Guest Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 The thread about what your gf called your penis reminded me of when I was a boy what family members called it and some of them were odd. My dad when I was a boy would tell me stop playing with your nooner lol. i never could figure out why he called it that, when I was a teenager he called it a pecker. My uncles called it a Peter, the traditional name back then. Me and my friends called it Peter or Dick. nobody called it a cock back then where I lived until the internet came around. When I was a teenager a lot of the older men called a pussy a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restoredude Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 Growing up I had a neighbor who was 2 years older than me. He would let me jack him off (he could cum, I still had dry orgasms). Then I started sucking him and he called his dick a Tootsie Roll Pop. We would be playing around the neighborhood and he would ask if I wanted a Tootsie Pop. We would go up in his tree house and I would suck him dry. Allen43, Tsoren and Biggie Smalls 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck45 Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 From the all knowing internet Nicknames for Penis from 13th-19th C. 1. Bollocks: this term has longevity; it first appeared around 1300AD and is still used by Brits today! 2. Pin: (1460) 3. Fiddle: (Middle Ages) 4. Spindle: (Middle Ages) 5. Pulling prick: (Middle Ages) 6. Plumtree shaker: (1611) usually ‘plum’ referred to female genitalia. Thus the thing that shakes the plum tree applies to the male counterpart 7. Knick-knack: (1686) in modern speech, this word refers to a useless or superfluous object; the 17th C. usage is not far off 8. Silent flute: (1720) a cylindrical object… hmmm, wonder how they came up with this one? 9. Doodle: (1785) Yankee Doodle? A patriotic nickname for the proud American penis 10. Dick: (1836) commonly heard and used as a derogatory term for a mean dude 1890s: A veritable Renaissance in penis nicknames 1. Abraham: Biblical patriarch, or “Father of many nations.” 2. Arse-opener 3. Arse-wedge 4. Athenaeum: denoting the Temple of Athena, or an institution which houses knowledge like a library or university 5. Baby-maker 6. Bayonet 7. Beak 8. Beard-splitter 9. Bedfellow 10. Belly-ruffian 11. Best leg of three 12. Billy-my-nag 13. Bludgeon 14. Bob-my-nag 15. Brat-getter 16. Bum-tickler 17. Bush-whacker 18. Butcher 19. Captain Standish 20. Child-getter 21. Chink-stopper 22. Concern 23. Cony-catcher 24. Copper-stick 25. Cracksman 26. Cranny hunter 27. Cream stick 28. Cuckoo 29. Customs officer 30. Cutlass: a type of short sword with a curved blade, used by sailors 31. Dard 32. Diddle 33. Dingus 34. Dolly 35. Dr. Johnson 36. Enemy 37. Eye-opener 38. Father confessor 39. Flapdoodle 40. Foreman 41. Fornicating engine 42. Fornicating member 43. Fornicating tool 44. Jacob 45. Lance of love 46. Langolee 47. Leather-dresser 48. Leather-stretcher 49. Life preserver 50. Little davy 51. Live rabbit 52. Lobster 53. Lodger 54. Love dart 55. Love staff 56. Lullaby 57. Manroot 58. Master of ceremonies 59. Meat skewer 60. Merrymaker 61. Milkman 62. Mole 63. Nebuchadnezzar: an ancient king of Babylonia 64. Nimrod 65. Nippy 66. Pee-wee 67. Quimstake 68. Skyscraper 69. St. Peter 70. Tentpeg 71. Tickle-faggot 72. Timothy tool Penis Names from the 1900s 1. Ducey 2. Swelling 3. Sweetener 4. Redcap 5. Majesty 6. Charmer 7. Champion 8. Arm 9. Dodger 10. Ding-dong 11. Aleck 12. Whanger 13. Baby-fetcher 14. Axe 15. Nightstick 16. Joystick 17. Dingbat 18. Gospel-pipe 19. Drill 20. Dingle 21. Corporal 22. Hot member 23. Pencil 24. Wee-wee 25. Goober 26. Cob 27. Hot Dog 28. Banana 29. Soupbone 30. Okra 31. Family organ 32. Mule 33. Dornick 34. Ham-bone 35. Pee-pee 36. Patootie 37. Old boy 38. Crumb 39. Ambassador 40. Organ grinder 41. Whang 42. Tater 43. Putz 44. Bald-headed sailor 45. Weiner/Weeny 46. Toothpick 47. Tonsil Tickler 48. Roger 49. One-eyed rattlesnake 50. Skin flute Literary/Classy Penis Nicknames Perhaps you’d like some polite, literary terms for your penis. These are excellent for use in erotic literature, love letters or sexting between logophiles. 1. Cock: phonetically pleasing; falls nicely between the sexy rake and gallant gentleman 2. Length 3. Member 4. Prick 5. Rod 6. Pud 7. Jimmy 8. Knob 9. Lad (Ireland) 10. Langer (Ireland) 11. Love muscle 12. Manhood: the most polite term of them all 13. Membrum virile: Latin for ‘virile member’ for all those academics out there 14. Phallus 15. Shaft 16. Tadger (UK, Australia) 17. Yard Raunchy/Funny Names for Penis If the previous lists of nicknames for penis didn’t make you laugh, here are some funny penis nicknames that will. Or, they’ll just gross you out. 1. Womb broom 2. Womb Raider 3. Weapon of Ass Destruction 4. Vlad the Impaler 5. Uncle Reamus 6. Trouser Snake 7. Tan Banana 8. Sex Pistol 9. Russell the one-eyed muscle 10. One-eyed monster 11. One-eyed trouser trout 12. Rumpleforeskin 13. Richard and the twins 14. Purple helmeted warrior of love 15. Puff the one-eyed dragon 16. Prince Everhard of the Netherlands 17. Pleasure Pump 18. Moby Dick 19. Lord Hardwick 20. Long dong silver 21. Lap Rocket 22. Knobgoblin 23. King Dong 24. Justin-in beaver 25. Herman von longschlongenstein 26. Heat seeking moisture missile 27. Frank n’ beans 28. Fuck puppet 29. Excalibur 30. Energizer Bunny 31. Disco stick 32. The Dicktator 33. Cocktapus 34. Clam hammer 35. Cave hunter 36. The blue-veined aristocrat 37. Atomic turtle 38. Action Jackson 39. Mutton dagger 40. Yogurt slinger 41. Meat scepter 42. Wedding wrecker 43. Spam javelin 44. Tuna torpedo 45. Dora the explorer 46. Vagina miner 47. Jurassic Pork 48. Tiny Tim 49. The bone ranger 50. Woody Womb Pecker International Slangs for Penis Don’t like any of these English nicknames for penis? Try slang for ‘penis’ in another language! Words for penis around the world: 1. Piel: (Afrikaans) 2. Chin-Chin: (Japanese) 3. Lao Er: (Mandarin) 4. Lu: (Shanghainese) 5. Petter-Niklas: (Swedish) 6. Ptak a vejce: (Czech) bird and eggs 7. Skaufi: (Icelandic) 8. Zip: (Sudanese) 9. Spaetzle: (German) noodles 10. Pica: (Brazilian Portuguese) 11. Pinto: (Spanish) small penis 12. Mulkku: (Finnish) 13. Zayyin: (Hebrew) pronounced like ‘Zion,’ which leaves room for plenty of puns 14. Dhanda: (Hindi) stick 15. Boga: (Bengali) 16. Isin lulik: (Tetun/East Timor) magic or holy body 17. Bite: (French) 18. Chlen: (Russian) member 19. Cazzo: (Italian) 20. Uberaffengeil: (German) “super monkey horny.” 21. Quadibun: (Arabic) 22. Brocos: (Pidgin – Nigeria) Biggie Smalls and Vinnig 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 @canuck45 I think youve sent me into penis name overload lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argoll Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 As popularised by Russell Brands "Wank my dinkle" Vinnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. LaCid Posted July 21, 2019 Report Share Posted July 21, 2019 I would never doubt Adrian's veracity, though I'm surprised by bollocks. To Brits today, if using bollocks as an anatomical name, it would refer to the testes. Standalone it has many other uses, as for example 'it's the bollocks' meaning it is very good; 'its bollocks' meaning it is false or rubbish; 'Bollocks' a useful expletive; 'fuck it that's bolloxed' meaning it's broken. There are many other examples. But as a penis synonym? Not heard of that, and would welcome a source ( with respect of course Adrian). lean, Biggie Smalls, new2day and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck45 Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 @F. LaCid Who knows the source, its just a list off the internet. I have heard bullocks as balls and bullshit but never good, of course we don't really speak English on this side of the pond. Although BC'er are closer to proper English than the rest of canada and our merkan fiends. fuck it that's knackered Vinnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. LaCid Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 1 hour ago, canuck45 said: @F. LaCid fuck it that's knackered Context of course. The knackerman was a farrier who dealt with old or injured horses, effectively a slaughterman, hence knackered for something that cannot be fixed. Yes, yer bollocks are yer knackers: don't ask me how, they just are. Usage as good? We have a beer (real ale of course) here called 'The Dogs', this was originally put out as 'The Dog's Bollocks' with a pump clip featuring a Dalmation sat on a large bone, the dogs bollocks being a term of high approbation. Eventually the 'Bollocks' had to be removed so now some of us ask for the castrated beer. Similarly, another popular beer, Wells' 'Bombardier' is often called Yossarian, as he was the bombardier. I maunder! Triasco9.5 and Vinnig 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadking55 Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 I didn't see "pee-pee" on the list, anyone else called it that? Vinnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, roadking55 said: I didn't see "pee-pee" on the list, anyone else called it that? Yes pee-pee was very popular when I was a young boy. Wiener of course was popular too once it grew a little bit. Edited July 22, 2019 by Guest Put quoted text in a quote box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Restoredude Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 Before I got my dick tattooed a lot of guys said I had a little boy pee pee. https://imgur.com/NVQpPXw https://imgur.com/6ZPnNRJ Tom Harker and Vinnig 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck45 Posted July 22, 2019 Report Share Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) @roadking55 Number 35 under the 1900's. I missed it the first time too and it's what everyone said when young or talking to youngsters It is the organ or the act. "You have to go pee-pee" I mean who would say "Do you need to void your bladder of urine through the urethra and exiting from the meatus urethrae externus of your penis?" Edited July 22, 2019 by canuck45 roadking55, shooter and Vinnig 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggie Smalls Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 On 7/19/2019 at 11:44 PM, canuck45 said: 9. Spaetzle: (German) noodles Never have heard that term used that way, only when referring to the dish. Maybe it's regional? Vinnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadking55 Posted July 24, 2019 Report Share Posted July 24, 2019 @canuck45 I see it now that you pointed it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allen43 Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 I’ve referred to my penis as my ‘thing’ from as far back as I can remember. I very well may have picked up that term from my mom. Sometimes I call it my ‘pee pee’ as well. Both are appropriate terms for one my size I think..lol. Vinnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 26, 2019 Report Share Posted July 26, 2019 Have we mentioned dingalinger yet? My mom, dad and uncle that lived with us, would call it a dingalinger when referring to me sometimes. I think my dad changed it to my nuner or nooner around puberty, still don't know where that one came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
me_in_undies Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 I call my penis a weiner. Vinnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsoren Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 @canuck45 Wow!!! That is one long and funny list. Never heard of a lot of those. But I would probably know immediately what they were talking about if someone used any of the words. Growing up, my brother and I called our cousin's penises "lubbies", a play on the Norwegian word "lubben" which means chubby. It was a good descriptor of their penises. They called our penises "slankies", which was from the Norwegian word slank, meaning slender. Again, a good descriptor for our penises. Our father and uncle always referred to our penises as dingdongs, which always made us laugh. Triasco9.5 and Vinnig 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck45 Posted July 27, 2019 Report Share Posted July 27, 2019 @Tsoren Lubbie and Slankie....sounds like good names for characters in Kids Book Lubbie woke up all excited. Today Lubbie and his twin brother Slankie were going to visit the Zoo. Slankie had seen a picture book about zoos and told Lubbie about some of the animals at zoos. Lubbie could hardly wait to see the different animals: Oli phants, Grillas, T-eye grrrs, Mun kees and other erotic aminals. Slankie thought mun keeys must be good fishermen, cause he was told they were master baiters so must fish a lot. Tsoren, Thor57, old n hard and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtw1942 Posted August 4, 2019 Report Share Posted August 4, 2019 I visited a rest room when I was young which had a sign over the urinal which read, “bucks with short horns stand close.” Vinnig 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jms1 Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 I called mine most times My dick. ("I like my dick.") Or, he's got a nice looking dick. That works most times. In my mind, the word "cock" is reserved for a big/huge penis (Did you see the cock on him?) Jokingly refer to it as the One Eyed Monster (it's far from a monster). I have a buddy who calls his Mr Happy. Vinnig and 6INCHES66 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 I have always used the proper name and that is "penis" the other names seem to put a dirty title on something so wonderful seems a shame to use those terms. Just my opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jms1 Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 Penis is just too clinical for me. My doctor examined my penis. Way too formal. Same with Sperm. I provided a sperm sample. Masturbation, same. All are way too prim and proper. But, Jerking Off my dick and cumming a bucket load of cum, you get the picture. Natural1, canuck45, Vinnig and 3 others 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triasco9.5 Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 Honestly, I think penis, dick, and cock are all so commonplace that I use them interchangeably; the nuance between them is really more subjective at this point. Other euphemisms like dong, wang, schlong, and the like may also have their connotations, but I find them to be more humorous than anything else, so I typically use those words when joking with my friends. I also prefer to use penis and other like nomenclature in professional capacities (such as having discussions in class). Biggie Smalls, jms1, 6INCHES66 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 25, 2020 Report Share Posted July 25, 2020 On 7/25/2019 at 1:41 PM, Allen43 said: I’ve referred to my penis as my ‘thing’ from as far back as I can remember. I very well may have picked up that term from my mom. Sometimes I call it my ‘pee pee’ as well. Both are appropriate terms for one my size I think..lol. My mother and my unhung father both used clinical terms exclusively, possibly because they had silent defensiveness around the issue. I remember being surprised to hear open references to dicks and cocks in some other families. Growing-up and especially when my puberty failed to emerge for several years, everyone else had a cock, dick, wang, meat, etc. while mine, if mentioned, was always a pee pee, weenie, or dickie or some such. The regular guys often talked with pride about "springing a boner", "getting a hard-on", "creaming," and "getting their nut." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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