What's the weirdest thing you ever put your dick in? (No persons included)

[Franc181]

I will start. When I was younger, these toys were sold everywhere. I descreetly bought mine at a local conveinience store. Loved lubing it up and wrapping a hand towel around it so it wouldnt get away! Used it as a simulated Fleshlight , even before it was a thing. Water wigglers/snakes. Comes in many sizes , even finger size like mine!

Edited Wednesday at 04:30 AM by Franc181

[JasonBeam]

Interesting question, I will admit that I pulled the attachment off the end of the vacuum cleaner and put the hose on my dick, it was an odd sensation, but it wasn't really enjoyable. I was young, and I had heard of the phrase of sucking on someone's dick and I thought I would try it.

[Franc181]

34 minutes ago, JasonBeam said:

Interesting question, I will admit that I pulled the attachment off the end of the vacuum cleaner and put the hose on my dick, it was an odd sensation, but it wasn't really enjoyable. I was young, and I had heard of the phrase of sucking on someone's dick and I thought I would try it.

I tried that too! I was so scared my dick would get sucked off. lol

 

[Aaron77]

Never heard of Jelly Wigglers, but their use seems obvious!

[I Didnt Grow Much]

So, did your dick end up being dyed the color of the wiggler?

I was grossed out by the idea of having ejaculate sucked into the vacuum and starting to smell, but some old Hoover vacuums had a reverse switch, so my buds and I tried that and enjoyed it. No way to compare it to vacuum section since I never tried it.

Here are other things my best friends and I tried:

Jacuzzi jet - amazing

A tiny bit of vegetable oil and a Ziploc bag - not bad

Chinese finger puzzle - not painful and just OK, not for masturbating

Leftover Jello Mold after picnic - definite beat off material, at least as a junior high student

Lamb’s mouth - neither Rick nor I tried it, but his cousin did. Claimed it was “the beat”

Some really soft foam oiled up. I got chafed  too quickly, Dean liked it, and Rick didn’t care either way.

Really soft, wet mud in an old shoebox - the three of us at one time - felt great and it was cool - 3 friends, 3 loads

I definitely recommend the Jacuzzi jet, Jell-O, and mud. As kids we didn’t think about it, but as adults I would make sure it’s your own Jacuzzi, or one of your best friends’ Jacuzzis.

[NuderThanNude]

I made a female mold of my penis once. I filled a plastic jar about twice the diameter of my penis with 2 part polyester body filler (for auto repair) and pushed my penis into it while I was fully erect and the filler was soft. It took only a couple minutes to harden but those couple minutes were like hell because the filler material heats up as it cures. I gritted my teeth and beared it because I didn't want to loose the mold after experiencing that. I ended up with a artificial vagina that was the perfect size and shape of my penis. It lasted a couple years and then I got rid of it before someone found it.

[JasonBeam]

40 minutes ago, NuderThanNude said:

I made a female mold of my penis once. I filled a plastic jar about twice the diameter of my penis with 2 part polyester body filler (for auto repair) and pushed my penis into it while I was fully erect and the filler was soft. It took only a couple minutes to harden but those couple minutes were like hell because the filler material heats up as it cures. I gritted my teeth and beared it because I didn't want to loose the mold after experiencing that. I ended up with a artificial vagina that was the perfect size and shape of my penis. It lasted a couple years and then I got rid of it before someone found it.

That reminds me, there was a famous "groupie" who made multiple molds of famous rock stars penises, and I think some of them are considered art works today. I'm pretty sure you can buy kits to create a mold of your own penis. I would like to look into that, seems like a fun thing to do . . . 

Edited Wednesday at 12:24 PM by JasonBeam
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[bc_cpl]

3 minutes ago, JasonBeam said:

That reminds me, there was a famous "groupie" who made multiple molds of famous rock stars, and I think some of them are considered art works today. I'm pretty sure you can buy kits to create a mold your own penis. I would like to look into that, seems like a fun thing to do . . . 

I remember being fascinated by this when I first saw articles about her. I'm an exhibitionist, so the thought that if I were a famous musician I could have my junk displayed to the world forever was a turn on. I'm assuming the artists she cast had a similar bent?

Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Plaster_Caster#:~:text=Cynthia Plaster Caster%2C,erect penises.

Kinsey institute Insta Page, with some pics - they're displaying the collection publicly, apparently:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cum00IVNGFq/?img_index=1&igsh=cmczNXB2bWdtMzhx

 

[SloStroker]

2 hours ago, bc_cpl said:

I remember being fascinated by this when I first saw articles about her. I'm an exhibitionist, so the thought that if I were a famous musician I could have my junk displayed to the world forever was a turn on. I'm assuming the artists she cast had a similar bent?

Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cynthia_Plaster_Caster#:~:text=Cynthia Plaster Caster%2C,erect penises.

Kinsey institute Insta Page, with some pics - they're displaying the collection publicly, apparently:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cum00IVNGFq/?img_index=1&igsh=cmczNXB2bWdtMzhx

 

Damn...Jimi had a fat one!

[Appreciater]

4 minutes ago, SloStroker said:

Damn...Jimi had a fat one!

... While he was himself a fairly slim average dude.  ... One never knows what lurks in the pants of men.  😄👍

...

[SloStroker]

2 minutes ago, Appreciater said:

One never knows what lurks in the pants of men.  😄👍

Every truly big cock I've ever seen in person was on a short skinny guy. Probably because they have no fat pad to hide it. The biggest I've ever personally handled was 9" on a 5'8" Italian guy. It was so big there really wan't much I could do with it. I couldn't get much more than the head in my mouth. It took two hands to jack him off. And there was NO WAY that was going in my ass. NONE!

He said he'd never been deep throated and never been balls deep in a man or woman. He also said he had to find pants that were baggy in the crotch area is it was uncomfortable if they were too tight and the outline of his cock was very noticeable. Something he said, as a business man, wasn't the image he wanted to portray. 

[Appreciater]

....

I have put my dick in a lot of strange places and things in my life.  Lol. ...  

I would say that out of all of them, the one inanimate object that was the most unusual regularly used that I enjoyed many times as a young teen... Was a Tree ... out on the edge of an open field on a sloping hill with a view two miles around the countryside. 

When I happen to be out alone, it was one of my fun places to strip off and have some good times.

That tree had a knothole in it the perfect height, the perfect depth, the perfect diameter.  And with my repeated full breeding, worked into a great feel.  It became a "well-polished"  fine piece of wood.  Lol

[JasonBeam]

1 hour ago, SloStroker said:

Damn...Jimi had a fat one!

Jimi was apparently "larger than life" in several areas ... 

[SloStroker]

19 minutes ago, JasonBeam said:

Jimi was apparently "larger than life" in several areas ... 

And everyone thought his guitar playing got him all the women.

[Franc181]

13 hours ago, I Didnt Grow Much said:

So, did your dick end up being dyed the color of the wiggler?

I was grossed out by the idea of having ejaculate sucked into the vacuum and starting to smell, but some old Hoover vacuums had a reverse switch, so my buds and I tried that and enjoyed it. No way to compare it to vacuum section since I never tried it.

Here are other things my best friends and I tried:

Jacuzzi jet - amazing

A tiny bit of vegetable oil and a Ziploc bag - not bad

Chinese finger puzzle - not painful and just OK, not for masturbating

Leftover Jello Mold after picnic - definite beat off material, at least as a junior high student

Lamb’s mouth - neither Rick nor I tried it, but his cousin did. Claimed it was “the beat”

Some really soft foam oiled up. I got chafed  too quickly, Dean liked it, and Rick didn’t care either way.

Really soft, wet mud in an old shoebox - the three of us at one time - felt great and it was cool - 3 friends, 3 loads

I definitely recommend the Jacuzzi jet, Jell-O, and mud. As kids we didn’t think about it, but as adults I would make sure it’s your own Jacuzzi, or one of your best friends’ Jacuzzis.

I have done the Jacuzzi jet! Its great! and a shower pic/ hand held shower head on a hose. love the feeling of that light feeling of a hundred little tongues or fingers tickling my dick, balls and ass.

[Franc181]

14 hours ago, I Didnt Grow Much said:

So, did your dick end up being dyed the color of the wiggler?

I was grossed out by the idea of having ejaculate sucked into the vacuum and starting to smell, but some old Hoover vacuums had a reverse switch, so my buds and I tried that and enjoyed it. No way to compare it to vacuum section since I never tried it.

Here are other things my best friends and I tried:

Jacuzzi jet - amazing

A tiny bit of vegetable oil and a Ziploc bag - not bad

Chinese finger puzzle - not painful and just OK, not for masturbating

Leftover Jello Mold after picnic - definite beat off material, at least as a junior high student

Lamb’s mouth - neither Rick nor I tried it, but his cousin did. Claimed it was “the beat”

Some really soft foam oiled up. I got chafed  too quickly, Dean liked it, and Rick didn’t care either way.

Really soft, wet mud in an old shoebox - the three of us at one time - felt great and it was cool - 3 friends, 3 loads

I definitely recommend the Jacuzzi jet, Jell-O, and mud. As kids we didn’t think about it, but as adults I would make sure it’s your own Jacuzzi, or one of your best friends’ Jacuzzis.

I love that you did alot of kinda kinky stuff but even better with friends!!!

[Barein10tions]

16 hours ago, Franc181 said:

I will start. When I was younger, these toys were sold everywhere. I descreetly bought mine at a local conveinience store. Loved lubing it up and wrapping a hand towel around it so it wouldnt get away! Used it as a simulated Fleshlight , even before it was a thing. Water wigglers/snakes. Comes in many sizes , even finger size like mine!

Yup, I had several of these. Used to stick it between mattresses and go to town lol

[JasonBeam]

2 minutes ago, Barein10tions said:

Yup, I had several of these. Used to stick it between mattresses and go to town lol

Never underestimate the creativity of a horny kid . . . . 

[Barein10tions]

First one that comes to mind is a Pringles can with a hole cut in bottom and filled with my dad's shaving cream. God that shit felt so good plus it kept my skin so soft, no chafing at all. Of course it took a lot of shaving cream. But there seemed an endless supply around the house. Sure beat the hell out of an old sock.

[Barein10tions]

6 hours ago, JasonBeam said:

Never underestimate the creativity of a horny kid . . . . 

Ask me how many DIY dick pumps I made as a kid, ya know what nevermind. Couldn't tell ya, too many. I was like the MacGyver of getting off. I have 45 mins to masterbate and cum at home before my parents come home Full workshop in basement, tools scraps of anything. Old blood pressure cuff from grandpa, acrylic tube found in old aquarium stuffs plus  airpumps and hoses. Piece of hose frome spare car stuff for gasket, check valve from box of plumbing supplies. WD40 for lube. . . OK maybe not that, Diddy lube from bathroom. 15 minute build time gives me 20 mins to get off. Success, cig break with Aunt Patty and Zelma (IYKYK).

[Appreciater]

On 7/8/2026 at 7:43 AM, NuderThanNude said:

I made a female mold of my penis once. I filled a plastic jar about twice the diameter of my penis with 2 part polyester body filler (for auto repair) and pushed my penis into it while I was fully erect and the filler was soft. It took only a couple minutes to harden but those couple minutes were like hell because the filler material heats up as it cures. I gritted my teeth and beared it because I didn't want to loose the mold after experiencing that. I ended up with a artificial vagina that was the perfect size and shape of my penis. It lasted a couple years and then I got rid of it before someone found it.

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It is definite that a kid who is horny at a young age, will figure out all sorts of ways of satisfying their sexual urges and needs. 

This is one reason I find it surprising that some can't understand why the neighbor girl and I were fucking at 9 years old. 

When I was a kid, and I guess well up afterwards, it was pretty much "If it feels good.. do it".

The ingenuity for feeling good with your sex can be pretty inventive when you're wanting it to feel good.

[NuderThanNude]

1 minute ago, Appreciater said:

This is one reason I find it surprising that some can't understand why the neighbor girl and I were fucking at 9 years old. 

That would have been one of my greatest wishes in life to have sex with youngster bodies. Puberty changed everything. For the worse in my view.

[Tsoren]

When I first saw this topic, I read it as “What is the weirdest thing you ever put IN your dick?”  And there was no way I was ever going to read those posts.  Then I caught on to what it really said.

For me, it was a Sockem Bopper.  They were inflatable toys that kids could squeeze their hands into, and then proceed to beat the s$$t out of each other.  I saw them being played with by kids at a friend’s house and being the aspiring engineering student I was, I saw another, far better use for them.  
 

I bought a set, filled one with shaving cream, and went to town.  Dang, did that ever feel good.  I ravaged those poor things.  Later, due to lawsuits, they changed the name to Soccer Boppers.

They came out in the early seventies, and were in the top ten of toys sold.  I know why, too.  

[Appreciater]

4 minutes ago, Tsoren said:

When I first saw this topic, I read it as “What is the weirdest thing you ever put IN your dick?”  And there was no way I was ever going to read those posts.  Then I caught on to what it really said.

For me, it was a Sockem Bopper.  They were inflatable toys that kids could squeeze their hands into, and then proceed to beat the s$$t out of each other.  I saw them being played with by kids at a friend’s house and being the aspiring engineering student I was, I saw another, far better use for them.  
 

I bought a set, filled one with shaving cream, and went to town.  Dang, did that ever feel good.  I ravaged those poor things.  Later, due to lawsuits, they changed the name to Soccer Boppers.

They came out in the early seventies, and were in the top ten of toys sold.  I know why, too.  

...

... @Tsoren...  Lol...  When it comes to sex, kids are a lot more resourceful than anyone wants to give them credit for being. ....😄👍

[6INCHES66]

12 minutes ago, Tsoren said:

When I first saw this topic, I read it as “What is the weirdest thing you ever put IN your dick?”  And there was no way I was ever going to read those posts.  Then I caught on to what it really said.

For me, it was a Sockem Bopper.  They were inflatable toys that kids could squeeze their hands into, and then proceed to beat the s$$t out of each other.  I saw them being played with by kids at a friend’s house and being the aspiring engineering student I was, I saw another, far better use for them.  
 

I bought a set, filled one with shaving cream, and went to town.  Dang, did that ever feel good.  I ravaged those poor things.  Later, due to lawsuits, they changed the name to Soccer Boppers.

They came out in the early seventies, and were in the top ten of toys sold.  I know why, too.  

Just watched the commercial for that toy. Never saw them back in the day.