SloStroker Posted August 26, 2025 Report Posted August 26, 2025 23 hours ago, Oldgent said: When I was about 21, my girlfriend and I were in bed and she was giving me a hand-job as we kissed. As I neared orgasm, I warned he to aim my cock away from our faces. She thought I was joking or crazy, so she didn't alter the angle of my cock. My load sprayed on our heads and hit the wall behind the bed. She freaked as my semen reigned on us. I know she wanted to say, "Why didn't you warn me?" but she couldn't, as I had. Awesome! When my wife and I first started dating, we were making out hot and heavy and my cock had been hard for hours and I was in pain. The classic "blue balls". I finally told her I needed to take her home. It was only 10pm and she asked why. I told her I needed to "take care of something" and of course she asked "What". Well, I was horny and frustrated that she wasn't touching me and wouldn't let me touch anything of her's below the waist so I figured what do I have to lose and told her that I needed to masturbate. She wasn't shocked at all. She said, "Oh, well, can I watch?". I was stunned. Of course I told her she could watch. It didn't take me long before I shot my load and when I did she gasped, jumped back, and said "Oh my God! That is a lot!". She had never seen a guy cum like that before. Her previous BF always used a condom and came inside her. My load was all over the pillows, the headboard, my arms...it was everywhere. LOL! Grizz10231, Franc181, Foursquared and 5 others 6 2
Daniel Jones Posted August 27, 2025 Report Posted August 27, 2025 For most of the time I've been cumming my foreskin would catch it all and it would dribble out slowly with a bit of delay. That's what I assumed all guys would cum like tbh. It was only recently after edging for about 3 hours that I was so desperate to cum that I accidentally pulled down on my foreskin a bit too much. It shot out all over my face and the wall behind me! I was in shock to begin with lol as I never knew that could happen! I tried again in the forest standing up and it hit a tree a good distance off haha toadfish327, Franc181, Foursquared and 5 others 7 1
Guest Posted September 17, 2025 Report Posted September 17, 2025 I'm 45 and after a long edge session, I can still hit my face. Back in the day, I once got a handjob in a car and had cum dripping from the ceiling.
Oldgent Posted September 17, 2025 Report Posted September 17, 2025 9 hours ago, Unclesmall1981 said: I'm 45 and after a long edge session, I can still hit my face. Back in the day, I once got a handjob in a car and had cum dripping from the ceiling. Hitting the ceiling was my goal as a teenager, but I never achieved it. And then my first apartment held vaulted ceilings 11 feet from the floor, so not a chance I could hit it. During Covid, I had a shooting contest with a guy with whom I had been emailing back and forth for a few years. I won by an inch or two, but neither of us could shoot much further than about a foot. toadfish327, Daniel Jones, 6INCHES74 and 3 others 6
Wookieboy Posted October 16, 2025 Report Posted October 16, 2025 I typically shoot about 2 - 2 1/ feet, but remember shooting further when I was 18. I just know everyone who has sen it was surpprised given the length of my penis. 6INCHES74, leisure, Franc181 and 2 others 4 1
Franc181 Posted June 28 Report Posted June 28 I just turned 64 last May. I still hit my chest and sometimes my face depending on how aroused I am. Standing I usually can do about 3 or 4 ropes at 2 feet and the rest is just a small amount and dribble. Tsoren, bc_cpl, A-RB and 5 others 4 3 1
JustGuy Posted July 1 Report Posted July 1 Usually I use my foreskin to stop the shot od angle my peen so that its aiming at my chest at most, but if I dont do that I can hit a fair bit behind my head. Never measured lol but I remember having to go wash my hair a few times after jerking lol. When standing its also similar how it shoots fairly far, like 2-3 feet I think bc_cpl, 6INCHES74, toadfish327 and 2 others 4 1
rd11 Posted July 1 Report Posted July 1 I'd estimate the furthest was probably a bit over a foot. Maybe. That would have been in fairly recent history. It was not a normal thing--it had to be a good masturbation session for it to happen. I wonder how far I could have ejaculated when I was young. But back then, I always caught my ejaculate as it was coming out (usually in my hand). A-RB and 6INCHES74 2
rd11 Posted July 1 Report Posted July 1 (edited) This thread has given me an idea for a summer vacation. I could go to a state border and masturbate. Just so I could say: "I ejaculated so far it went into the next state!" Edited July 1 by rd11 Tsoren, canuck45, Appreciater and 6 others 1 8
bc_cpl Posted July 1 Report Posted July 1 I cum pretty forcefully, and the volume is pretty large - anywhere from 2 to 4 feet. Always been this way, for some reason. From the gallery here: https://www.measurection.com/forum/index.php?/gallery/image/9506--/&context=new Tsoren and 6INCHES74 1 1
Tsoren Posted July 1 Report Posted July 1 2 hours ago, rd11 said: "I ejaculated so far it went into the next state!" Go to The Four Corners, then you would really have something to brag about. “Hey, my orgasm was so powerful, I shot a load across three different states.” rd11, meowmeow, A-RB and 3 others 2 4
NuderThanNude Posted July 1 Report Posted July 1 I loved the feeling of putting larger and larger objects down my urethra so I removed the restriction near the tip that caused the 'nozzle' effect and traded object size for ejaculation distance. I do have the lasting memory of long strings of semen flowing through the air.
Appreciater Posted July 1 Report Posted July 1 15 minutes ago, NuderThanNude said: I loved the feeling of putting larger and larger objects down my urethra so I removed the restriction near the tip that caused the 'nozzle' effect and traded object size for ejaculation distance. I do have the lasting memory of long strings of semen flowing through the air. ... True it is. ... Just as a water hose, distance depends on two things...the amount of pressure and the size of the outlet opening. ... 👍
Cotta Posted July 12 Report Posted July 12 Look at the pic attached and look at the marks on the white t shirt and the cushion behind me. littledog85, grandstand, toadfish327 and 6 others 6 2 1
Barein10tions Posted July 13 Report Posted July 13 In my hay day i could shoot over my head lying down, not always the case. Sometimes my face got in the way. Yes it does burn the eyes. Franc181, Tsoren, 6INCHES74 and 2 others 4 1
littledog85 Posted July 13 Report Posted July 13 3 hours ago, Cotta said: Look at the pic attached and look at the marks on the white t shirt and the cushion behind me. I have so many questions. That is amazing. how many days or hours did it take for you to be able to build up to shoot that far? how long with this jerk off session to shoot that far. teach us how to shoot this far please A-RB and 6INCHES74 2
Vinnig Posted July 13 Report Posted July 13 @ cotta My best friend did the same thing the first time he visited me after fifteen years of being away. 6INCHES74 and A-RB 1 1
I Didnt Grow Much Posted July 13 Report Posted July 13 Just as a teen, almost 5 feet, but that was squeezing my penis just right as I shot, making the diameter of my urethra much smaller, but doing distances that way can only occasionally be recreated by chance. Without squeezing, 3 feet, 3 1/2. I had my dick held so tight by one of my best friends, while trying to re-create the distance, that nothing came out, and later I found out it was called retrograde ejaculation, where the ejaculate instead of going forward went into my bladder, and it felt really weird, but didn’t hurt. Only a little dribble came out my urethra. Later I showed them my urine was really cloudy, and I was worried, but nothing came of it. That was never tried again. 6INCHES74, Foursquared, A-RB and 1 other 4
Appreciater Posted July 13 Report Posted July 13 14 minutes ago, Vinnig said: @ cotta My best friend did the same thing the first time he visited me after fifteen years of being away. .... "Are you trying to put out a fire.... Or just happy to see me.?" ... 😄👍 A-RB, bc_cpl, Vinnig and 2 others 5
mrwhite Posted July 13 Report Posted July 13 Always been an oozer. My initial pulse cums out with the most force, but at most it only goes an inch or so. Those really good orgasms, the strength of the pluses feels like I should be be putting holes in the walls. Instead, look down it's one puddle. Franc181, Foursquared, Runningdad and 2 others 5
Runningdad Posted July 13 Report Posted July 13 1 hour ago, mrwhite said: Always been an oozer. My initial pulse cums out with the most force, but at most it only goes an inch or so. Those really good orgasms, the strength of the pluses feels like I should be be putting holes in the walls. Instead, look down it's one puddle. Sometimes I wish I was like that. I cannot just sit down and jerk off without making an enormous mess. On the other hand it can be a joy to watch your own cum fly in every direction Foursquared, Franc181, Vinnig and 3 others 5 1
Franc181 Posted July 13 Report Posted July 13 I just turned 64 and still shoot ropes of cum to my face. Mainly when I'm really horny or have edged. Usually on a good day about 3 to 5 ropes then some to my pebic area and then dribble. I attribute it all on Kegel excersizes. If you have access to my gallery I have a video of my cum shots. I don't mind sharing in messages either. Restoredude, Cotta, Runningdad and 8 others 8 2 1
Cotta Posted July 13 Report Posted July 13 19 hours ago, littledog85 said: I have so many questions. That is amazing. how many days or hours did it take for you to be able to build up to shoot that far? Almost certainly no more than two or three a I mostly cum at least once a day. how long with this jerk off session to shoot that far. I was edging for over an hour. teach us how to shoot this far please not sure I can teach you but we could have some fun talking about it by DM or even cam fun one day.
bc_cpl Posted July 13 Report Posted July 13 2 hours ago, Franc181 said: If you have access to my gallery I have a video of my cum shots. I don't mind sharing in messages either. Can confirm Franc is telling the truth! 🔥 I've got a few in the gallery that show how far and how much I cum as well, and I'm also happy to share in DMs. Franc181, grandstand, A-RB and 2 others 3 1 1
A-RB Posted July 14 Report Posted July 14 On 6/28/2026 at 1:36 AM, Franc181 said: I just turned 64 last May. I still hit my chest and sometimes my face depending on how aroused I am. Standing I usually can do about 3 or 4 ropes at 2 feet and the rest is just a small amount and dribble. Wow 🤭 Franc181 and Vinnig 1 1
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