RodEnuf 1,198 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Yes, there is now a Danish kids' show about a man and his extra-long penis The show is intended for kids 4-8. By Allison Slater Tate - TODAY Parents If you thought children's television could not get weirder, Denmark has upped the ante. Danish public television network DR — Denmark's equivalent to PBS — has debuted a new animated children's television program, "John Dillermand," featuring a hapless Everyman with an extra-long penis that he uses, Inspector Gadget-style, to help him in his daily adventures. "Diller" is, in fact, the Danish word for penis, so yes, the emphasis on the male sex organ is deliberate, though its purpose in the show is definitively asexual. According to The Guardian, the show is intended for children ages 4-8 and was made claymation style in 5-minute episodes. In the series, John Dillermand is an adult man with a handlebar mustache who seems to be wearing an old-fashioned red and white striped bathing suit and cannot control his extraordinary penis. Throughout different storylines, John tries to do ordinary, everyday things, sometimes using his penis to help him (steal ice cream from children, raise the Danish flag up a flagpole, rescue a runaway baby buggy before it can roll into oncoming traffic). More often, he finds his penis just causes chaos. Critics of the show cite what example producers are setting by featuring, literally, a man who cannot control his penis. The Guardian reported DR's response to criticism was "it could just as easily have made a programme 'about a woman with no control over her vagina' and that the most important thing was that children enjoyed John Dillermand." American parenting and child development expert Dr. Deborah Gilboa told TODAY Parents she agrees with critics of the show. "Children's television has a unique opportunity — and therefore responsibility — to shape the thinking of a generation about who they can be and what they can accomplish," Gilboa said. "This is, at best, a wasted opportunity. It is, for the majority of kids who will see it, a confusing, unnecessarily sexualizing message about boy bodies. Even worse, for a percentage of kids this will speed their genital exploration ahead of their cognitive development in ways that can be damaging." wayless and canuck45 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
canuck45 2,014 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Quote "Even worse, for a percentage of kids this will speed their genital exploration ahead of their cognitive development in ways that can be damaging." A GP playing psychologist? Maybe for a greater percentage this will speed their genital exploration and they will be normal, open, well adjusted children, growing into normal, well adjusted, accepting adults. (Just playing amateur psychologist) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
canuck45 2,014 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 (edited) 13 hours ago, RodEnuf said: American parenting and child development expert Dr. Deborah Gilboa told TODAY Parents she agrees with critics of the show. "Children's television has a unique opportunity — and therefore responsibility — to shape the thinking of a generation about who they can be and what they can accomplish," Gilboa said. "This is, at best, a wasted opportunity. It is, for the majority of kids who will see it, a confusing, unnecessarily sexualizing message about boy bodies. Even worse, for a percentage of kids this will speed their genital exploration ahead of their cognitive development in ways that can be damaging." Oh please, not another expert (GP) projecting her biases on the world. Probably a friend of the psychologist that said Mickey Mouse, Popeye, Road Runner were damaging. OMG Dr Suess, Hop on Pop....sounds like its encouraging violence towards men. Edited January 13 by canuck45 old n hard 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nillywilly 513 Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Sesame Street has the Cookie Monster. Danish TV has the Cock Monster. Restoredude and Vinnig 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vinnig 407 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 On 1/13/2021 at 6:21 PM, Nillywilly said: Sesame Street has the Cookie Monster. Danish TV has the Cock Monster. I'm still trying to sort out Teletubbies—those brightly-colored creatures with tellies in their tummies and strangely shaped antennae on their heads. In addition, there are the "voice trumpets" that rise out of the ground; they resemble a cross between antique "candlestick" telephones and periscopes. The psychedelic setting also includes an anthropomorphic blue vacuum cleaner (the "noo-noo"), a "sun-baby", and rabbits the size of Buicks. Whoever came up with that series was smoking some weird stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nillywilly 513 Posted January 19 Report Share Posted January 19 (edited) @Vinnig In some circles “Teletubbies” was regarded as the work of the devil. Edited January 19 by Nillywilly Spelling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
canuck45 2,014 Posted January 20 Report Share Posted January 20 On 1/19/2021 at 4:37 AM, Nillywilly said: @Vinnig In some circles “Teletubbies” was regarded as the work of the devil. Along with purple dinosaurs... Nillywilly and Vinnig 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RodEnuf 1,198 Posted January 21 Author Report Share Posted January 21 I hated that damned purple dinosaur. Or, more specifically, I hated his song. Alan G Vinnig 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
canuck45 2,014 Posted January 21 Report Share Posted January 21 22 minutes ago, RodEnuf said: I hated that damned purple dinosaur. Or, more specifically, I hated his song. Alan G Dino.....oh that other purple dinosaur..... Vinnig 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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