Wookieboy Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 The first girl who saw me erect, giggles a bit out of nervousness I think more than trying to be mean. She made a comment about how small it seemed, and she was pretty sure her little brother was bigger (and he was still in elementary school). But sometimes those "meme" statements are in fact the things that get said in real life. Have any of you had other men put their shafts against yours to compare? Most of my partners do without any coaching. I wonder if it is genetic? Foursquared, likesmal and 6INCHES66 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloStroker Posted May 18, 2022 Report Share Posted May 18, 2022 On 5/15/2022 at 4:14 PM, Macro said: Zero chance this happened. Well, I'm glad you're an expert on my sexual experiences. Do tell...how many more of my experiences didn't happen. I'd love to know. For the record, it absolutely happened. The woman's name was Cindy and she worked at a storage rental facility. We were in one of the storage units on a stack of blue moving blankets. It was hotter than blue blazes as it was in the summer and we were sweating our asses off. Foursquared and Caleb LoShem 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezr69 Posted May 20, 2022 Report Share Posted May 20, 2022 On 10/2/2021 at 11:40 PM, SloStroker said: she said, "Oh sweetie, you know you have a little dick, right?" Get that these days, words are "It really is a little dick you know". On 11/10/2021 at 2:41 AM, sgdgolf said: Even my wife commented on it's small size the first time she saw me naked. I didn't get the comment, but early on I certainly got the "How do I comment look" On 11/11/2021 at 1:54 AM, SloStroker said: Took my wife 10 years to finally tell me she thought my was too small. Yeah that was about the time it took MrsG to get past the Penis Pride denial & perception that I needed assurance that "It isn't THAT small. These days she's often makes comments during penetration like "Get that little cock right in there". Only about a week back when we here in recovery mode I put her on the spot about her first impression when I first stuck it in almost 18 years ago, "Pretty Small" was the answer. Next what about when you saw it soft after that? "Well it sort of wanted to disappear". On 11/11/2021 at 7:05 AM, Spadey said: She just lays there in missionary position as I fuck her. Here she usually does the very vocal porn star fake encouragement, with the comical Oooh's & Ahhh's along with words of encouragement, but in more recent months she has often change to the line if the "Bored & Ignored Fetish", trying her hardest to hold a straight face while she attempts to act oblivious to my fucking away. Think she's worked out that that can flick a switch to get me harder & then in short time have me blowing. Caleb LoShem and Foursquared 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appreciater Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 (edited) I think unless you are a giant, when you encounter several ladies... sooner or later you get a smart ass. 🙄 ... I did have one say one time... Is that all.?... I don't know what she was expecting...but I guess not me. 😄 (I will add .. The crazy thing is... this same lady came up to me much later and said she was wanting to have a baby by herself and asked me if I would do it for her.!! .... I quickly Declined.!!!!) 😀 Edited July 12, 2022 by Appreciater 6INCHES66 and tomishere 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomishere Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 @Appreciater Lol Are you sure she wasn't 9' tall. I used to see a girl who always let me know I was small come on my shit always mentioned all the other guys she have that were all bigger . At the same time, she would tell other guys that I was large. Appreciater, palmer77 and Foursquared 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oldpig Posted July 13, 2022 Report Share Posted July 13, 2022 Most of the times I have sex it’s with friends I've known for a long time and they all know I'm less endowed. That I'm much smaller than most of them is not a problem otherwise there would be no sex, I imagine. As part of a BDSM game I’ve been told that I'm built small, intended as a tease. Besides that, it's not been said to me very often and when it happens, my standard response to that is:”Yeah so? Usually the conversation ends there. When I’m in a funny mood I react as if it’s totaly new for me and absolutely have no idea that penises come in different shapes and sizes. I’ll then start asking lots and lots of all sorts of questions to the subject in a row so quickly that it’s impossible to answer them. It’s so rewarding to see how some people can panic at that moment. Despite my small dick I can be a real pain in the butt. Appreciater and grandstand 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Average Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 My wife usually says things (always affectionately) about my size. She refers to it as her "cute little friend." For some reason, over time, it has become arousing to me when she makes size remarks. I will never forget getting out if the shower and walking naked into the bedroom. My wife was reading on the bed. She looked at me, smiled, got up and walked over to me. She cupped my balls firmly in her hand and stared into my eyes for a few seconds. She looked down at my dick and then back at me. She whispered, "that's my little cock, remember that." Then she kissed me softly, smiled and left the room. I really don't mind at all. She is amazing and super sexy and she loves me. 6INCHES66, Foursquared, palmer77 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appreciater Posted July 20, 2022 Report Share Posted July 20, 2022 My wife never called me little.. but she did refer to my dick as her "Velvet Bunny"...🤣👍 palmer77 and 6INCHES66 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Littledicky Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) I've been called small on three maybe four occasions. First by an ex girlfriend who realised I was small due to me slipping out so many times on our first sex session. Still staying together for over a 1yr. I learned to eat pussy good with her. Another ex saw my dick and called me little Dicky so that name stuck. A one night stand that became embarrassing, she stopped me half way through sex and said shall I just wank you off. That was hard to swallow and the current wife, well I'm the smallest she's been with. 👍. Take care all. Edited July 21, 2022 by Littledicky Appreciater, Foursquared, Caleb LoShem and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloStroker Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 17 hours ago, Just Average said: My wife usually says things (always affectionately) about my size. She refers to it as her "cute little friend." For some reason, over time, it has become arousing to me when she makes size remarks. Wife calls mine "Tinky" which is a cross between tiny and dinky. Appreciater, 6INCHES66, Littledicky and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Average Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 @SloStroker My wife hasn't named mine. At least not yet. Just general things like: cute little guy, cute little friend, and she refers to it as hers. Sort of taking ownership of it. She is a bit dominant sexually. Not at all in other areas but definitely with my dick. Maybe I should suggest that she does come up with a name of sorts. Could be fun. palmer77 and 6INCHES66 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appreciater Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 @Just Average .. Perhaps you can give hers a name, too. .. but be sure to Never refer to it as the "Garage".!!! ..😉👍 6INCHES66 and Just Average 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Average Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 @Appreciater Haha! I may have to do that. Garage is off of the list! Your wife could have a lot of fun coming up with a name for all that you have to offer her! Appreciater 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nillywilly Posted July 21, 2022 Report Share Posted July 21, 2022 @Just Average @Appreciater Also to be avoided, “The Hangar”, “Drydock”, “The Warehouse”, and “The Hallway”. 6INCHES66 and Appreciater 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smaldave Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 I’ve had a few girls make sly reference to my lack of size and a few who pulled no punches and straight up told me I was small Caleb LoShem and Foursquared 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Appreciater Posted October 16, 2022 Report Share Posted October 16, 2022 @Smaldave No, I don't ever remember it. And I have never told a guy I was around that he was, even if he was. If he wants to self proclaim such, that is up to him... I would assure that it is no detriment to my consideration of him... because it isn't. 👍 Smaldave 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomAustin Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 On 10/2/2021 at 9:03 AM, Shyboi5 said: My first ever girlfriend, she was a freshmen in HS and I was a year above her. I always knew I was small and I was nervous for the first time she “discovered” it. She reached down my pants. She said “wow, it’s so small!” She had to get a closer look, and took my pants down and got it out. I was rock hard. She asked “does it get bigger?” I said nope, this is as big as it gets. She said “I thought they were supposed to bigger than this.” Yup, that was first encounter. Leading to a lifetime complex. The next day, a woman I hooked up with, we were both tipsy, told me it was disappointing and a little sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookieboy Posted October 17, 2022 Report Share Posted October 17, 2022 I remember once in college I went home with a guy and he offered me some drinks before we retired to his bedroom. As we disrobed he looked ta my dick and commented on my small size and just said, "This isn't gonna work". He basically asked me to leave and so I ended up driving home drunk still (not the way I expected the evening to end up). Luckily I got home with no problems. I saw him out a few more times but we never spoke again. lttle1, toadfish327 and likesmal 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloStroker Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 14 hours ago, Wookieboy said: As we disrobed he looked ta my dick and commented on my small size and just said, "This isn't gonna work". Damn! That is harsh. When I was in college I fucked a girl at a party and she told my roommate the next day that I was hung like a Vienna sausage. toadfish327, Wookieboy and Foursquared 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canuck45 Posted October 18, 2022 Report Share Posted October 18, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, SloStroker said: I was hung like a Vienna sausage. Knew a bartender, had a T-shirt he wore to work occasionally, "Hung like a Hampster" MW, a friend who posted earlier under my account, and I say, hung like a cocktail weiner..... Edited October 18, 2022 by canuck45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloStroker Posted October 19, 2022 Report Share Posted October 19, 2022 19 hours ago, canuck45 said: Knew a bartender, had a T-shirt he wore to work occasionally, "Hung like a Hampster" I'd love to wear a shirt like that. I wanted to buy a shirt that said, "I have a small penis" but my wife said no. She says "You don't need to be talking about your dick with anyone but me". LOL! canuck45, toadfish327 and Caleb LoShem 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilpeter Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 On 10/17/2022 at 4:55 PM, Wookieboy said: As we disrobed he looked ta my dick and commented on my small size and just said, "This isn't gonna work". same thing happened to me. Second guy I was going to be with. We hooked up through a mature mens dating site. We met at a motel, chatted a bit, then started to get undressed as soon as he saw my little acorn he was, well no not today. Sorry but too small. I said didn't you see the pictures? Nope. I do grow, not tremendously but it is fairly significant compared to when fully flaccid and shrunk. After that I make sure anyone who wants to meet has seen the pictures and knows what to expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloStroker Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 9 hours ago, lilpeter said: I make sure anyone who wants to meet has seen the pictures and knows what to expect. I do the same and I tell them up front that I have a small cock. Caleb LoShem and lilpeter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonBeam Posted October 20, 2022 Report Share Posted October 20, 2022 Many years ago when I was in the navy a prostitute in Italy mentioned I had a small dick, but it didn't stop her from giving me a great blowjob. I guess my money was as good as any. Thinking back, she was the only one who ever mentioned it, and none of the partners I've had since then brought it up or even seemed to notice it. In the end I don't really think my dick is small, it's just on the low end of average. I have learned over time that if you're a nice person penis size is pretty unimportant in the grand scheme of things. toadfish327, canuck45, LessThan4 and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookieboy Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 On 10/19/2022 at 8:56 PM, lilpeter said: same thing happened to me. I do understand that what is attractive varies from person to person, but if someone is attractive enough to take home its a shame to kick them out over a couple of inches. Appreciater, likesmal, grandstand and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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