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  1. 7 points
    pokerpro831

    Embarrassing erection stories

    I saw a post on Reddit that made me remember this. Not sure if anyone else has had an embarrassing erection in public that they care to share but here is mine: Middle of lunch in the college cafeteria. I get a little excited. It was 37 years ago. So not sure why. Now ex-wife decides it is time to leave. I try to stall. She won't hear of it. I get up from the table and am immediately greeted by chuckling and pointing from a couple of other students. I guess it was both good and bad as i look back. While it was embarrassing it was also visible enough that people noticed despite my small size. If anyone has a story to share feel free.
  2. 7 points
    Went fishing this afternoon with my son and grandson off our pontoon. Not catching anything. Hot. No wind. Decided to go skinny dipping. My son and grandson were naked in seconds. They often skinny dip together in their pool. Was quite nice seeing them naked. My son appeared to be very similar to me. In the heat we wer both hanging about 5” I’d guess. Surprisingly my 13 year old grandson was a good 4” and I’d bet 4” around. The water had an impact though My son and I were nearly identical in size after getting out but my grandson just had a nub. Both of their scrotums tightened up but I maintained my hanging old man balls. A lovely experience had by all. Hopefully, next week something similar will happen with Mary’s son and grandsons
  3. 7 points
    TinyJock

    Comparison with son and grandson

    My son is almost almost exactly the same size as me. Soft, we're both super tiny, with the head barely poking out of our pubic hair. He's not quite as tall (maybe 6' t my 6'3") and not as physically well-developed: more of a swimmer's body. He's also not into sports like I was. More into the "arts". That's okay; told him he didn't have to try to be like me. He's very popular with girls; he has his father's looks! However, he has a lot of gay friends, too.
  4. 6 points
    old n hard

    Embarrassing erection stories

    Riding the school bus over bumpy rural roads gave me one every day. I carried books home even when I didn't need them for homework just so I'd have them to hold in front of me when I got off the bus at school.
  5. 5 points
    Somewhat along those lines, but not maybe an "embarrassment" story. In college, after finishing a shower, I came out into the living room in my blue terrycloth robe, My roommate had a bunch of other students in, both boys and girls. I intended to go back into the bedroom and change into clothes, but things got interesting and I forgot. Eventually I began roughhousing on the floor with a cute girl. Only after a minute or so did I realize my robe had parted and I had a roaring hard-on -- all four inches! As soon as I became aware of it, I pulled my robe shut. My roommate later told me everyone got a good look! Since I was a strapping 6'3" and a football player, it must have been a big surprise to them. Or, should I say, a small surprise! I remember feeling somewhat embarrassed at the time, but even more turned on!
  6. 5 points
    IndyBanker1946

    Pussy Size

    I’m sure that anyone sho has read my posts about my late wife knows that she had a cavernous pussy, which I loved. The lack of friction allowed me to fuck her for long periods without cumming. I’ve said it before and I will say it again... there is no bad pussy size! In fact I guess I prefer a little sloppy to a little snug. Don’t tell my current lady friend though. I’ve got her convinced her tight pussy is the best I’ve ever had.
  7. 5 points
    DThomas

    Small Penis Envy

    I guess I technically count as "hung" when erect, but I like smaller penises. I don't know if envy is the best word, but I do enjoy the aesthetics of a smaller size and do believe it enhances the attractiveness of a man when I view them on a whole. I do not get that same sentiment with larger or averaged-sized penises. At times I do wish I was slightly less thick given my sexual experiences. I have caused pain more than I would like to admit and it is far from sexy. But I will admit that I am far from a good sexual romp, so I could take sometime to improve that aspect of myself haha.
  8. 5 points
    DThomas

    Embarrassing erection stories

    Too many stories to count, because as I think I said on here, my penis has a mind of its own. I think the two most embarrassing ones I had were in college and when I went to a nude beach, namely because they still make me cringe. The college one was similar to yours. I was working on a project with my partner during dinner time in the cafeteria and made the poor choice of wearing sweatpants w/ boxers. I needed to head over to the library to direct a study session so I decided to do tuck my erection behind my waistband after my partner left, but the loose grip of my underwear did not hold my erection well so en route to leaving, a girl I knew from the dorms and her friend came in and saw my erection slowly drooping downwards in my sweats. They did not say anything to me in the face, but I heard them comment and giggle about it when I left. Mortified isn't the word. I could barely concentrate when directing the study group. The nude beach one was embarrassing since it was my first time. The minute I disrobed I got an erection and spent almost a half-hour waiting for it to go away. Ironically it was the least embarrassing of the two since I was more comfortable with sex at this time, but still cringe worthy since this was the first time I was in an environment where such a thing was not considered shameful.
  9. 5 points
    TinyJock

    Small penis love.

    I don't wish my cock was smaller. I think it's the perfect size: hard 4" x 4"; soft 1.5" x 3". Any smaller and I would be too small for sex. However, something about what you said really struck a chord with me. Ive been trying to express it for a long time, but never knew quite how to say it. My brother and I hit puberty about the same time (he's 18 mos older). His cock is a lot bigger and he really teased me about how small mine was for awhile. Although I'm better-looking and much more athletic, that did make me look up to him regarding his having a bigger cock after that. It was a tacit but conscious thing between us. We probably spent more time naked around each other than was necessary, just to display our "cock hierarchy". For some reason, I enjoyed that my dick was so much smaller than his. It was our secret. I have had the same sort of feeling with many friends over the years. Also, have always gotten off with people knowing how small I'm hung. It's really hot when they see me with my gorgeous wife and know what I'm packing.
  10. 5 points
    RodEnuf

    Balls

    And I'm sure the women who have made thoughtful contributions here would be delighted to stick around so they can be called "chicks" by you.
  11. 5 points
    Triasco9.5

    Young/Teen penis size development

    I suppose that makes me one of the exceptions to the general rule everyone else seems to have observed. Looking at baby pictures of myself, my testicles and genitals were much darker than the rest of my body (I had very red-toned skin as well), but eventually the color evened out. More to the point of this thread, my genitals didn't seem to be overly large when I was born, nor do I recall them being overly large until I was 10 or 11. I suspect that I began puberty early, because even my own mother was surprised at how large penis seemed to be becoming, and took me to the doctor to ask questions. Funny enough, the doctor confirmed that I was "extra healthy" down there, but nothing much seem to come of it. I'm sure there are any number of reasons why this could be the case. Ah well.
  12. 5 points
    scurrilous

    Nude with in laws

    I have actually. My wife is from Bulgaria and on a long stay there to visit her family when we were engaged we went to a mineral bath. She told me a little about it before hand and slipped in that I would have to be nude at the bath, but separated by sex. In the European way she was confused why I was concerned about this. When we went to strip out of our clothes I was just in the look forward and don't think about it mode. I could see in my peripheral vision my father-in-laws hairy chest and belly but just kept looking anywhere else. I thought we would just go right into a bath and I would be covered but that's not what it is. First you go into a shower room. And in there of course I found a bunch of guys with dicks much bigger than me but I try not to think about it too much. The only persons opinion I'm concerned about is my fiance's little brother who was 17 I think at that time. I was just concerned what he would say to other people I guess. Midway through the shower though my father-in-law slaps me on the side and points between all our crotches and says something in his broken english (I'm not sure what). But I look down and see that he and his son are just as poorly endowed as me, with stubby small penises. I smiled and laughed since they were both chucking. It actually helped to break the ice I guess and I felt more relaxed after. Which is a surprise since I had lived the embarrassing nightmare of having someone point directly at your dick, call it small, and laugh.
  13. 4 points
    RodEnuf

    Comparison with son and grandson

    Why would anyone assume that all or even most guys' penis size all come from a particular side of the family. Have you never seen brothers that have different hair colors? My brother was born with blond hair and blue eyes. I was born with black hair and brown eyes. We had the same two parents. Some guys inherit their hair color from their mother's side of the family and some from their father's side. Same thing for penis size. Alan G
  14. 4 points
    toadfish327

    Nude with in laws

    Be careful where you go nude. I was in a private yard watching fireworks in a densely populated area. A drone appeared suddenly and i just stayed nude. It was hovering right over me. My photos complete with small cock will probably end up all over the internet now!
  15. 4 points
    IndyBanker1946

    Prolific posts today

    Having not posted much the last few months I might have gotten carried away today. I couldn’t help it. I was alone, naked relaxing on the pontoon. The posts just happened. Have a happy summer!
  16. 4 points
    toadfish327

    Funny Doctor Moment

    @DThomas First off, thank you for choosing your field even in a crazy time like this. Exposing yourself on the front line in order to help others is very honorable. As far as exposing my genitals to healthcare workers, i know they see people nude every day, but my mind is still my own worst enemy when it comes to anxiety. I also know i can choose a different cardiologist, but this lady is highly recommended, speaks good english and is covered by my insurance company. I guess i swallow my pride to get the best care possible. Thanks for the advice. Good luck getting your license to practice medicine!
  17. 4 points
    I have tried wearing mesh shorts before and it just doesn't work for me. My foreskin nipple tends to get caught up in the mesh and it doesn't feel good. Much prefer something silky smooth against my penis.
  18. 4 points
    I would consider wearing them in public but you are correct it would be risky behavior. At 67 I could act like I have dementia and just say I forgot to wear underwear.
  19. 4 points
    Nimmo

    Small Penis Envy

    I would definitely prefer my erect penis to be smaller. There's not so much to it when it's limp but I'd like that to be shorter too. I just like small dicks and would prefer to have one myself. I wouldn't say I was envious though - for a long time I had a lot of anxiety that my dick was small and came to perceive myself as someone with a relatively small one. But small dicks always fascinated me. I always felt strangely in awe of anyone who could be naked in front of other people, whose dick was obviously small and who didn't seem bothered by that fact. Whereas I was always too ashamed to ever be naked in front of my brother once I realised my dick would never match his. So in that respect I felt like deep down they were better than me, because they weren't such cowards as I was. So it isn't envy that I feel exactly. I know there can be a lot of pain involved in being small which isn't something to be envious of. In fact I've experienced some of it and it's through that that I've come to find small dicks attractive.
  20. 4 points
    Shyboi5

    Small penis love.

    I found out one advantage of have a smaller, thinner one. My gf admitted to me that my cock was the perfect size for anal. She said her ex was way too big for her ass, and she didn't allow him in there after that. So there's that! YAH!!
  21. 4 points
    I don't have any kids but if I did and a son was bigger than me I'd be very happy for him.
  22. 4 points
    lilpeter

    Younger brother bigger

    Im a fraternal twin with a twin sister, smallest male in my family between my 2 brothers and my father. I am the oldest male and I know the middle brother is bigger having seen it when we were teens. Youngest brother is an assumption since we never did any naked things together but there was a famous episode when he was 4 or 5 where he came down the stairs butt naked and he was bigger then than I am now so..... I've told myself that my size was the result of gestating in a pool of estrogen between my mother and my sister. lol
  23. 4 points
    Triasco9.5

    buying smaller sized condoms

    I took note of this and actually began entering measurements purely to understand the letter and number codes. It seems that they purposefully have not correlated the letters and numbers with size smallest to largest, which (if they have) is brilliant, because then there's no way to know what size condom is being referred to unless you know the system very well yourself. Considering the concerns with buying condoms, especially small sized condoms, that some men have expressed here in threads and to me personally, I think that is an incredibly smart move on top of an already interesting model for condom sizing.
  24. 3 points
    Aerty

    Wet dreams ?

    Hi I am 36 and just had this night a wet dream! It had been a very long time since I hadn't had one (I guess I still had one per year), but I thought that at my age, I would not have wet dreams anymore When I was a teenager I used to wake up immediately to clean it, as this slimy sensation was so disturbing, but this night I had forgotten this habit and woke up a couple of hours later (I guess), feeling my wet matress and checking my wet underwear and remembering I had had a wet dream ! Do you guys still have wet dreams ? If not, at what age did you have your last wet dreams ?
  25. 3 points
    Nillywilly

    Wet dreams ?

    Ah wet dreams...I grew up in a row home and the bedroom next to mine was empty. One night I was traversing the distance from the bathroom to my room through the empty room when I saw a light from the house next door. I peeked through the blinds and low and behold, it was my beautiful neighbor getting undressed for bed and her shades were open. Holy shit! I was 14, she was 22 and oh man was she a dish! Tall, stacked, a beautiful Irish peaches-and-cream complexion, what a knockout and I got to see all of her as she got out of her clothes and put on her pjs. It was intoxicating! As Confucius said, “Man who goes to bed with sex problem on mind wakes up with solution in hand!” That’s what happened. I was not clued into masturbation, so, stimulated as I was, I had “sweet dreams” and woke up in a wet bed. This went on for another year and a half or so before she got married and moved out. Didn’t happen every night, but it happened enough and pretty much every time it resulted in production. My favorite Playboy playmates were the ones who looked like her. I learned to jerk off before I went away to college, I didn’t want to have wet sheets.
  26. 3 points
    Aerty

    Embarrassing erection stories

    Hi It was a few years ago when I was on a nudist beach in South of France, I was wandering on the beach when I saw a group of friends 1 man and 2 women (they were like 25 yo) sat on the sand, taking a sun bath, but looking at me. I suddenly felt very excited to be looked at (since I was completely naked) and I got a hardon in the middle of the beach while I was walking ! The beach was not very full of people, and as I was very excited I continued to walk in front of them, checking if the girls were still looking at me, and if they were taking photos of me. I don't remember if they took photos and I don't know how I would have reacted if I had seen it. Maybe I would have been even more excited. But the idea of being seen and hopefully being photographed by curious women was a very exciting experience ! I must precise that I am gay so I was more attracted to the guy who was with her But why was I so excited as the girls were looking at my hardon ?
  27. 3 points
    Would you wear these out without underwear, or do you think it would be too risky?
  28. 3 points
    Aerty

    Small penis and submissiveness

    @bsized4point5 Hot story ! I imagine small endowed guys have grown up with their tiny cock and the idea that they are smaller than the average of the other guys and it may have made them submissive. I would not say that I am submissive but I like the idea of being smaller than my friends. I am not submissive to them at all, we are just friends on the same level, and we just have different bodies and cock. But when I look at the photos of us naked, it is quite exciting for me to see how short and thin my cock can be compared to theirs, and on the same time how I still look fit and confident. It is as if I was proud to be different!!
  29. 3 points
    canuck45

    Nude with in laws

    @toadfish327 Anti-drone device
  30. 3 points
    JamesD

    Small Penis Envy

    Feeling of superiority? Security? Power? Evolution to Oral? Also, resentful reaction formation to arrogance of guys with big cocks. The same woman told me about a guy that fucked her all day again and again trying to prove he had the best cock in the world and he could make all women have the best orgasms they'd ever had. She claimed he couldn't make her cum (but she let him fuck her again and again all day?). I believed her at first as she claimed our sex was better until several months later when I saw how much more powerfully she reacted to a large dildo than with me. I sensed she just resented the guy, so good in bed, but had no interest being with her as a partner. I did hear her talk to the guy on the phone once, turning him down for a sex romp, saying she had "settled down." Clearly, he "couldn't believe it" telling her "ya gotta be crazy", etc. She made a point of me knowing she was turning him down because of me. Meanwhile our sex had evolved to oral. No matter how good I thought our fucking might be at times, she was always quick to dismiss my efforts and insist on more oral and get angry if I wasn't eager, to provide it, too. Once when drunk she complained that I never complimented her pussy like other guys did, "Saying some guys would say how nice and big it was implying they could fuck it any way they want as long as they want." She said something like, "You only compliment my clit." Yup, she did have a big prominent one. Yeah, I guess I didn't compliment what I could hardly feel when it got hot and juicy! All this is clear as a bell in retrospect, but at the time I had various rationalization to avoid awareness of her systematic patronizing regarding sex. I guess I focused on the reality she wanted me as partner and considered me A-ok in that respect. Also, secretly to my self and publicly, I think I was proud she had high status as a sex object for other men even though I couldn't participate fully in that reality. I remember a momentary shock when we happened upon one of her ex sex partners, a thuggish biker guy. When alone with him he congratulated me on the "great catch" I had made and started relating how she gave him his best sex experiences ever, oral and fucking. I remember being relieved when she returned and interrupted his revelations! Oddly, he was not mean, but actually seemed envious of me, probably assuming I was like him, arrogant with a big cock.
  31. 3 points
    TinyJock

    Weight Loss Effect on Penis

    Super bone-pressed, my cock is just barely 4". Non-bone-pressed, or what it looks like to others, it's around 3.5" hard. When I played football in college, I carried a lot more weight, probably more than needed. I gorged myself to "bulk up". I weighed around 230 lbs, maybe more, vs my current 190-195 lbs. My cock looked noticeably smaller, both hard and soft. Hard it looked closer to 3", maybe 3.25". Soft, my cock is super tiny, with barely the head poking out of my pubes; maybe 1.5". However, back then with the greater weight, I often nearly turtled, almost completely buried in my more prominent fat pad. Since I have a fairly full bush, I probably looked completely dickless.
  32. 3 points
    Pilgrem

    Weight Loss Effect on Penis

    I went from 240 down to 175 and nothing really change other than I can see my penis without looking in a mirror. Nice to see an old friend with ease.
  33. 3 points
    Pilgrem

    Prolific posts today

    @IndyBanker1946 I don't think you need to worry about all your posts. I for one have enjoyed them. Keep them cumming.
  34. 3 points
    new2day

    Embarrassing erection stories

    Staying at a friend's house and sleeping on the sofa she walked in around 8 to wake me and thought it would be funny to pull the blanket from me... only to reveal my erect cock poking out from my underwear. She was surprised, but apologised profusely and we had a laugh about later.
  35. 3 points
    old n hard

    Funny Doctor Moment

    @RodEnuf My wife says "You have no shame". I've never cared about who sees me naked. I'm not bothered one bit. My dermatologist is the most thorough one I've ever met. He's the only one who knows my left testicle is a prosthesis. He even commented on it with his young female assistant in the room. It's very freeing to be absolutely shameless.
  36. 3 points
    toadfish327

    Funny Doctor Moment

    I had an ECG done recently. The nurse said she would leave the room while i took off my shirt. Pretty strange since she would come right back in and apply electrodes to my now bare chest. Why did she waste time while i took my shirt off when she was going to see me without it seconds later anyway? Found out i have have some heart issues and need a catheterization. That will probably be done through my groin and the cardiologist i got sent to is a woman. She will see everything i don't have. Anxiety shrinkage will be at an all time high.
  37. 3 points
    JamesD

    Embarrassing erection stories

    There was a joke kids told about "queers" getting a hard-on in the locker room and showers at my expense. Can't recall it now. I did my best to just ignore what they said, while they hooted and hollered. I pretended I wasn't affected and pretended to look down at them as low lifes.
  38. 3 points
    JamesD

    Embarrassing erection stories

    When my peers surprised me by going through puberty (7th grade) before me I got embarrassing erections regularly in the required showers before swimming and suffered humiliating ridicule. I learned to control it mentally most of the time by the end of 8th grade, but still had problems in 9th grade. I was told I must be "a queer" as well being ridiculed for size and undeveloped. I was and still am too small to have much of a problem when dressed, even in a tight swimming suit. Just a little adjustment solves the problem.
  39. 3 points
    thezulu

    Young/Teen penis size development

    It certainly was the case for me. I was always noticeably bigger than other boys my age as a kid. It's confirmed by baby pictures too. There's this one picture of me with my cousin (he's a year older) on the beach. Not sure how old we were, but young enough to be nude on a regular beach. In the pic has the classic little boy "button" penis while I have noticeable hang.
  40. 3 points
    I would wear this without underwear if I was riding my bike. That way I could get air flow to my penis and testicles.
  41. 3 points
    JamesD

    Poll: When where hurtful things said?

    I had a number of outright public shaming incidents which were painful, but the worst was the "patronizing" I received from guys who tried to be friends on the surface.
  42. 3 points
    It’s been seen by three wives about 10 other lovers an unknown number on naturist beaches and loads of medical professionals oh and my mum & dad brother and several in-laws. A bit late to be coy.
  43. 3 points
    I have tried all styles of male underwear and dislike all of them. I don't like the fabrics they are made of, the limited range of styles and colors and the fact that most are designed with pouches. My balls are almost always tight and my penis shrinks and retracts to nothing when I am flaccid so I really don't need a pouch. Therefore I started exploring female underwear. I found that I liked thongs because they have minimal fabric but still covered and held my genitals in place. It does takes a little trial and error in finding ones that work for men. I found that in most cases they need to have elastic around the openings (to keep the balls in place) and a since there is no pouch a stretchy fabric to form around the small genitals. I don't believe guys with a large penis would be able to fit in women's underwear so that is a plus to being small. If you are looking for ones that may fit a guy, I have been surprised to see the number of male reviews of female underwear on various sites. Seems a lot of guys prefer the advantages that female underwear offers. I have been wearing female thongs exclusively for several years now and find them the most comfortable. I love all of the fabrics, styles and colors that are available. No more boring men's underwear for me.
  44. 3 points
    @Triasco9.5 You got me with the verb "reify." To the best of my recollection I have never before heard or seen that word. I had to look it up. On the assumption that I'm not the only one who is unfamiliar with the word, here's what I found. reify: verb transitive to consider or represent (something abstract) as a material or concrete thing to give definite content and form to (a concept or idea) Even at the age of 75, I can always learn something new.
  45. 3 points
    Allen43

    Erotic Embarrassment

    I have always been intrigued by the wide variety of sizes penises come in. I’ve felt this way since I was a young boy. The fact that some can be so very small while others can be so very big amazes me. Even though I have a very small one myself and am reluctant, if not embarrassed to put it on display, I must admit that on the rare occasion I am in a situation where I might actually get to see a really big one in person ( i.e. gym shower room) it arouses me. Especially so if the guy with the big one by chance notices mine. I can’t seem to help it. Now why in the hell is that? ....LOL.
  46. 3 points
    RodEnuf

    buying smaller sized condoms

    The best way to understand their size nomenclature is to look at (and perhaps to use) their "FitKit" for sizing rather than the Enter My Measurements page or the Suggest A Size page. The FitKit is a one page PDF document with instruction and a cut-out Measuring Tool that's marked with their length letters and their width numbers rather than with conventional units of measure. When you print it, use Acrobat Reader and be sure that in the print dialog box you have set Page Scaling to "None" in order to have it print at the correct size and check the "Auto-Rotate and Center" option in order not to have the edges clipped off by your printer's minimum margins. I've attached a copy of their FitKit PDF file to this post for easy download. If all you're interested in is seeing the randomness of the lettering and numbering system, here's a non-scalable image of the Measuring Tool. Alan G USA-FitKit.pdf
  47. 3 points
    Tsoren

    buying smaller sized condoms

    Me to the store clerk: "Uh, I would like a comb, and uh pen, and uh...one of those Bic lighters and uh...uh...uh...oh yeah, a Godzilla condom, please. Oh, and throw in a couple dozen PeeWees. They're for a friend of mine."
  48. 3 points
    Nillywilly

    buying smaller sized condoms

    @Triasco9.5 PeeWee to Godzilla would not be good marketing, for sure.
  49. 3 points
    I asked my mother (quite recently, actually) about penis size in our family. I asked my father of course, but he was never around and to this day still has yet to have a meaningful conversation with me. But I've done my best to foster a relationship with him. In any case, he seemed to have no idea about size in general, let alone our family. My mother said that my father was the man with an above average penis, but it wasn't overly large like mine. She then proceeded to assuage what she thought were concerns of mine by telling me not to worry and that many women prefer larger sizes. Gotta love Moms. lol.
  50. 3 points
    WTF!!! Wealth Gorilla overlooked me! Careless! Have to talk with Jane Goodall about that. Not stuck on myself, but I'd hex Karl Marx and slip me in between Julius Caesar and Martin Luther. I can easily toss off more than 95 theses and my gall is totally undivided. Veni, vidi, vici. My son is hung almost identically with me (at least soft). He doesn't seem to have any hang ups about it at all. He has my looks, though he's not quite as tall or as well-built as me; more of a swimmer's build. He does have my hairy-chest, though. In the movies, he'd be the boy next door.
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