Our first toy

[meowmeow]

Would it be fair to say our penis was our first toy and that we haven't grown out of it? 

[Appreciater]

This is the absolute truth to me.!! ..😄👍

[JasonBeam]

On 6/17/2026 at 3:25 PM, meowmeow said:

Would it be fair to say our penis was our first toy and that we haven't grown out of it? 

This reminds me of a joke told by George Burns, he said "When I was a kid we were so poor that if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with"

[meowmeow]

21 hours ago, JasonBeam said:

This reminds me of a joke told by George Burns, he said "When I was a kid we were so poor that if I hadn't been a boy I wouldn't have had anything to play with"

This coming from a guy who literally played God. It adds an extra layer of credibility.

[Barein10tions]

My first toy was a Christmas gift that me and my sister both got one each They were battery powered pens that had a motor and a weight on the end so as the motor would spin the lead weight would make it vibrate and make cool patterns on paper with. I had the pen for a couple years before I would discover a new use for it. It was in all ways my first vibrator. and it was great, burned through batteries like a son of a gun but we had plenty. That pen would give me hours of joy and it was so quiet. I would place it under the helmet and down to my balls and then back up. Although at that age they were dry orgasms. I would start using it again a few years later when I started ejaculating. As the usage went up I found myself doing extra choirs for money for fresh batteries every week, I can only imagine my older sister had      the same discovery as I had with hers