Did you ever hear your Mom say your Dad was small?

[MikeMartin50]

Did you ever hear your Mom say your Dad was small?

It was at least 3 times when I overheard my Mom say that my Dad was small. One time, she told this to a female friend over the phone.

Hearing this wasn't very reassuring for me because I had seen my Dad's penis before and it surely looked longer and especially thicker than mine.

[alcastar1979]

For me, it was the opposite.

My mother once implied that my father had a big penis. I never saw him erect so he might have been a grower, but flaccid he looked a little shorter than me (but thicker). In any case, I just saw him nude once and very quickly but I am sure he was not big flaccid. 

[WilliamsLittlePeePee]

I saw my Father’s penis four or five times in my life. I must’ve taken after someone on my Mother’s side of the family because my Father was quite large. 

[gojoinnyc]

My mom frequently made it clear he was very small. I heard a fair amount of details when she was drunk. 

[Smalldada]

Yeah I heard it from quite a few people in our family. It was a bit of a running joke because that’s how my family jokes but there were never hard feelings about it. My mum would refer to his button if it came up in convos

[Wookieboy]

My mom could be a real bitch and I once heard her say something like that to him. 

[chevy1946]

my dad was hung like a mule, use to listen to them do it and then he would walk to the bathroom and to see his meat hanging and swaying was over coming, My mom was very load when they did it

[Guest]

12 hours ago, Wookieboy said:

My mom could be a real bitch and I once heard her say something like that to him. 

My mom wasn't quite explicit, but, yes she did imply it.  She said, "He good enough for me."  They both also beat around the bush about initial attempts at sex.  I wasn't clear if it was premature orgasm, erectile problems, or small penis.  Allegedly conquered.  They said it had something to do with no prior experience and abstinence, so they thought or rationalized.

[Guest]

I assume they were trying to say there is no shame in having to learn, assuming I would have problems.

[Appreciater]

The closest Mom said anything about dick size, was that she felt sorry for Michelangelo's David statue.

[Restoredude]

I was allowed to hang nude in my bedroom growing up, as long as I kept my door closed. My mom would knock before entering, mainly because she didn't want to see me erect (She would say, "cover up"). My dad would hang nude with me if we were the only ones home, so I saw him nude all the time, and he was big. My mom once said, you should be glad your penis isn't as big as your dad's. I never asked why

[Guest]

On 9/15/2023 at 7:36 PM, Appreciater said:

The closest Mom said anything about dick size, was that she felt sorry for Michelangelo's David statue.

I admire the statue of David . That’s how I’d like to look . 

[ATXSP]

On 9/16/2023 at 4:30 PM, Restoredude said:

I was allowed to hang nude in my bedroom growing up, as long as I kept my door closed. My mom would knock before entering, mainly because she didn't want to see me erect (She would say, "cover up"). My dad would hang nude with me if we were the only ones home, so I saw him nude all the time, and he was big. My mom once said, you should be glad your penis isn't as big as your dad's. I never asked why

Man I'm so envious of growing up that way. To this day I crave communal nudity with my pops but we don't have a very close relationship. 

[Guest]

On 9/13/2023 at 10:12 PM, MikeMartin50 said:

Did you ever hear your Mom say your Dad was small?

It was at least 3 times when I overheard my Mom say that my Dad was small. One time, she told this to a female friend over the phone.

Hearing this wasn't very reassuring for me because I had seen my Dad's penis before and it surely looked longer and especially thicker than mine.

much same here

[Smallold1]

I grew up in a family of nudists and dominant women, my dad and grandfather both had tiny cocks as do I both mother and grandmother would compare the men in our family to others at the camps openly.i only really paint attention to it when I was a teenager .they liked to say that a tiny dick man would do as he’s told and be grateful for a woman 

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Smallold1 said:

they liked to say that a tiny dick man would do as he’s told and be grateful for a woman 

Whoa!  Blows my perception of nudists!

[Appreciater]

@wondering4 .....

I'd surmise, like anything else.... there would be various reasons why people choose to be nudists.   Some of a less valiant reason than others.

[Wookieboy]

I did over hear my parents discussing me being small.  My father wanted to seek medical help, but my mother over ruled him. 

[MikeMartin50]

2 hours ago, Wookieboy said:

I did over hear my parents discussing me being small.  My father wanted to seek medical help, but my mother over ruled him. 

 How small were you at the time?

[Wookieboy]

1 hour ago, MikeMartin50 said:

 How small were you at the time?

I as born with a micro so they knew even then.  I am not sure my size back then.  My foreskin was still attached to my glans.

[UnhungNudist]

On 9/26/2023 at 3:04 AM, wondering4 said:

Whoa!  Blows my perception of nudists!

@wondering4 Comments such as those aren’t coming from true nudists.  Just naked pricks.  Nudists understand and appreciate that we all come in different shapes and sizes and that’s perfectly fine!  Please don’t consider the previous comment to be that of a true nudists mindset.  It’s just not….

[SloStroker]

I always heard the opposite. My mom said my dad was big. She told both me and my brother that we must have inherited our penis from her. lol!

Brother and I are both less than 5" hard. I am 4.75" and my brother tells me he is 4". He always says I am "big". lol!

[smokeylink]

I heard my Mom make implied comments about my dad's small size on rare occasions. I also heard some of their friends make joking remarks. Again, it was very rare but I had a good ear for picking up on them. Each time, my dad's response was a sarcastic "tee hee hee".

[Macro]

Enough with the disgusting incest topics, Mike

[Greer94]

Parents usually joke around about these sorts of things, and other relatives etc. Breast size difference, penis size etc.