What foods represent your dick length?

[Franc181]

Had one inch of a 4.5 ich short stack this morning! Was so good!
...wait, what were you thinking?  DIRTY BOY!
What foods represent your dick length?

Would love to see food that represent the length of your dick

Edited April 28, 2025 by RodEnuf
Shortened extraordinarily long subject. Put original subject at top of body of post.

[6INCHES66]

6 inch subway sandwich.

[Franc181]

@6INCHES66 mouthwatering but thick! open wide!!!

 

[canuck45]

hmmm I think I will have pancakes today.....for supper

[RodEnuf]

The small Spring Rolls in one of the compartments of a Bento Box dinner at a nearby Japanese restaurant.  They're no more than 3-1/2 inches long.

[toadfish327]

Baby carrot for me.

[NuderThanNude]

A breakfast sausage! (when erect). Hunger when flaccid as it is fully retracted inside my body.

[wetb]

an egg........fried?

[Tsoren]

That’s easy.  A Nathan’s Famous Foot Long Hotdog.  Okay, full disclosure, a half-eaten Nathan’s Famous Foot Long Hotdog.  And preferably without the grill marks.

[lilron]

A Jerkin pickle

[Franc181]

@RodEnuf Representative of my local gym locker room!. lol

 

[Franc181]

@Tsoren lol I would loved to have watched you eat that! So yours is long and thin?

[Franc181]

@lilron Pretty much mine especially swimming or when really cold! Two olives and a little pickle in a purple wrapper

Edited April 28, 2025 by Franc181

[Franc181]

@toadfish327 love keeping a baby carrot in my mouth. Makes me salivate!

[Franc181]

@wetb looks more like two small plums and an Italian hot sausage on your profile pic!

[Franc181]

@NuderThanNude When eating Breakfast sausages or Italian sausages. I dont cut them. Instead I suck on them thinking what my own dick would be like in my own mouth! lol

[Franc181]

Just found this. can anyone relate? lol

[JasonBeam]

[James Baker]

On 4/28/2025 at 1:32 AM, RodEnuf said:

The small Spring Rolls in one of the compartments of a Bento Box dinner at a nearby Japanese restaurant.  They're no more than 3-1/2 inches long.

The 2nd woman I had vaginal sex with in college, when we met again unexpectedly at a party and I failed to respond to her advances, razzed me that the spring rolls being offered reminded her of my dick.  I was way too naive still and in denial about my dick size to know she was trying to hurt my feelings after I showed no interest. 

I did recall that her pussy had felt way too juicy and large.  Since it was also smelly, I thought it was infection discharge that explained the state of her pussy.  I never realized she was hot and juicy and expanded for me and, thus, provided no friction for my approx. spring roll sized hard dick.  At the time, my "confidence" was based upon denial and alcohol. 

I don't know if I would have ever started having sex if I would have had a clear idea of how I ranked size wise.  Porn was very hard to find back then, but I had been in enough locker rooms that I should have known.  Denial is strange.

[James Baker]

On 4/28/2025 at 6:42 PM, Franc181 said:

@lilron Pretty much mine especially swimming or when really cold! Two olives and a little pickle in a purple wrapper

Unfortunately, a familiar look!
 

[NuderThanNude]

1 hour ago, JasonBeam said:

 

Actually, this looks almost exactly like my penis erect with the flat, glansless end. Who says that we cannot have a photo of our penis here.

[Franc181]

@NuderThanNude Vienna Sausage! lol love it

[Franc181]

@James Baker I'm sure many of us have this lil bulge! lol

 

[Franc181]

@James Baker I knew mine was small in grade school playing sports and communal showers. I was made fun of but it didnt stop me from enjoying all the people that I did in my life time. both women and men! surprisingly only 2 had mension how small it was and had a problem with it. The rest were very much into sex no matter my size. Toys and technique were on my side. I still enjoy people but do tell them the size of my penis before any expectations arrose.

[Franc181]

@JasonBeam Perfectly smooth. love the size but I'm sure yours is just a bit bigger. lol