Fallout Posted February 5, 2006 Report Share Posted February 5, 2006 The only time I'll even think about sitting to urinate is if I'm really, really tired and I can't see straight. In that situation, I know I won't make it into the toilet, so I sit down and do my business. Otherwise, I stand and pee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Posted January 2, 2009 Report Share Posted January 2, 2009 Here's another view on the toilet seat issue and some cartoons courtesy of my friend "PA": It does not matter' date=' really, whether the lid is left up or down.... the issue is that men fall in ONE TIME and Women OFTEN DO. Sorry... I only had to fall in the thing one time, as a kid, to learn the life long lesson that YOU CAN'T KNOW THE LAST PERSON LEFT IT DOWN. Why it seems impossible for women to learn that simple lesson, despite repeated dunkings is beyond me. The whole crux of this being infamous as a Man/Woman issue is the simple fact that women don't check first to make sure they don't sit on a piss splattered rim. Instead of taking responsibility for their OWN ass... they instead pitch a fit about how EVERY OTHER PERSON has to accommodate their needs and "Pre-set" the toilet for their use. They "claim" it's an issue of consideration for others... but, really, since 3/4s of the time men need to LIFT the seat and then put it back down, it sure as hell isn't considerate of our needs or use. The final analysis is the difference in perspective. Women want everyone to do for others ( laudable) and especially to watch out for THEM. And they reserve the right to castigate men for NOT doing as they dictate. Men think that would be nice if everyone did for others, but that to RELY on them doing so to keep your own ass out of the ick is irresponsible and bound to fail. No man has ever yelled at a woman for leaving it up or down, because men take responsibility for their own ass. It's an issue so common that its been the fodder of comedians for generations... and is the subject of t-shirts and marriage counseling book chapters. to wit: http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/a...SeatsRoyal.jpg Plumbing Cartoons by T. McCracken http://www.pioneer.net/~mchumor/00images/7855_prenup_cartoon.gif http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/j...ToiletSeat.jpg http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart...s/jkon505l.jpg http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscart...s/cgan823l.jpg [/quote'] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billinny Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 :laugh: Gotta say, usually stand at a urinal myself, but will admit that sometimes when I go into a john and there's a guy sittin', with a space in the stall door, it's a turn-on to see! Could possibly be because once I was in such a non-locking stall, and got looked at, and I couldn't do anything about it! :shrug: One of those slit-seats common to men's room, and holdin' it down as I might, it got hard! Anyway. do it however it works! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matteh Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 I really enjoy my time in the bathroom pissing. If I'm in no rush I often sit to pee. The major reason I do this is for comfort, since I always feel an awful draft when I stand (old house). It's just relaxing to sit. I don't give a shit if it seems feminine. I can piss however I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinky Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 At home I sit to pee just so I don't pee down my leg or where ever my foreskin puts the spray! especially the seat. When I stand at the urinal in public restrooms to show off my tiny penis, I pull the foreskin back slowly and let fly with a well directed stream of pee, standing far enough for all interested to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odaijini Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 I never even gave it a thought before, but I always stand, no matter how much work it is. I honestly am intrigued and think I may try sitting just to see if it is easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larzz Posted January 5, 2009 Report Share Posted January 5, 2009 When using a public bathroom, I stand at the urinal. When I'm home I usually sit. Yesterday I remember why I almost always sit. I was in a hurry and just flopped it out and peed. I felt a little dampness on my legs - must have been the pee hitting the water and splashing on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoughPoint Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Stand Back! :rolling: :wiggle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Stand Back! :rolling: :wiggle: Hey RP! :omgsmilie: When I first read that comment, I thought you were issuing a warning, just prior to giving us a roaring, Niagara-like demo!! :roflmao: Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JTT Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I usually stand to pee. However at home, I will sit in the middle of the night, or when I first wake up in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pineapples Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 (edited) i always stand to pee , get to practice my aim lol Edited January 7, 2009 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnig Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 I don't know how I missed this topic when it first appeared, but I was immediately reminded of the story about the creation of Adam and Eve. When the Creator was almost finished, he said, "I have a body part that will allow one of you to stand to pee." Adam became excited, saying, "Give me, give me, give me, please." So, the Creator gave him the part. Adam was all excited and went off to pee on a tree. Then, the Creator looked in his bag of goodies and said to Eve, "Well, I guess this one is for you. it's called multiple orgasms." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinnig Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 If we weren't supposed to stand to pee, why do men's underwear and pants have a fly? Customer in restaurant: "Waiter; there's a fly in my soup." Waiter: "Yes, sir; our cook used to be a tailor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riftalope Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 I've always liked the stronger piss shiver from standing. And as a nudist like letting it fly with my hands on my hips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Stand Back! :rolling: :wiggle: stand back? the sign on the urinal said stand closer it's not as big as you think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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