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I saw a post on Reddit that made me remember this. Not sure if anyone else has had an embarrassing erection in public that they care to share but here is mine: Middle of lunch in the college cafeteria. I get a little excited. It was 37 years ago. So not sure why. Now ex-wife decides it is time to leave. I try to stall. She won't hear of it. I get up from the table and am immediately greeted by chuckling and pointing from a couple of other students. I guess it was both good and bad as i look back. While it was embarrassing it was also visible enough that people noticed despite my small size. If anyone has a story to share feel free.

Went fishing this afternoon with my son and grandson off our pontoon. Not catching anything. Hot. No wind. Decided to go skinny dipping. My son and grandson were naked in seconds. They often skinny dip together in their pool. Was quite nice seeing them naked. My son appeared to be very similar to me. In the heat we wer both hanging about 5” I’d guess. Surprisingly my 13 year old grandson was a good 4” and I’d bet 4” around. The water had an impact though My son and I were nearly identical in size after getting out but my grandson just had a nub. Both of their scrotums tightened up but I maintained my hanging old man balls. A lovely experience had by all. Hopefully, next week something similar will happen with Mary’s son and grandsons

My son is almost almost exactly the same size as me. Soft, we're both super tiny, with the head barely poking out of our pubic hair. He's not quite as tall (maybe 6' t my 6'3") and not as physically well-developed: more of a swimmer's body. He's also not into sports like I was. More into the "arts". That's okay; told him he didn't have to try to be like me. He's very popular with girls; he has his father's looks! However, he has a lot of gay friends, too.

Riding the school bus over bumpy rural roads gave me one every day. I carried books home even when I didn't need them for homework just so I'd have them to hold in front of me when I got off the bus at school.

Somewhat along those lines, but not maybe an "embarrassment" story. In college, after finishing a shower, I came out into the living room in my blue terrycloth robe, My roommate had a bunch of other students in, both boys and girls. I intended to go back into the bedroom and change into clothes, but things got interesting and I forgot. Eventually I began roughhousing on the floor with a cute girl. Only after a minute or so did I realize my robe had parted and I had a roaring hard-on -- all four inches! As soon as I became aware of it, I pulled my robe shut. My roommate later told me everyone got a good look! Since I was a strapping 6'3" and a football player, it must have been a big surprise to them. Or, should I say, a small surprise! I remember feeling somewhat embarrassed at the time, but even more turned on!

I’m sure that anyone sho has read my posts about my late wife knows that she had a cavernous pussy, which I loved. The lack of friction allowed me to fuck her for long periods without cumming. I’ve said it before and I will say it again... there is no bad pussy size! In fact I guess I prefer a little sloppy to a little snug. Don’t tell my current lady friend though. I’ve got her convinced her tight pussy is the best I’ve ever had.

I guess I technically count as "hung" when erect, but I like smaller penises. I don't know if envy is the best word, but I do enjoy the aesthetics of a smaller size and do believe it enhances the attractiveness of a man when I view them on a whole. I do not get that same sentiment with larger or averaged-sized penises. At times I do wish I was slightly less thick given my sexual experiences. I have caused pain more than I would like to admit and it is far from sexy. But I will admit that I am far from a good sexual romp, so I could take sometime to improve that aspect of myself haha.

Too many stories to count, because as I think I said on here, my penis has a mind of its own. I think the two most embarrassing ones I had were in college and when I went to a nude beach, namely because they still make me cringe. The college one was similar to yours. I was working on a project with my partner during dinner time in the cafeteria and made the poor choice of wearing sweatpants w/ boxers. I needed to head over to the library to direct a study session so I decided to do tuck my erection behind my waistband after my partner left, but the loose grip of my underwear did not hold my erection well so en route to leaving, a girl I knew from the dorms and her friend came in and saw my erection slowly drooping downwards in my sweats. They did not say anything to me in the face, but I heard them comment and giggle about it when I left. Mortified isn't the word. I could barely concentrate when directing the study group. The nude beach one was embarrassing since it was my first time. The minute I disrobed I got an erection and spent almost a half-hour waiting for it to go away. Ironically it was the least embarrassing of the two since I was more comfortable with sex at this time, but still cringe worthy since this was the first time I was in an environment where such a thing was not considered shameful.

Why would anyone assume that all or even most guys' penis size all come from a particular side of the family. Have you never seen brothers that have different hair colors? My brother was born with blond hair and blue eyes. I was born with black hair and brown eyes. We had the same two parents. Some guys inherit their hair color from their mother's side of the family and some from their father's side. Same thing for penis size. Alan G

Be careful where you go nude. I was in a private yard watching fireworks in a densely populated area. A drone appeared suddenly and i just stayed nude. It was hovering right over me. My photos complete with small cock will probably end up all over the internet now!

Having not posted much the last few months I might have gotten carried away today. I couldn’t help it. I was alone, naked relaxing on the pontoon. The posts just happened. Have a happy summer!

@DThomas First off, thank you for choosing your field even in a crazy time like this. Exposing yourself on the front line in order to help others is very honorable. As far as exposing my genitals to healthcare workers, i know they see people nude every day, but my mind is still my own worst enemy when it comes to anxiety. I also know i can choose a different cardiologist, but this lady is highly recommended, speaks good english and is covered by my insurance company. I guess i swallow my pride to get the best care possible. Thanks for the advice. Good luck getting your license to practice medicine!

Hi I am 36 and just had this night a wet dream! It had been a very long time since I hadn't had one (I guess I still had one per year), but I thought that at my age, I would not have wet dreams anymore When I was a teenager I used to wake up immediately to clean it, as this slimy sensation was so disturbing, but this night I had forgotten this habit and woke up a couple of hours later (I guess), feeling my wet matress and checking my wet underwear and remembering I had had a wet dream ! Do you guys still have wet dreams ? If not, at what age did you have your last wet dreams ?

Ah wet dreams...I grew up in a row home and the bedroom next to mine was empty. One night I was traversing the distance from the bathroom to my room through the empty room when I saw a light from the house next door. I peeked through the blinds and low and behold, it was my beautiful neighbor getting undressed for bed and her shades were open. Holy shit! I was 14, she was 22 and oh man was she a dish! Tall, stacked, a beautiful Irish peaches-and-cream complexion, what a knockout and I got to see all of her as she got out of her clothes and put on her pjs. It was intoxicating! As Confucius said, “Man who goes to bed with sex problem on mind wakes up with solution in hand!” That’s what happened. I was not clued into masturbation, so, stimulated as I was, I had “sweet dreams” and woke up in a wet bed. This went on for another year and a half or so before she got married and moved out. Didn’t happen every night, but it happened enough and pretty much every time it resulted in production. My favorite Playboy playmates were the ones who looked like her. I learned to jerk off before I went away to college, I didn’t want to have wet sheets.

Hi It was a few years ago when I was on a nudist beach in South of France, I was wandering on the beach when I saw a group of friends 1 man and 2 women (they were like 25 yo) sat on the sand, taking a sun bath, but looking at me. I suddenly felt very excited to be looked at (since I was completely naked) and I got a hardon in the middle of the beach while I was walking ! The beach was not very full of people, and as I was very excited I continued to walk in front of them, checking if the girls were still looking at me, and if they were taking photos of me. I don't remember if they took photos and I don't know how I would have reacted if I had seen it. Maybe I would have been even more excited. But the idea of being seen and hopefully being photographed by curious women was a very exciting experience ! I must precise that I am gay so I was more attracted to the guy who was with her But why was I so excited as the girls were looking at my hardon ?

@bsized4point5 Hot story ! I imagine small endowed guys have grown up with their tiny cock and the idea that they are smaller than the average of the other guys and it may have made them submissive. I would not say that I am submissive but I like the idea of being smaller than my friends. I am not submissive to them at all, we are just friends on the same level, and we just have different bodies and cock. But when I look at the photos of us naked, it is quite exciting for me to see how short and thin my cock can be compared to theirs, and on the same time how I still look fit and confident. It is as if I was proud to be different!!

@toadfish327 Anti-drone device

Feeling of superiority? Security? Power? Evolution to Oral? Also, resentful reaction formation to arrogance of guys with big cocks. The same woman told me about a guy that fucked her all day again and again trying to prove he had the best cock in the world and he could make all women have the best orgasms they'd ever had. She claimed he couldn't make her cum (but she let him fuck her again and again all day?). I believed her at first as she claimed our sex was better until several months later when I saw how much more powerfully she reacted to a large dildo than with me. I sensed she just resented the guy, so good in bed, but had no interest being with her as a partner. I did hear her talk to the guy on the phone once, turning him down for a sex romp, saying she had "settled down." Clearly, he "couldn't believe it" telling her "ya gotta be crazy", etc. She made a point of me knowing she was turning him down because of me. Meanwhile our sex had evolved to oral. No matter how good I thought our fucking might be at times, she was always quick to dismiss my efforts and insist on more oral and get angry if I wasn't eager, to provide it, too. Once when drunk she complained that I never complimented her pussy like other guys did, "Saying some guys would say how nice and big it was implying they could fuck it any way they want as long as they want." She said something like, "You only compliment my clit." Yup, she did have a big prominent one. Yeah, I guess I didn't compliment what I could hardly feel when it got hot and juicy! All this is clear as a bell in retrospect, but at the time I had various rationalization to avoid awareness of her systematic patronizing regarding sex. I guess I focused on the reality she wanted me as partner and considered me A-ok in that respect. Also, secretly to my self and publicly, I think I was proud she had high status as a sex object for other men even though I couldn't participate fully in that reality. I remember a momentary shock when we happened upon one of her ex sex partners, a thuggish biker guy. When alone with him he congratulated me on the "great catch" I had made and started relating how she gave him his best sex experiences ever, oral and fucking. I remember being relieved when she returned and interrupted his revelations! Oddly, he was not mean, but actually seemed envious of me, probably assuming I was like him, arrogant with a big cock.

Super bone-pressed, my cock is just barely 4". Non-bone-pressed, or what it looks like to others, it's around 3.5" hard. When I played football in college, I carried a lot more weight, probably more than needed. I gorged myself to "bulk up". I weighed around 230 lbs, maybe more, vs my current 190-195 lbs. My cock looked noticeably smaller, both hard and soft. Hard it looked closer to 3", maybe 3.25". Soft, my cock is super tiny, with barely the head poking out of my pubes; maybe 1.5". However, back then with the greater weight, I often nearly turtled, almost completely buried in my more prominent fat pad. Since I have a fairly full bush, I probably looked completely dickless.

I went from 240 down to 175 and nothing really change other than I can see my penis without looking in a mirror. Nice to see an old friend with ease.

@IndyBanker1946 I don't think you need to worry about all your posts. I for one have enjoyed them. Keep them cumming.

Staying at a friend's house and sleeping on the sofa she walked in around 8 to wake me and thought it would be funny to pull the blanket from me... only to reveal my erect cock poking out from my underwear. She was surprised, but apologised profusely and we had a laugh about later.

@RodEnuf My wife says "You have no shame". I've never cared about who sees me naked. I'm not bothered one bit. My dermatologist is the most thorough one I've ever met. He's the only one who knows my left testicle is a prosthesis. He even commented on it with his young female assistant in the room. It's very freeing to be absolutely shameless.

I had an ECG done recently. The nurse said she would leave the room while i took off my shirt. Pretty strange since she would come right back in and apply electrodes to my now bare chest. Why did she waste time while i took my shirt off when she was going to see me without it seconds later anyway? Found out i have have some heart issues and need a catheterization. That will probably be done through my groin and the cardiologist i got sent to is a woman. She will see everything i don't have. Anxiety shrinkage will be at an all time high.

There was a joke kids told about "queers" getting a hard-on in the locker room and showers at my expense. Can't recall it now. I did my best to just ignore what they said, while they hooted and hollered. I pretended I wasn't affected and pretended to look down at them as low lifes.

When my peers surprised me by going through puberty (7th grade) before me I got embarrassing erections regularly in the required showers before swimming and suffered humiliating ridicule. I learned to control it mentally most of the time by the end of 8th grade, but still had problems in 9th grade. I was told I must be "a queer" as well being ridiculed for size and undeveloped. I was and still am too small to have much of a problem when dressed, even in a tight swimming suit. Just a little adjustment solves the problem.

@DThomas Had you worn a slouch hat to the beach, you would have had a built-in hat-rack for it.

I don't know where I got my dick size from.* Definitely not my father; he and my brother are both fairly well hung. Maybe from my mother's side. Maybe that's where my son got his from, also. I'm a mixture of traits from both my parents. Facial looks and hair color and complexion are from my mother. My hands are almost identical to my father's; we both have unusual palm prints (palm readers go nuts over them). On the phone, people often mistake me for my father. * I'm pretty sure it's recessive. LOL

My penis size does seem to come from my mother's side. Realistically, it's more likely that the mother, having two X chromosomes to pass on, has more influence than the father, but it's genetics. Penises are too complicated to be dependent on a single gene, or just one parent, I think.

Doesn't follow just because dad and son have similar penis, its not from the mothers side.

Hi I don't have any sons but I know my old brother's cock size. We used to take shower together so I remember that he had a thicker cock than mine. Bigger head as well and bigger balls from what I remember. He was also a bit longer than me !

So much for the idea penis size is passed down from the monther's side I guess. I lot of guys have stated the "mother's side" like it is fact. Interesting about your son. How old is he? You are doing right not trying to pressure him into a mold that might not fit or even be possible. Quite unlike my parents, I might add. . .and look what they wrought.

Nothing can make your cock appear longer like significant weight reduction can. My non-bone pressed length went from 5” to 6 1/4” when I went from 203 to 160. My dick didn’t get bigger but it sure looks bigger.

You should have told her it was her responsibility.

@DThomas You can say that again!

@toadfish327 Not an MD yet, but currently training to be one and worked within various hospitals before applying to school. If it helps, the doctor will very likely not care about your size, shrinkage or not, male or female. I am not sure if I have the words to explain it, but often times doctors tend to disassociate their personal and professional sentiments regarding patients. That boundary is needed so we can provide the best care, not just physically but mentally to our patients. Good luck with the catheterization and remember to advocate for yourself. If you feel significant anxiety regarding a female MD, you can always request to be seen by another, if possible. One of the things I have grown to dislike in my experience is this sentiment that patients have autonomy, but our inability to reflect that in the care with give them, even though we do it for their best interest.

@TinyJock One thing I do regret is never having openly acknowledged the cock hierarchy between us, because I was too afraid of the inevitable defeat. Looking back I think it would have done us both good to have faced up to it.

Many people consider the act of disrobing to be something best done in private. Also, you might have had to at least partially lower your pants in order to untuck your outer shirt tail and your undershirt. I don't care about the cardiac technician being present while I get out of my shirts, but I do want some privacy when it's time to tuck things back in, which requires my opening my belt, waistband button, and fly. As it happens, she leaves the room for both. Alan G

I don't wish my cock was smaller. I think it's the perfect size: hard 4" x 4"; soft 1.5" x 3". Any smaller and I would be too small for sex. However, something about what you said really struck a chord with me. Ive been trying to express it for a long time, but never knew quite how to say it. My brother and I hit puberty about the same time (he's 18 mos older). His cock is a lot bigger and he really teased me about how small mine was for awhile. Although I'm better-looking and much more athletic, that did make me look up to him regarding his having a bigger cock after that. It was a tacit but conscious thing between us. We probably spent more time naked around each other than was necessary, just to display our "cock hierarchy". For some reason, I enjoyed that my dick was so much smaller than his. It was our secret. I have had the same sort of feeling with many friends over the years. Also, have always gotten off with people knowing how small I'm hung. It's really hot when they see me with my gorgeous wife and know what I'm packing.

I would definitely prefer my erect penis to be smaller. There's not so much to it when it's limp but I'd like that to be shorter too. I just like small dicks and would prefer to have one myself. I wouldn't say I was envious though - for a long time I had a lot of anxiety that my dick was small and came to perceive myself as someone with a relatively small one. But small dicks always fascinated me. I always felt strangely in awe of anyone who could be naked in front of other people, whose dick was obviously small and who didn't seem bothered by that fact. Whereas I was always too ashamed to ever be naked in front of my brother once I realised my dick would never match his. So in that respect I felt like deep down they were better than me, because they weren't such cowards as I was. So it isn't envy that I feel exactly. I know there can be a lot of pain involved in being small which isn't something to be envious of. In fact I've experienced some of it and it's through that that I've come to find small dicks attractive.

I am normally the all-american type guy; good looking, confident, masculine, etc. Not submissive at all. There have been a few occasions, however, when I realized that a friend or relative was much better endowed than me. When I say "much better endowed" I mean that I would look like a small boy next to him in comparison; his cock being at least one-and-a-half to two times my size. I might see his larger cock outlined in swim trunks, shorts, jeans, or underwear. Or I might see his larger cock without any clothing. He typically doesn't know how small I am compared to him, but sometimes he does, and that is a turn on also. Whatever the case may be, when I see that a friend or relative is much bigger than me, I become more submissive in his presence. At the very least, I will be more agreeable to him, going along with what he says or does. Often, I will cater to him in a way that isn't openly noticed, getting him beverages or food, or going out of my way to please him or serve him. There have also been times where I was truly submissive in the sexual sense to guys with much larger cocks. I would encourage them to compare their long, thick cocks with my small, slender penis, rubbing against me and showing me how powerful a big cock can be. It is at that point I realize that my boysized penis causes me to be submissive and worship much larger cocks. And I do love it.

Yeah, dream for me never gets past minor preliminary touching.

As I have said before I have never had a wet dream. I do have sexual dreams now and then but they never end with a orgasm.

My mother was the blue eyed blond who gave my brother those characteristics. My dad was black haired and brown eyed as I am. But referring to @JamesD's list, my brother got his left handedness from my mother and her father, he also got his height (5'10") from that side of the family whereas I got my height (6'3") from my dad and his whole family (his father, grandfather, great grandfather, and three of his five sisters). My brother also got my mom's family's feet and toes (10-D and big toe is longest toe). I got my dad's and his mother's family's feet and toes (13-AA and second toe longer than big toe). Alan G

Seems like most everyone I hear from dislikes having a small penis. However I've never felt that way and always really loved having a small penis. If you have a small penis and love having one please tell us your story. Even if you don't have a small penis and wish you did we would like to hear from you also. I hope I'm not the only one!

@Nillywilly Haha! I am not sure why my post duplicated. Sigh it is too late to edit.

Since I started coming on the internet, I've chatted or messaged with many guys who are into tall, fit guys with small cocks like me, but, until the other night, never encountered one who wanted to have a small one himself. Surprised the heck out of me. Like you, I've hooked up with women who are turned on by small cocks, not necessarily for purely sexual reasons, but psychological ones. My wife falls into the latter category.

@lean You know what? Your mother’s cousins are your cousins, too. Same for your father’s cousins.

That sounds on the non-professional side. If he was afraid to discuss it, you would think he would not bring it up. Depending on your state of mind on the issue, which he clearly didn't know, he should have realized the comment could cause a lot of anxiety.

@canuck45 yes she is and boy you should have seen all I had to promise to do to keep her from sharing that experience with her friends on Facebook. She talked about it for weeks burt as long as I kept my nose clean it stayed off Facebook.