child that I am aware of...... too bad, too. As I recall it was quite cute. 

4 hours ago, CTpro23 said:

I have no idea where the video is today or who even has it. It was at my grandmother's house but havent seen it since she passed away.

Hire a Privates Investigator!!! 

Edited September 10 by meowmeow

[TomAustin]

I was home from college, and my mom came into the bathroom when I was naked. She said, "You look like your baby pictures, it never grew".  I had to stop her from pulling out the pics

[canuck45]

On 9/10/2025 at 2:59 PM, meowmeow said:

There are no nakie pics of me as a child that I am aware of...... too bad, too. As I recall it was quite cute. 

Hire a Privates Investigator!!! 

Need to find it, don't want it making it to Pubic Domain.

[IndyBanker1946]

I grew up in a one bathroom house with 5 siblings and two parents. Countless times our older sisters watched my brother and I pee in a Pepsi bottle. Of course, a picture still exists in my only surviving siblings grubby hands. Now I could care less but  when I was younger I was so embarrassed.  

[NuderThanNude]

On 9/11/2025 at 3:41 PM, TomAustin said:

I was home from college, and my mom came into the bathroom when I was naked. She said, "You look like your baby pictures, it never grew".  I had to stop her from pulling out the pics

I hated puberty so I would have been happy to hear that.

[hungarmydick]

I wonder how men who were film stars as boys that had naked scenes feel now that theyre older. Many movies pre-90s showed undeveloped penis but it makes you wonder how those guys felt about people seeing it once they got older and likely much larger

Edited October 5 by hungarmydick

[Str8chaser]

On 10/5/2025 at 5:02 AM, hungarmydick said:

I wonder how men who were film stars as boys that had naked scenes feel now that theyre older. Many movies pre-90s showed undeveloped penis but it makes you wonder how those guys felt about people seeing it once they got older and likely much larger

I wonder how many times those stars were wearing a prosthetic penis instead of exposing their own.  I read that Jay (can’t remember his last name) in Spartacus had a very large penis like @Damocles but he said later is was a prosthesis and not his own.  But some guys like the star of Saltburn and the actors in The Deuce were all natural.  I met William Higgins in Chicago before he started his porn film dynasty and he wanted me to be in his films and I told him no way was I putting my cock on film, it was too small for my height!  He said that didn’t matter but…. I could never do it,  but I go to nude beaches because I don’t have to look at me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[quickquoteit]

Or the guy who was the baby for the album cover in the pool that keeps taking them to court over it.