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I saw a post on Reddit that made me remember this. Not sure if anyone else has had an embarrassing erection in public that they care to share but here is mine:

Middle of lunch in the college cafeteria. I get a little excited. It was 37 years ago. So not sure why. 

Now ex-wife decides it is time to leave. I try to stall. She won't hear of it. 

I get up from the table and am immediately greeted by chuckling and pointing from a couple of other students.

I guess it was both good and bad as i look back. While it was embarrassing it was also visible enough that people noticed despite my small size.

If anyone has a story to share feel free.

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Too many stories to count, because as I think I said on here, my penis has a mind of its own.  I think the two most embarrassing ones I had were in college and when I went to a nude beach, namely because they still make me cringe.  The college one was similar to yours.  I was working on a project with my partner during dinner time in the cafeteria and made the poor choice of wearing sweatpants w/ boxers.  I needed to head over to the library to direct a study session so I decided to do tuck my erection behind my waistband after my partner left, but the loose grip of my underwear did not hold my erection well so en route to leaving, a girl I knew from the dorms and her friend came in and saw my erection slowly drooping downwards in my sweats.  They did not say anything to me in the face, but I heard them comment and giggle about it when I left.  Mortified isn't the word.  I could barely concentrate when directing the study group. 

The nude beach one was embarrassing since it was my first time.  The minute I disrobed I got an erection and spent almost a half-hour waiting for it to go away.  Ironically it was the least embarrassing of the two since I was more comfortable with sex at this time, but still cringe worthy since this was the first time I was in an environment where such a thing was not considered shameful.

 

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When my peers surprised me by going through puberty (7th grade) before me I got embarrassing erections regularly in the required showers before swimming and suffered humiliating ridicule.  I learned to control it mentally most of the time by the end of 8th grade, but still had problems in 9th grade.  I was told I must be "a queer" as well being ridiculed for size and undeveloped.

I was and still am too small to have much of a problem when dressed, even in a tight swimming suit.  Just a little adjustment solves the problem.

 

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There was a joke kids told about "queers" getting a hard-on in the locker room and showers at my expense.  Can't recall it now.  I did my best to just ignore what they said, while they hooted and hollered.  I pretended I wasn't affected and pretended to look down at them as low lifes. 

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This wasn't an erection but it was penis embarrassment related. 

When i was in 5th grade we went to the local aquatics club in Philly for swim lessons once a week. This required changing in a very cramped locker room. Most of us wrapped a towel around our bodies, removed our swim suits, dried off and put our underwear on without exposing ourselves. One day after removing my suit a friend decided it would be cool to steal my towel and expose me to the rest of the class. 

I was 10. No puberty. No recollection of what my penis looked like but I am guessing after getting out of the pool it had shriveled from almost nothing to less than nothing. 

The memory haunts me. I don't think there were more than a few chuckles and i think they were more due to the hilarity of the event than my penis.

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Staying at a friend's house and sleeping on the sofa she walked in around 8 to wake me and thought it would be funny to pull the blanket from me... only to reveal my erect cock poking out from my underwear. She was surprised, but apologised profusely and we had a laugh about later.

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3 hours ago, new2day said:

Staying at a friend's house and sleeping on the sofa she walked in around 8 to wake me and thought it would be funny to pull the blanket from me... only to reveal my erect cock poking out from my underwear. She was surprised, but apologised profusely and we had a laugh about later.

You should have told her it was her responsibility.

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Somewhat along those lines, but not maybe an "embarrassment" story. 

In college, after finishing a shower, I came out into the living room in my blue terrycloth robe, My roommate had a bunch of other students in, both boys and girls. I intended to go back into the bedroom and change into clothes, but things got interesting and I forgot.

Eventually I began roughhousing on the floor with a cute girl. Only after a minute or so did I realize my robe had parted and I had a roaring hard-on -- all four inches! As soon as I became aware of it, I pulled my robe shut. My roommate later told me everyone got a good look! Since I was a strapping 6'3" and a football player, it must have been a big surprise to them. Or, should I say, a small surprise! 

I remember feeling somewhat embarrassed at the time, but even more turned on! 

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11 hours ago, TinyJock said:

Somewhat along those lines, but not maybe an "embarrassment" story. 

In college, after finishing a shower, I came out into the living room in my blue terrycloth robe, My roommate had a bunch of other students in, both boys and girls. I intended to go back into the bedroom and change into clothes, but things got interesting and I forgot.

Eventually I began roughhousing on the floor with a cute girl. Only after a minute or so did I realize my robe had parted and I had a roaring hard-on -- all four inches! As soon as I became aware of it, I pulled my robe shut. My roommate later told me everyone got a good look! Since I was a strapping 6'3" and a football player, it must have been a big surprise to them. Or, should I say, a small surprise! 

I remember feeling somewhat embarrassed at the time, but even more turned on! 

Shows how much healthier than I you were at that age!  I would have foreseen such possibilities and never let the situation develop.  In fact, I was always careful to never have extroverted room mates that would enable or make likely such a thing. 

BTW:  How do you get into "roughhousing on the floor with a cute girl?"  Can't say that such an opportunity ever arose for me even when drunk at drunken parties.  I do barely remember coming to blows with guys though.

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13 hours ago, JamesD said:

BTW:  How do you get into "roughhousing on the floor with a cute girl?"  

Dunno. Can't remember. Only thing I remember is the rough-housing part. It was what I'd call "play wrestling." Everyone was having a good time. 

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Hi

It was a few years ago when I was on a nudist beach in South of France, I was wandering on the beach when I saw a group of friends 1 man and 2 women (they were like 25 yo) sat on the sand, taking a sun bath, but looking at me. 

I suddenly felt very excited to be looked at (since I was completely naked) and I got a hardon in the middle of the beach while I was walking !

The beach was not very full of people, and as I was very excited I continued to walk in front of them, checking if the girls were still looking at me, and if they were taking photos of me. 

I don't remember if they took photos and I don't know how I would have reacted if I had seen it. Maybe I would have been even more excited. But the idea of being seen and hopefully being photographed by curious women was a very exciting experience !

I must precise that I am gay so I was more attracted to the guy who was with her :lol:

But why was I so excited as the girls were looking at my hardon ? :blink:

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That's a very hot story @AertySean

My first wife's family were a bunch of nudists so we went all the time to nudist camps/resorts early in our marriage. Men don't make a habit of it, but you don't go all day without popping a boner every once in awhile. I always found it very hot for women and other men to see me with a hard-on, which made it even harder to get rid of. It was even hotter with my wife around. Then they could see exactly what I was slipping to her in bed. 

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12 hours ago, TinyJock said:

Men don't make a habit of it, but you don't go all day without popping a boner every once in awhile. I always found it very hot for women and other men to see me with a hard-on, which made it even harder to get rid of. It was even hotter with my wife around.

Ahah, yeah I understand how exciting it can be to show your hardon with your wife nearby. It can be very stimulating for their imagination !!

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Embarrassing erection stories?  I am tempted to do a Top 10 list, ala David Letterman.  But I will shorten the list (no pun intended).

Tsoren's Top Five Most Embarrassing Erections:

Number 5:  The Golf Club Locker Room:  This was just a few years ago.  It was cold out and I gave the little guy a few tugs as I was soaping him up.  Well, it must have been a few tugs too many.  He starts getting hard and before I can rinse off, he is standing proud.  I get out as quickly as possible, hoping no one noticed.  Several days later, one of the guys said the rest of them wanted to know what I was taking to be able to get hard so quickly.  (I am the youngest of our group.)  While I was initially embarrassed, I actually became rather proud.

Number 4:  The Junior HIgh Locker Room.  Unfortunately for me this was not a one time or even a two time event.  I probably popped two to three dozen times over those three years.  It was so bad that once, when I was completely soft and minding my own business, a kid came up to me and said, "Damn, I think that's the first time I've seen you without a boner."  And you would think with as many as I sprung in that situation, I would have eventually gotten over the embarrassment.  Nope.  Each one was just as embarrassing as the first, especially with kids laughing, teasing and pointing the whole time.

Number 3:  Skinny Dipping in our Home Pool.  My brother, two cousins and I skinny dipped all the time in our home pool.  Erections were quite common.  But not a big deal.  (Again, no pun intended.)  Once, when my aunt was in a lounge chair sunning herself, my cousin and I were engaged in a water fight.  Splashing everywhere.  She got soaked.  Wasn't too happy and ordered the two of us out of the pool.  We stood in front of her while she admonished us.  My eyes wandered down to the bottom of her swimsuit.  I saw her pubes sticking out of each side of the suit.  I went from soft to rock hard in about 1.2 seconds.  My cousin started laughing and pointing.  I got totally embarrassed and covered up.  My aunt shook her head in embarrassment and told us to get back in the pool.  But hey, this was her own fault.  

Number 2:  The Dentist's Office.  I have told about this one before.  One of the first and definitely the last times I wore boxers.  To make it worse I was wearing short, baggy athletic shorts.  Well, the dental assistant was bent over me, and I had a face full of large breasts, completely covered with a uniform, and no cleavage showing.  But still, breasts.  My arms were trapped against the side of the chair, with the dentist and assistant up against them, keeping me from moving them.  Well, the little guy decides it's time to take a look.  He begins fighting with my boxers and shorts, and is able to escape for a quick look around.  The assistant must have noticed, she left, during which time I did some rearranging with my free hand.  She came back and gently placed a small blanket over my lap.

Number 1:  The Pediatric Endocrinologist's Office.  While I look back and laugh about the above four.  I just shudder thinking about this one.  Here I was, almost sixteen, in an exam room with the doctor, an intern, a nurse and my mother.  I am soon completely naked with the doctor and intern poking, prodding, and pulling everything down there.  The doctor fondles my testicles while holding an orchidometer.  I can feel myself begin to harden.  Then the intern does the same thing.  And bang.  There it is.  Standing up as proud as can be.  Unfortunately for me, it was just too overwhelming and I actually broke down and started crying.  It was a good week before I could look my mother in the eye.   

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On 7/16/2020 at 11:46 AM, old n hard said:

@Tsoren I quite enjoyed that.  Thanks for the truncated list and the opportunity to use a rarely used word.  

Yes, @Tsoren, I enjoyed it, too (especially Number One).  But... @old n hard , one might think that on a website dedicated as this one is to smaller "endowments" we would see the word "truncated" more frequently.

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Well, I'm not sure if this qualifies for the topic at hand.  The thing is, I wasn't embarrassed by the incident because I had no idea this had occurred until literally decades later!

My friend and I were both 17.  The two of us, along with my girlfriend, were at his girlfriend's house.  Both of the girls were 15.  We were there to go swimming in his GF's pool.  The girls wore bikinis and my friend and I both wore those baggy swimsuits of the early seventies.  I do remember that, at one point, I had exited the pool and was lying face down on the decking.  I was propped up on my elbows talking to both of the girls who were also face down on the decking, opposite me, and similarly propped up on their elbows.  For the girls, this meant their breasts, which weren't particularly huge, were pressed together so that I was looking at their two very pretty faces AND two wonderously plump sets of nicely presented teen breasts (albeit bikini-clad).  Of course, this had the expected effect on me, physically.  After some minutes, I got up and jumped in the pool to cool everything down.

What I didn't know until over  thirty years later was told to me by my girlfriend who was by then my wife.  It seems that when I put my hands down on the decking and pushed myself up to stand up and head to the pool, the baggy swim shorts had stuck to the decking so when I lifted up, my full erection was completely visible to the both of the girls for just a moment until the suction of the wet material and the wet decking broke and the waistband snapped back up and hid my penis.  She told me they both immediately looked at each other and both said at the same time, "Did you see THAT?"  I had no idea this had happened.

Would I have been embarrassed at that moment had I realized they'd both seen me hard?  To be honest, probably not.  I'd probably have been even more excited.  So, was I embarrassed when she told me about it years later?  No, not at all.  We had a good laugh. But then, later, when I thought about it alone... well, I think about it alone a lot.  HA!

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