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Enough bad news in the world these days.

Let's talk about something good.  What is something nice another person has said about your penis?

Very early on my wife gave my penis the nickname "Mr. Snappy."  When I asked her why she said it was because whenever he saw her he would 'snap to attention.'

One of the nice things my wife always says to me as she is playing with him is, "Mr. Snappy makes me happy."

I always get a kick out of that and it makes me feel good.

 

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My wife has always said she loves my penis and it feels wonderful buried deep inside her pussy.

Other people have complimented my penis saying it looks awesome with a good length and is very thick. Comments like my foreskin looks wonderful sliding back and forth over my glans.

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Mine is short, but above average in girth. Several women I have been with have commented on how thick it was. 

I once answered a Craigslist ad posted by a woman who wanted "Less than 6 inches". Since I'm less than 5" hard, I hit her up and we chatted a bit via email. Her husband was the only man she'd ever slept with and she said he was "huge" and and really hurt when they had sex. She said she'd never enjoyed sex and never orgasmed during sex and just wanted to know what it was like to have sex and it not be painful. 

We met in a hotel. She paid for it. She had seen pictures of my cock, and she wanted a small one, so that wasn't a concern for me. There really wasn't much foreplay. She was very down to business. We got undressed, she sucked me hard, then said "Let's do it". I slipped on a rubber and entered her. She gasped and said "Easy! Go in slow and let me stretch a bit...you're dick is FAT". We both giggled, but she acclimated to it and she did have an orgasm....her first ever during sex. She said I wasn't as thick as her husband, and certinly not as long, but she said it was a perfect match for her small vagina. I was short enough not to ram her cervix but thick enough to rub her g-spot and get her off.

I told her she probably needed to tell her husband to just not put it all the way in, and she said she had, but he gets excited and starts pounding her. She said she was thankful he came fast. 

Sadly, we never met again and I never even knew her name. She just wanted to enjoy sex once in her life, and she did.

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First time my ex saw it.  Where were you hiding that?

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Although I've only been erect around a few others, the comments are all the same: "It's very thick"; "The glans is big"; and "The length is OK". 

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Always get compliments from MrsG that my head hits her G-Spot in just the right place.

That's usually as she gets "O" number two. Mostly in combination of some Clitoral rubbbing or vibe'ing.

It has to be after she's already got off once for my end to work like that,
but don't have a problem with the need to use much larger, or buzzing things, rather than my own cock to get to that point.

As it all washes up we both have a good time in the end.

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Something else that I have been complimented on is my lengthy foreskin.  

The first compliment came from a friend at his fifteenth birthday.  He had a party and since I lived so far out of town, I was invited to spend the night.  While lying in bed, he said, "I wish my penis was like yours."  That really threw me for a loop.  My penis was thinner than anyone else's, plus I was still bald, and I was embarrassed about being the only kid in school with a foreskin.  When I asked him why, he said, "I wish I had a foreskin like yours.  It is just so cool.  I just want to play with it."  We hooked up that night and spent the next three years having a very wonderful, sex-filled time together.

The second came from my wife.  The first time she saw my penis she shouted out, "Oh, wow!"   I had no idea of what she was getting at.  But I was in a state of panic, wondering what she was thinking.  Then she said, "This is great.  I have never seen one with a foreskin before.  I love it."  Talk about making my day.  She wanted to learn everything she could about my foreskin, and I was very willing to show her.  She was a very fast learner.  And as I have said before, only half-jokingly, my foreskin may have been the only reason that wonderful lady married me.  

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@TsorenEnvy is one of the seven deadly sins.   I do try to be a good person so I'll just say I wish I had more skin.  Have you ever fed your wife M&M's with it?  How many can it hold?  You could probably even get a jawbreaker in there.   I can't keep my hands away from mine as it is.  I knead it while watching TV.  Love my skin.   

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@old n hard  My penis is a regular Pez dispenser.  I can hold two M&M, with three it really looks deformed.  But that is okay, I really prefer just dispensing one at a time any way.  That way, they melt in her mouth, not in my foreskin.  LOL.  I can load up on a lot more Red Hots, but my wife is a chocoholic, so M&Ms are the preferred treat.  By the way, if you try different candies, I would not recommend Pop Rocks.  Tried that once, years ago.  Just once.  Those things hurt when they 'explode'.  For shits and giggles, I put a dime in once, and when my wife discovered it, I said, "Keep the change."  That has become a standing joke over the years.  BTW, even with my lengthy foreskin, a jawbreaker is just WAAAY too big for me.  

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@TsorenI wonder if I can buy just one jawbreaker.  That may be an alternate test to the TP roll.  I'll have a look round tomorrow when I buy my weekly lottery ticket.  

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I've had nice comments from partners and online. I'm average length but quite thick, tight circumcised and usually smooth. They like my prominent glans, how it looks, and how it feels.

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8 hours ago, new2day said:

I've had nice comments from partners and online. I'm average length but quite thick, tight circumcised and usually smooth. They like my prominent glans, how it looks, and how it feels.

I saw your photos and agree.

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For those who have never seen me naked, they always say: Is that really a tattoo and Did that hurt? For those who see me grow from flaccid to erect: Where did that come from?

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Just a few phrases that I remember from a few ladies:

Your cock is great.  

I’m  glad you aren’t big

God your penis is biG

Its so thick

I thought you would be bigger

so much bigger than my husband

ive never seen a curved penis

 

Im sure I could think of more given some time   

 

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One particular Guy i met said.. WoW  your pictures don't do it justice, that is awesome..

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Impressive length and girth, they must have been happy!

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I exchanged picture with someone on here and he replied that it was one of the nicest looking ones he had ever seen. It was nice to hear. I will say it is nicely proportioned with a short/average length and a good girth (for the length anyway). I have always thought I had a nice looking one but just assumed that everyone thought that of themselves, since that is the one they see on a daily basis. 

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The only compliment I recall ever receiving occurred when I was 15 years old. My 13 year old beat off buddy, who I've talked about many times here on Measurection, said I had a pretty dick. I'm sure it's no coincidence that his compliment came during the brief period of time that my dick was actually bigger than his. I don't know what prompted him to say it but hey, at least it was a compliment.

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Someone once said my head and glans was very pronounced and made my dick look larger.

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I had a woman member tell me that I have a fat penis. The only time I was OK with someone telling me that a part of my body was fat.

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I just remembered another one. A girlfriend once told me that mine was tall and skinny like the rest of me. The tall part was her attempt at giving me a compliment despite knowing that my smokeylink was short and skinny. These days my dick is still short and skinny but the rest of me is tall and obese.

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I have been told a few women that my cock was very straight and that my glans was well defined

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